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06-09-2010, 03:51 AM
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Tinseltown NL
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Hiring cute girl assistant to assist me work for FBOMB enterprise
As all of you know my chief and awesome boss fbomb ( he is on gfy too ) rehired me the fired me and rerehireded me for all
his work. Were sellingblots of trafficsvfrom our tubes. High quality premium countries with average .7 ( ¡¡! ) pageviewers per surfer. Because im in charge of doing all the pageviewings and its hatd work i devided to hire assistant for 5 days a week plus the weekend. You must be cute and female and around 23 years of age because then we have the same hobbies and its more fun to work offline too. Oh we dont have windows in the office, the basement does have a low ceiling so you mustnt be to large. No girls with glasses, my sister has glasses and i dont want to be reminded of her when we are doing the pageviews things. You cannot live in turkey. Peoples dont like pageviews from turkey. You can be a turkey, just dont want you living as one way overthere. You will also need to assisst in cleaning up. Its very dusty here in basement because of no sun i couldnt see enough to cleanup yet because its hard to hold the flasherlight AND do the wiping thing same time. Also important: dont be allergic to animals or small rodents. Or hay. Or wear a hearing aid, because we cannot talk loud because chief fbombs mom may not hear us talking about sex upstairs. We have a small bed for you to stayover and workout late every day you like. Also webcans are instalked in bathroom and toilet for your safety. Theres a smoking area in one corner. But you have to wear good shoes there because its slippery and theres lots of tissues laying around. Girls that wear short pink skirts and shrimpnet socjs ( or thise cute striped ones ) prefferred. Apply here or call me asap. Edit: dont call me, chief fbombs moms on the phone atm. |
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06-09-2010, 03:54 AM
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Tinseltown NL
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Oh and always have bathed befire coming. Ours cant be used atm as its plugged up and i used it to pee before.
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06-09-2010, 04:10 AM
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Tinseltown NL
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K shes of the phone now you can all start ringing¡
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06-09-2010, 03:44 PM
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welcome back
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06-09-2010, 10:06 PM
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Tinseltown NL
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Fucking slutd arent calling
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06-10-2010, 07:40 AM
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Your spelling and grammar are atrocious.
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