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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-06-2009 01:17 PM

Tila Tequila Choked by Chargers Linebacker Shawne Merriman
 
San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman went Chris Brown on his girlfriend, reality star (cough, cough) Tila Tequila...

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Tila Tequila (née Tila Nguyen)?the MySpace sensation turned metasexual MTV reality star?has been dating Merriman for a while, now. She signed a citizens arrest warrant sometime around 3AM last night after calling cops, accusing Merriman of battery and false imprisonment at Merriman's house. San Diego Charger Merriman's been taken into police custody; Tequila went to the hospital and was recently released. NBC Sports estimates that

...because he's a first offender, there's a chance that neither the league nor the team will act until the legal process plays itself out.

Interestingly enough, ESPN rushed to the story on this one. They certainly didn't have a problem holding out on Ben Rothlisburger's rape allegations. They cited the reason for that one as lacking an official criminal complaint, but given Deadspin's breakdown of the accusations against him, ESPN's Guilty-Until-Proven-Black policy remains in full effect.

Tequila's been out of the spotlight for a while, and this is definitely going to put her back in it. Public opinion of her's going to be interesting, given that (A) this is the male-dominated sports community looking at (B) someone who's lived their life as a sex symbol and (C) has lied time and time again about her sexual orientation for profit. Also of interest: the photos TMZ has before the spat of Tequila giving Merriman a lap dance earlier in the night.

Finally, domestic abuse scandals: two's a trend? This one's gonna get ugly. Don't bother reading the comments on TMZ or on Twitter about this. You won't like what you'll see. These things bring out the worst in people: primal reactions elicit primal opinions. Or as one TMZ commenter put it:

23. While I don't know exactly how it went down, I do know that Tila Tequila is a grade A narcissistic beeyotch. I'm 90% sure she deserved what happened. Kudos to Merriman for having the balls to set her straight. Maybe she will act a little less annoying going forward.
http://www.taratainton.com/images/st...la_tv_show.jpg

For the record, I am opposed to violence against women (even if the woman is Tila Tequila)...

:helpme

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DavieVegas 09-06-2009 01:20 PM

Ya, these two crazy asses together is an atom bomb waiting to go off. Her pilled out anxiety ass and his steroided temper

mikesinner 09-06-2009 01:23 PM

what kind of asshole would choke such a tiny thing.

qxm 09-06-2009 01:27 PM

choked tequila.......... definitively not my kinda drink.....

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-06-2009 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 16285449)
what kind of asshole would choke such a tiny thing.

http://partmule.com/blog16/wp-conten...iman_59778.jpg

I wouldn't call him an asshole...well, not to his face anyway. :winkwink: :upsidedow

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mikeyddddd 09-06-2009 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16285438)
For the record, I am opposed to violence against women (even if the woman is Tila Tequila)...

:helpme

ADG

I fell out of lust with her a long time ago.

He should have just let her walk away.

fmltube 09-06-2009 01:48 PM

yeah but what did he do to the worm?

MaDalton 09-06-2009 01:49 PM

after watching her on TV for about 10 minutes I can see how that can happen

cykoe6 09-06-2009 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 16285449)
what kind of asshole would choke such a tiny thing.

It is called roid rage.

Spunky 09-06-2009 02:54 PM

So I guess her shot at love failed yet again

gecko 09-06-2009 02:55 PM

That girl sure goes around

Pleasurepays 09-06-2009 02:59 PM

She was awesome in Independence Day.

she pretty much carried the whole film

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/38/11...2fa0dacea0.jpg

CaptainHowdy 09-06-2009 02:59 PM

I feel much better now...

JD 09-06-2009 03:52 PM

good. can't fucking stand that ho

Grapesoda 09-06-2009 04:40 PM

yo adg can you hit m e with email pls....

VeriSexy 09-06-2009 04:44 PM

Can't say I am surprised

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-06-2009 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 16286012)
yo adg can you hit m e with email pls....



Sent you an e-mail Brian... :fart

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GatorB 09-06-2009 05:14 PM

Did it ever occur to any that she's LYING to get her name back in the spotlight? actually from what i hear she was goingot leave and drive drunk and all he was doing was trying to stop her. for shame. he should have let her go and kill people.

