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Paul Markham 12-09-2011 02:09 AM

This is how to solve problems in the Euro zone.
 
Create a single currency, don't bother with a single economic set of rules, over spend, borrow too much and get into financial debt that will bring the currency down.

Then tell a country outside the currency to have to pay for your screw up.

Effectively this is what the French and Germans were planning to do with their tax on the financial institutions of the UK.

The fault of the Euro zone lies with Brussels in not have strict rules, the countries who borrowed money way above their ability to repay, thinking others would rescue them, the politicians who continually bribed voters to keep them happy so they kept voting for them and then the banks. Not the other way around. If the banks had said no, the countries with massive public spending debts would be very poor and look very poor.

No worries, it will all solve itself. Croatia just joined, is this another nose in the trough?

nico-t 12-09-2011 05:29 AM

You are a genius, Paul. You should be in politics. Paul Markham: Minister of economics, toilet placement and internet porn.

What do you think of all the free porn on the internet nowadays? I am really curious what your ideas on this are.

ottopottomouse 12-09-2011 05:53 AM

Good job the government have just announced they are scrapping pension payments to expats to save some money then I suppose.

Paul Markham 12-09-2011 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 18617773)
You are a genius, Paul. You should be in politics. Paul Markham: Minister of economics, toilet placement and internet porn.

What do you think of all the free porn on the internet nowadays? I am really curious what your ideas on this are.

The shit is piling up and it will soon start hitting te fan. How much of Greece's, Italy's, Spain's, Portugal's and who ever else decides they need a bail out, will Holland anti up?

Holland = You.

Could never be in politics. Those guys are far better then me at cocks ups and denying cock ups.

TheSquealer 12-09-2011 09:23 AM

Jesus.. first you solved all problems in the adult biz and then moved on to solving all European monetary problems?

Christ, whats next? I expect within 2 weeks you'll be spilling the secrets of time travel.

Klen 12-09-2011 10:48 AM

We didn't "just joined",we still have referendum to pass,and after that we will join 1.7.2013,and there is a big chance how EU will collapse before we join.

mafia_man 12-09-2011 11:34 AM

The whole point of the ECB verifying budgets is to stop this happening again.

There should be a UK transaction tax but it should go to the treasury not to the EU.

Paul Markham 12-09-2011 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 18618463)
The whole point of the ECB verifying budgets is to stop this happening again.

There should be a UK transaction tax but it should go to the treasury not to the EU.

And the big financial institutions decide to move to Hong Kong, leaving the UK with even less. Got any more bright ideas?

They are no tied to the UK, they can move anytime they like. Have you heard of the Internet? It's big communication type thing that ties the world together much closer than the wind and sail did in the past. Don't understand either. :1orglaugh

But I think the banks might move if they get hammered to hard.

Paul Markham 12-09-2011 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 18618358)
We didn't "just joined",we still have referendum to pass,and after that we will join 1.7.2013,and there is a big chance how EU will collapse before we join.

When is the referendum and what do you think the chances are?

IMO the EU is weighed down now by countries that can't contribute enough into the pot. Adding more seems crazy.

mafia_man 12-09-2011 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18618482)
And the big financial institutions decide to move to Hong Kong, leaving the UK with even less. Got any more bright ideas?

They are no tied to the UK, they can move anytime they like. Have you heard of the Internet? It's big communication type thing that ties the world together much closer than the wind and sail did in the past. Don't understand either. :1orglaugh

But I think the banks might move if they get hammered to hard.

They're not going anywhere Paul. They say that every time regulation is proposed.

If they want to fuck off to Hong Kong or Singapore then let them. Fuck knows the Chinese government or the Singaporeans won't bail them out when they need it.

They love the UK. It lets them do risky investments with big returns backed by the tax payer if it goes wrong.

MaDalton 12-09-2011 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 18618493)
They're not going anywhere Paul. They say that every time regulation is proposed.

If they want to fuck off to Hong Kong or Singapore then let them. Fuck knows the Chinese government or the Singaporeans won't bail them out when they need it.

They love the UK. It lets them do risky investments with big returns backed by the tax payer if it goes wrong.

