Hiring More Designers & Developers - GoFuckYourself.com

Barefootsies · 04-09-2012, 06:27 AM

We have a lot of projects, web sites, and tools/applications in development of various skills sets. We are looking for more designers and developers to speed things along. Progress is moving forward with our current guys, but instead of waiting a month for them to finish before starting another, we would like to bring in some additional staff to the mix.

Ideally, I prefer developers/programmers who work like Borked. That is, they use an application to keep track of all time so you get a detailed accountability of their progress along the way, unless they are bidding on projects for a lump sum.

I do have a project manager, and you would be working with, and reporting to, him directly. He oversees all of the adult projects. If you are a good programmer, and want to work on some more hosting/mainstream/server side applications. I have a project manager on that side as well you would work with directly. I essentially just sign the checks so to speak.

We are looking for long term guys (and gals) who do good work, have excellent communictation skills, and can set realistic timelines to completion. If that is you, and you want a consistent gig, please contact me (gfygigs /at/ gmail) with all of your contact details, skills, and examples of your work.

Thank you.

Deej · 04-10-2012, 05:13 PM

I dont know about everyone else but I am just chomping at the fucking bit to get my foot in the door...

Then I'd be Set!

gimme-website · 04-11-2012, 07:49 AM

Id work for footsies, im not going to... but I would. I used to think he was the biggest tool on GFY, then I had a private chat with him and he's not so bad.
We all have our GFY persona's that don't tally with our real life selves.

iMind · 04-11-2012, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by gimme-website

Id work for footsies, im not going to... but I would. I used to think he was the biggest tool on GFY, then I had a private chat with him and he's not so bad.
We all have our GFY persona's that don't tally with our real life selves.

You'd never work for Footsies, because he never actually books anyone, he always posts these bullshit jobs in hopes they will help build up his fake "I'm a baller" status, everyone that's ever dealt with him knows he's just a joke.

Barefootsies · 04-11-2012, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by iMind

You'd never work for Footsies, because he never actually books anyone

No, actually that's just you. There are certain people I would never work with.

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Originally Posted by gimme-website

Id work for footsies, im not going to... but I would. I used to think he was the biggest tool on GFY, then I had a private chat with him and he's not so bad.

Thank you for the kind words my lovely. Always appreciated.

iMind · 04-11-2012, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

No, actually that's just you. There are certain people I would never work with.

You can't afford me

, nor would I apply to work for an idiot like you.

Name one developer that you've hired for one of these "big jobs" please?

Your hiring posts are all the same, big lead in, likely a copy and paste from some other source

too funny.

Name just one that took on one of these "huge jobs" you're always posting here...
I'm sure they help you push the illusion you're looking for.

georgeyw · 04-11-2012, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by iMind

You can't afford me

, nor would I apply to work for an idiot like you.

Name one developer that you've hired for one of these "big jobs" please?

Your hiring posts are all the same, big lead in, likely a copy and paste from some other source

too funny.

Name just one that took on one of these "huge jobs" you're always posting here...
I'm sure they help you push the illusion you're looking for.

Since he only signs cheques, you'd have to speak to his *project manager* about that. Apparently his project manager reports to his CFO who reports to his GM who then reports to BF.

So you see how drizzles of information such as who did what could be lost in this game of chinese whispers that these massive corporations have to deal with.

Barefootsies · 04-11-2012, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by iMind

You can't afford me

**snicker**

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Originally Posted by iMind

Name one developer that you've hired for one of these "big jobs" please?

Konrad, Zuzana, and Alien have all been busy working on different projects for months. Anyone can contact them directly and ask. There are some other smaller designers I had not worked with previously, who have done some work on smaller projects to show they can do the work, and deliver on time.

I've posted up bank statements showing we make more money in a month that you made in the entire past year. You can keep telling us about all of your invisible clients, and riches, but sadly you can't actually PROVE any of it.

Shucks.

Barefootsies · 04-11-2012, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

Since he only signs cheques, you'd have to speak to his *project manager* about that. Apparently his project manager reports to his CFO who reports to his GM who then reports to BF.

So you see how drizzles of information such as who did what could be lost in this game of chinese whispers that these massive corporations have to deal with.

I do not run the day to day adult projects any more, nor do I run the day to day hosting side of the business. I have hired people who run both, and allow me freedom to work on other areas of interest. Leaving me more a less to sign off on bids for projects, and authorize payments.