Fukcdoll 09-06-2009 05:31 PM

OMG! That Girl Is Such A Sweet Heart!!!!

It's way too easy to rake people over the coals on the internet, like, would you say that kinda shit to her face?

From what I've heard about her (which isn't that much) she's had a real tough life & it's hard for someone in the spot light to find LUV!
Maybe her method of seeking it is a bit off the wall? Putting it all out there on TV and such- but still she's a person like everyone and deserves respect just the same.

Why do people always feel the need to bash 'celebrities' just because they're shit is out in public, if it was your sister being beat by that guy- would you laugh?
Probably not!

Give her a break- she's only human.

GatorB 09-06-2009 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Fukcdoll (Post 16286150)
OMG! That Girl Is Such A Sweet Heart!!!!

It's way too easy to rake people over the coals on the internet, like, would you say that kinda shit to her face?

From what I've heard about her (which isn't that much) she's had a real tough life & it's hard for someone in the spot light to find LUV!
Maybe her method of seeking it is a bit off the wall? Putting it all out there on TV and such- but still she's a person like everyone and deserves respect just the same.

Why do people always feel the need to bash 'celebrities' just because they're shit is out in public, if it was your sister being beat by that guy- would you laugh?
Probably not!

Give her a break- she's only human.

Shut up retard. she's no 'celebrity" WTF did she do to be a "celebrity" go on a show to whore herself out LITERLLY? yeah yeah she's got "beat" call em silly I'll wait for PROOF. bet if she drove drunk and killed someone you'd be feeling diffferently now.

GAMEFINEST 09-06-2009 05:40 PM

shes ugly

who cares

Jman 09-06-2009 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16285438)
San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman went Chris Brown on his girlfriend, reality star (cough, cough) Tila Tequila...



http://www.taratainton.com/images/st...la_tv_show.jpg

For the record, I am opposed to violence against women (even if the woman is Tila Tequila)...

:helpme

ADG

I am sure you could land a small plane on the forehead

Gonzo Modeling 09-06-2009 05:42 PM

pix or didnt happen

Fukcdoll 09-06-2009 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16286163)
Shut up retard. she's no 'celebrity" WTF did she do to be a "celebrity" go on a show to whore herself out LITERLLY? yeah yeah she's got "beat" call em silly I'll wait for PROOF. bet if she drove drunk and killed someone you'd be feeling diffferently now.

DON'T FKN CALL ME RETARD YOU STUPID lil ASS JOKEY!!!!!

You don't know me & I didn't insult your putrid ass when I posted my views- so keep your stank personal comments to your self!

jeez give someone freedom of speech and they think can just be an ass to anyone with an opinion?

GROW UP!:mad::1orglaugh:321GFY

RyuLion 09-06-2009 05:52 PM

yeah, I don't know how a guy can hurt a girl..

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-06-2009 06:08 PM

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At some point in the not-too-distant future, look for Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman to articulate publicly his defense against the claim that he battered and falsely imprisoned Tila Tequila Nguyen early Sunday morning.

As we understand it, Merriman will indeed contend that she was intoxicated, and that he was trying to prevent her from driving in that condition, as she attempted to leave her home.

The situation raises an interesting point regarding the lengths to which someone can or should go to stop someone else from driving drunk. In this case, Merriman will claim that he did not cross the line, and the other persons who were at his home are expected to testify to that end.

So continue to stay tuned on this one. A statement of some sort is expected from Nguyen, and it's likely that Merriman will issue a public comment that articulates his defense to the charges in response to whatever she has to say about the situation.
Call me wacky, but I'm kinda doubting that 6' 4", 270 lb, Merriman will win the MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) "Man of the Year" award, for trying to stop a 4' 11', barely 100 lb woman by choking her.

I've been able to wrest the keys away from guys much bigger than me, when I thought they were too drunk to drive (the fact that they were shit-faced drunk helped).

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/up...14c0b_tila.jpg

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Fletch XXX 09-06-2009 06:44 PM

tough guys always have kanji tats

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-06-2009 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16286492)
tough guys always have kanji tats

Well, almost always...

http://www.kooltattoos.com/wp-conten...ck-tattoo1.jpg

Henry Rollins kid is pretty badass though:

http://www.foundshit.com/images/love-hate-tattoo.jpg

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NaughtyRob 09-06-2009 07:41 PM

Always thought she was fugly but I don't condone violence to women.