^^^^ this

Cherry7 12-09-2011 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 18618493)
They're not going anywhere Paul. They say that every time regulation is proposed.

If they want to fuck off to Hong Kong or Singapore then let them. Fuck knows the Chinese government or the Singaporeans won't bail them out when they need it.

They love the UK. It lets them do risky investments with big returns backed by the tax payer if it goes wrong.

I hope you know you are talking to a man who does not believe in reading books.

Paul Markham 12-09-2011 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 18618493)
They're not going anywhere Paul. They say that every time regulation is proposed.

If they want to fuck off to Hong Kong or Singapore then let them. Fuck knows the Chinese government or the Singaporeans won't bail them out when they need it.

They love the UK. It lets them do risky investments with big returns backed by the tax payer if it goes wrong.

Well the rest of Europe is now about to bail out banks, so not just the UK. :1orglaugh

You don't know what the Chinese will do to get them to move over. Still how long before China builds it's financial institutions to rival and over take the City of London?

The UK banks might stop lending money to the UK or EU. Now that would be even worse.

Unlike everyone else, I don't blame the banks. They just lent money to people often on a spending craze who didn't have a snowballs chance in hell of repaying the loans. Like Greece, Ital................. You know the list.

If the banks hadn't of lent like they did, the amount of money being spent by the citizens of most of the EU would of been far lower. We were all running around enjoying the money flooding into our coffers. Many maxed out their personal CC, now they have maxed out their countries CC.

Cherry7 12-09-2011 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18618553)

Unlike everyone else, I don't blame the banks. .


That is because you have not read anything about how the crisis happened and wallow in your ignorance.

porno jew 12-09-2011 12:25 PM

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mafia_man 12-09-2011 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18618553)
Well the rest of Europe is now about to bail out banks, so not just the UK. :1orglaugh

Countries are being bailed out. But even if they weren't it's not the end of the world. Look at Argentina. It said fuck you to it's creditors and after a while it's back on it's feet. Nobody will lend to them mind.

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18618553)
You don't know what the Chinese will do to get them to move over. Still how long before China builds it's financial institutions to rival and over take the City of London?

After the handover in 1997 the UK worked hard to get the Chinese to agree not to interfere with the HK economy. They said they wouldn't for 50 years under the "one country, two systems" scheme.

Despite this HSBC's headquarters is a building designed so that it can be dismantled and moved. Nobody trusts the Chinese government. They play a much bigger role in the economy and are tighter on regulation. Banks will not be able to operate freely in a post democratic Hong Kong.

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18618553)
The UK banks might stop lending money to the UK or EU. Now that would be even worse.

They have. That's why the government is underwriting mortgages for first time buyers.

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18618553)
Unlike everyone else, I don't blame the banks. They just lent money to people often on a spending craze who didn't have a snowballs chance in hell of repaying the loans. Like Greece, Ital................. You know the list.

If the banks hadn't of lent like they did, the amount of money being spent by the citizens of most of the EU would of been far lower. We were all running around enjoying the money flooding into our coffers. Many maxed out their personal CC, now they have maxed out their countries CC.

There's a contradiction in there. See if you can spot it.

datingleads 12-09-2011 01:41 PM

Lefties want everyone else to pay for their fuck ups... surely not?

Klen 12-09-2011 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18618487)
When is the referendum and what do you think the chances are?

IMO the EU is weighed down now by countries that can't contribute enough into the pot. Adding more seems crazy.

Probably pass since none of anti-eu parties passed into parliament on elections before few days,but since that will occur in around month or two things things can change.

papill0n 12-09-2011 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 18617773)
You are a genius, Paul. You should be in politics. Paul Markham: Minister of economics, toilet placement and internet porn.

What do you think of all the free porn on the internet nowadays? I am really curious what your ideas on this are.

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Paul Markham 12-09-2011 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 18618611)
Countries are being bailed out. But even if they weren't it's not the end of the world. Look at Argentina. It said fuck you to it's creditors and after a while it's back on it's feet. Nobody will lend to them mind.