There are a lot of things I want to get into outside of my core business.

iMind · 04-11-2012, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

**snicker**

Don't you pretty much just resell their stuff ?
that's not them working for you

that's you working for them

Keep posting your bank statements...

Upgrade the office from that embarrassing shit hole you posted a while back?

I love it.
Resells Konrad's stuff
Resells Zuzanna's stuff..

so the only person actually working for you is alien, who is a horrible designer, and works for peanuts.

Barefootsies · 04-11-2012, 05:26 PM

Interesting.

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Originally Posted by iMind

a "private" nick is fine I think .. as long as you don't come on here like superman with your new fake nick...

I have this one so I can speak my mind without affecting my bottom line.. but I dont go spewing hate all over the board ( last time I did that my fake nick was banned very fast haha )

it all depends on the usage I think.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=15153214&postcount=22

So you're basically an admitted chicken shit hiding behind a fake nick for the sake of trolling people you do not like so not to effect your "bottom line". Just when I thought you could not be much more of an idiot, you simply admit to rule breaking and being a cowardly pussy.

You go girl.

iMind · 04-11-2012, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Interesting.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=15153214&postcount=22

So you're basically an admitted chicken shit hiding behind a fake nick for the sake of trolling people you do not like so not to effect your "bottom line". Just when I thought you could not be much more of an idiot, you simply admit to rule breaking and being a cowardly pussy.

lol I made you mad enough to search me

Barefootsies · 04-11-2012, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by iMind

lol I made you mad enough to search me

Oh yeah, a whole 2 minute search to see which fake nick pussy I was dealing with.

OWNED.

iMind · 04-11-2012, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Oh yeah, a whole 2 minute search to see which fake nick pussy I was dealing with.

OWNED.

Better get your project manager, I mean cat writing up your next big post, seems I've ruined this one

gimme-website · 04-11-2012, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

**snicker**

Konrad, Zuzana, and Alien

I like AlienQ...He hit me up out of the blue once and we had a great chat/giggle.
Konrad..cant remember if he was a grinch or not...
Zuzanna.. 8sorry a little bit of bile hit my throat then.

But at least they have the backbone to post under their real accounts.

Mrwww · 04-15-2012, 09:51 AM

Im gonna bump this, simply because reading through it makes me lol and maybe ill read through it again tomorrow..

You never find these little posts anymore..

Awesome work.

Zuzana Designs · 04-15-2012, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

**snicker**

Konrad, Zuzana, and Alien have all been busy working on different projects for months. Anyone can contact them directly and ask. There are some other smaller designers I had not worked with previously, who have done some work on smaller projects to show they can do the work, and deliver on time.

I've posted up bank statements showing we make more money in a month that you made in the entire past year. You can keep telling us about all of your invisible clients, and riches, but sadly you can't actually PROVE any of it.

Shucks.

It's been great working with you over the years

Deej · 04-17-2012, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by gimme-website

Id work for footsies, im not going to... but I would. I used to think he was the biggest tool on GFY, then I had a private chat with him and he's not so bad.
We all have our GFY persona's that don't tally with our real life selves.

I had those chats with him too. I also seen some good but he then took our conversations, twisted and lied about who I and who he was. I found disrespect and a serious lack of integrity on his part...

Que the same ole everyone's a troll and the birkenstock jokes...maybe a vince vauhn giggle or something spontaneous...

gimme-website · 04-18-2012, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej

I had those chats with him too. I also seen some good but he then took our conversations, twisted and lied about who I and who he was. I found disrespect and a serious lack of integrity on his part...

Que the same ole everyone's a troll and the birkenstock jokes...maybe a vince vauhn giggle or something spontaneous...

I hear you. Board rage i call it... Divert/deflect/attack. But he does seem to me a more chilled version of his former self nowadays. IM like him, im here to do business and earn money, not make friends. And every footsies thread turns into a personal attack..
I say let him be... Let it be about the business not the bullshit.

Deej · 04-18-2012, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by gimme-website

Let it be about the business not the bullshit.

This is all I tried to say in the beginning

I guess clarifying my own words Id say... Lacking integrity in your business is bullshit.

Just know that I never attacked Barefootsies. He attacked me and I voiced out. At times... probably too much.

Miguel T · 04-19-2012, 02:42 PM

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04-09-2012, 06:27 AM	#1
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