PornMD 09-06-2009 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16286340)
Call me wacky, but I'm kinda doubting that 6' 4", 270 lb, Merriman will win the MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) "Man of the Year" award, for trying to stop a 4' 11', barely 100 lb woman by choking her.

I've been able to wrest the keys away from guys much bigger than me, when I thought they were too drunk to drive (the fact that they were shit-faced drunk helped).

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/up...14c0b_tila.jpg

ADG

Look at the size differences...if he really wanted to fuck her up, she'd have been dead in 2 seconds...besides the fact that he's that big, fucker sacks QBs for a living.

It was so bizarre, I briefly had the radio on earlier today and they mentioned this almost as an aside story...like they mentioned some trade the Raiders did and then mentioned Merriman getting arrested for choking his girlfriend (didn't even mention her by name)...and I'm IN San Diego ffs! Was plain weird.

BobG 09-06-2009 08:44 PM

Sound's like a bum rap. He was trying to prevent her from driving drunk and going out and killing someone on the road. I can see her exaggerating and making a Munchausen-esque mountain out of a molehill. Cops said she had no signs of injury. She's probably drunk with all of the attention she's getting right now. 15 more minutes for Tila.

GatorB 09-06-2009 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Fukcdoll (Post 16286198)
DON'T FKN CALL ME RETARD YOU STUPID lil ASS JOKEY!!!!!

You don't know me & I didn't insult your putrid ass when I posted my views- so keep your stank personal comments to your self!

jeez give someone freedom of speech and they think can just be an ass to anyone with an opinion?

GROW UP!:mad::1orglaugh:321GFY

kiss my ass. Did I take your freedom of speech away? No. you posted your point just fine. so suck it, drama queen.

GatorB 09-06-2009 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BobG (Post 16286746)
Sound's like a bum rap. He was trying to prevent her from driving drunk and going out and killing someone on the road. I can see her exaggerating and making a Munchausen-esque mountain out of a molehill. Cops said she had no signs of injury. She's probably drunk with all of the attention she's getting right now. 15 more minutes for Tila.

no no don't litter this board with things like FACTS. It's much better to asusme that just because some dumb whore says someone beat her that a big bad mean male actually did it.

Adultdomainer 09-06-2009 08:55 PM

The news just reported that she didn't have a mark on her.She is crying for headlines thats all.

BobG 09-06-2009 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16286340)
Call me wacky, but I'm kinda doubting that 6' 4", 270 lb, Merriman will win the MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) "Man of the Year" award, for trying to stop a 4' 11', barely 100 lb woman by choking her.

I've been able to wrest the keys away from guys much bigger than me, when I thought they were too drunk to drive (the fact that they were shit-faced drunk helped).

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/up...14c0b_tila.jpg

ADG

I don't know man. Have you ever seen a really drunk and freaked out ho lose it? They're hard to restrain at any size. :2 cents:

donteattuna 09-06-2009 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16285456)
http://partmule.com/blog16/wp-conten...iman_59778.jpg

I wouldn't call him an asshole...well, not to his face anyway. :winkwink: :upsidedow

ADG

http://z.about.com/d/goneworleans/1/7/H/5/genie.jpg

put him back in the bottle.

PornMD 09-06-2009 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by donteattuna (Post 16286887)

I was thinking he looked a bit more like Sinbad gone buff.

http://www.broadwayworld.com/columnpic/sinbad4.jpg

http://partmule.com/blog16/wp-conten...iman_59778.jpg

LiveDose 09-06-2009 10:25 PM

Attempting to deepthroat?

GatorB 09-06-2009 10:38 PM

just looking at a pic of her probably will give you herpes.

Now let's see, she fucked EVERYONE standing behind her. Probably a normal month for her.

http://www.taratainton.com/images/st...la_tv_show.jpg

$1000 says she fucked this chimp too.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/up...14c0b_tila.jpg

CyberHustler 09-06-2009 10:46 PM

I fucked her...


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