Stop thinking in countries, this is about the Euro zone. If it was just a country they would devalue and it would all be fine. Can't be bothered to debate the rest. Time will tell.

Frank21 12-09-2011 03:35 PM

lol this is where i quit reading.
If the bankers would not let the EU countrys and especialy taxpayers pay for the bankers debt, then the EU would be perfectly fine.
90% of the so called European debt is debt made by bankers, not by the taxpayers themself.
If the EU would not
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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18617557)
Create a single currency, don't bother with a single economic set of rules, over spend, borrow too much and get into financial debt that will bring the currency down.

Then tell a country outside the currency to have to pay for your screw up.

By the way it is not ment to solve the european crisis the plan is to bankrupt the EUSSR and the USA. Lower the western countrys and enrich the poor countrys so everyone will have the same read be poor and work for third world wages.

Jarmusch 12-09-2011 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 18617773)
You are a genius, Paul. You should be in politics. Paul Markham: Minister of economics, toilet placement and internet porn.

That wouldn't be such a bad thing. Paul could pass a bill to end free porn and we would all go back to 1996.

mafia_man 12-09-2011 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by datingleads (Post 18618765)
Lefties want everyone else to pay for their fuck ups... surely not?

When did the "lefties" fuck up?

datingleads 12-09-2011 04:44 PM

You telling me Europe isn't run by lefties?

djroof 12-09-2011 04:53 PM

this problem has not solution... the only solution for all is the WORLD CURRENCY...

mafia_man 12-09-2011 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by datingleads (Post 18619136)
You telling me Europe isn't run by lefties?

All those socialist policies must have gotten past me.

Oh that's right the EU's largest group is the European People's Party which is according to Wikipedia is a " pro-European centre-right European political party".

Dcat 12-09-2011 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank21 (Post 18619012)
By the way it is not ment to solve the european crisis the plan is to bankrupt the EUSSR and the USA. Lower the western countrys and enrich the poor countrys so everyone will have the same read be poor and work for third world wages.

Exactly! There will be NO END to this financial crisis until all nations are completely and utterly bankrupt, and enslaved to the bankers. Only after that can the banking criminals sign us (against our will and better judgment) onto a World Currency & World Government.

The talking points will run along the lines of "we can't have a financial union unless we have a stronger political union" because look what has happened to the Euro Zone. "Some countries had different laws, regulations, blah, blah ..and that created a system of financial have, and have-not countries." Their solution then will be to strip away sovereignty from all member countries so they can be dictated to and controlled both politically and financially. This is in fact what is going on right now, with the installation of the "technocrats" (just another name for banking dictators, or dictators beholden to bankers) to rule Greece and Italy (Papademos, and Mario Monti).

datingleads 12-09-2011 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 18619186)
All those socialist policies must have gotten past me.

Oh that's right the EU's largest group is the European People's Party which is according to Wikipedia is a " pro-European centre-right European political party".

And what exactly have they done that you think represents the people in Europe who consider themselves to be on the right of politics?

mafia_man 12-09-2011 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by datingleads (Post 18619249)
And what exactly have they done that you think represents the people in Europe who consider themselves to be on the right of politics?

Massive deregulation of markets.

AllAboutCams 12-09-2011 06:27 PM

I hate the idea of the uk been in europe i also hate the idea the uk having the same currency as everyone else in europe

mafia_man 12-09-2011 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxupdate (Post 18619278)
I hate the idea of the uk been in europe i also hate the idea the uk having the same currency as everyone else in europe

Why....?

Paul Markham 12-10-2011 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Frank21 (Post 18619012)
lol this is where i quit reading.
If the bankers would not let the EU countrys and especialy taxpayers pay for the bankers debt, then the EU would be perfectly fine.
90% of the so called European debt is debt made by bankers, not by the taxpayers themself.
If the EU would not


By the way it is not ment to solve the european crisis the plan is to bankrupt the EUSSR and the USA. Lower the western countrys and enrich the poor countrys so everyone will have the same read be poor and work for third world wages.

Yes, the bankers didn't have the debts. The lenders had the debts, they couldn't repay.

Yes the banks should of stopped lending to these countries. Because I expect bankers to have more brains that politicians and voters. Still the bankers knew there was a big chance countries who were not in debt, would bail them out. Still makes the countries and the voters responsible ultimately.

True about lowering the wealth of the rich countries. Those who had terrible economies and GDP, borrowed to a level that was unsustainable. If they didn't know they were borrowing way above their ability to repay, why were they even running the country? The rich nations stood back and did nothing. Just allowed it to carry on.

Now we have all those in debt struggling to repay the debt, threatening the banks and all of our economies. If you have anything in a bank account, you're at risk. The more you have with the financial sector the more you risk. My pensions have been downgraded by a big slice, being level headed about it all, by thinking the leap they took was based on the loans. So a false leap.

If you have a bank account, insurance, pensions, etc you're directly effected. If your income relies on people's ability to spend on a little luxury, like porn, your income might be squeezed. Because people in the poorer sector of the EU over borrowed.

The actual idea of making Europe one State, like the USA is flawed. If not stupid and that's the ultimate aim of these politicians.

America financially is a far more level playing field than Europe. America is a very new country, people who live there are Americans, tot Texans, Californians or Idahoans first. They have a common language, a worker in Boston can up tools and move to San Diego to get a job.

Europe is a collection of countries with very different cultures, history, languages, personalities and financial levels. The differences change as soon as you cross a border.

Thinking that politicians who can hardly agree on the recipe for a goulash can run a single currency is ludicrous. The ultimate blame lies with the bureaucrats who dreamed it was possible. Without have a clue what they were doing. Even the "Father of the "Euro" Jacques Delores thinks this.

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Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 18619115)
When did the "lefties" fuck up?

When they thought they could join Europe together as one Socialist Union.

Paul Markham 12-10-2011 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxupdate (Post 18619278)
I hate the idea of the uk been in europe i also hate the idea the uk having the same currency as everyone else in europe

Why?

Because with your command of English, it can't be your first language. Mine is far from perfect, being a cockney, still better than yours.

I hate the idea of the UK being in the EU. I also hate the idea of the UK joining any single EU currency.

Not perfect, just better.

Mafia Man. Bankers are generally cleverer than politicians, unless the bankers are politicians as well. They are meant to be not trusted. Therefore allowing them to lend money to people who don't have a chance of repaying it is the fault of regulators. Aesop knew this.

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The Wolf And The Lamb

WOLF, meeting with a Lamb astray from the fold, resolved not to lay violent hands on him, but to find some plea to justify to the Lamb the Wolf's right to eat him. He thus addressed him: "Sirrah, last year you grossly insulted me." "Indeed," bleated the Lamb in a mournful tone of voice, "I was not then born." Then said the Wolf, "You feed in my pasture." "No, good sir," replied the Lamb, "I have not yet tasted grass." Again said the Wolf, "You drink of my well." "No," exclaimed the Lamb, "I never yet drank water, for as yet my mother's milk is both food and drink to me." Upon which the Wolf seized him and ate him up, saying, "Well! I won't remain supper less, even though you refute every one of my imputations."

The tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny.
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The Scorpion and the Frog is a fable about a scorpion asking a frog to carry him across a river. The frog is afraid of being stung during the trip, but the scorpion argues that if it stung the frog, the frog would sink and the scorpion would drown. The frog agrees and begins carrying the scorpion, but midway across the river the scorpion does indeed sting the frog, dooming them both. When asked why, the scorpion points out that this is its nature. The fable is used to illustrate the position that the behaviour of some creatures is irrepressible, no matter how they are treated and no matter what the consequences.
Never trust a villain. The fool who does, only has himself to blame. So is the fool at fault if he's running a country or voting for those who will. Or the banker for taking advantage?

Many here don't feel much remorse for misleading a surfer for $30. Where's the difference? Besides the amount.

TrashyContent 12-10-2011 01:50 AM

Hmm...
 
I honestly believe if there is ever "First Contact" it will be Paul Markham who meet the first alians... which in short means "we're fucked!" :error

Paul Markham 12-10-2011 03:17 AM

Who's to blame the most?

A shopaholic goes into a bank and asks for a loan, because he can't spend at the level he likes with his limited income. The banker asks the shopaholic about his incomes and expenditure. It's clear the shopaholic can't repay the loan and banker asks "How do you plan to repay the loan?"

The shopaholic points out he's a member of a much wealthier family who will back his loans, in fact he has a rich uncle who will always bail him out. So the banker loans the money, knowing the rich uncle will repay the debt.


Is the banker to blame for being a banker?

Is the shopaholic to blame for being a shopaholic?

Is the rich uncle to blame for being a fool?

This is the problem here. We had political leaders who were shopaholics. Many like George Brown were spending money they didn't have on projects that would never produce a profit and calling it "Investing". They weren't they were pursuing a dream, a political dogma and bribing voters to re elect them.

Can you blame the bankers for lending the money?

Or George Brown for spending it things that would never show a profit and always require spending?

Or the politicians who kept him in a position where he could spend so far above his level?

Or the voters who kept them in office?

Blaming the bankers is diverting the blame to where it really belongs.

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When did the "lefties" fuck up?
When they spent more than the businessmen could afford to repay.

It really is that simple. It's great to have wonderful hospitals where everyone has their own room, lots of high paid nurses and doctor. Schools that rival the best private schools with teachers all on 6 figures a year and afterwards everyone can go to the best universities possible. Town Halls are wonderful, with someone in there to look after every aspect of our lives. Unemployed people getting benefits that make them just as comfortable as those who work. Same goes for the less fortunate, like me, a registered invalid. And everything else the "Lefties" dream of, so from cradle to grave they can care for us.

It's a beautiful and wonderful dream. But who pays for it?

mafia_man 12-10-2011 06:22 AM

Paul. The EU is not a socialist bloc. If you still think it is, go and read the definition of socialism.

The EU is a neo-liberal capitalist bloc. Promotes trade between countries and uses taxes as it's funding just like every other government program.

Taxes != socialism as many of our American cousins would let us believe.

datingleads 12-10-2011 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 18619921)
Paul. The EU is not a socialist bloc. If you still think it is, go and read the definition of socialism.

The EU is a neo-liberal capitalist bloc. Promotes trade between countries and uses taxes as it's funding just like every other government program.

Taxes != socialism as many of our American cousins would let us believe.

You should maybe take a look at the backgrounds of some of the commision.

there are plenty of socialists and communists in there and they are the ones who hold the real power. Even the ones masquerading as centre right have histories on the far left.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=G7oRzBfgDyk

mafia_man 12-10-2011 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by datingleads (Post 18620052)
You should maybe take a look at the backgrounds of some of the commision.

there are plenty of socialists and communists in there and they are the ones who hold the real power. Even the ones masquerading as centre right have histories on the far left.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=G7oRzBfgDyk

In name only.

Socialist like New Labour is socialist. Which is, not at all.

datingleads 12-10-2011 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 18620152)
In name only.

Socialist like New Labour is socialist. Which is, not at all.

If you look at the political map of Europe, it is more blue than at any time in recent history. The people of Europe are voting for the right so the lefty parties can't just be straight up about their socialist agenda. This is why they have to carry out their plans through a secretive commision that answers to no one i.e. the Europeans who think they are voting for the right.

Anyway, I think we're just gonna have to agree to disagree on this one.

mafia_man 12-10-2011 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by datingleads (Post 18620632)
If you look at the political map of Europe, it is more blue than at any time in recent history. The people of Europe are voting for the right so the lefty parties can't just be straight up about their socialist agenda. This is why they have to carry out their plans through a secretive commision that answers to no one i.e. the Europeans who think they are voting for the right.

Anyway, I think we're just gonna have to agree to disagree on this one.

New Labour, France's Socialist Party and the SDP are actually socialist. Do you really think so?

Do you think the American's would let a socialist run the IMF?

Socialism is workers owning the means of production. Nothing the EU has done is socialistic in this regard.

There's no agenda. Capitalism won (so to speak) and everybody turned into neo-liberals including our centre left parties in the EU.

The EU might have started out as some socialist dream but now it's just a big marketplace.


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