Please read. Sorry to ask...
 

Hi everyone.
Excuse me for asking and I swear that I'm 100% serious about this and not trying to scam anyone.

For the past 8ish months, I've been hit hard financially having to pay a large chunk of my dad's mortgage so he wouldn't lose the house that's been in the family for 60 years, I loaned my brother 10k, a friend of mine 5k and I pay my own way through school.
On top of that I was promised 4k last month, someone else also said I could borrow $1000 two weeks ago but apparently hasn't gotten paid from his advertisers to be able to loan that to me yet, and South Smoke fucked me over pretty bad saying that my money owed was forfeited because they didn't get my tax info, which I faxed twice already and they stopped answering my emails about it.

So now I'm in a bad position with literally $12 in the bank with my power shut off and rent not paid for my own apartment and I swear this is true, my brother had money that he owed me to pay for the electric bill and fucking got robbed last night and I had to pay for a new phone for him today, too..


Sorry for the wall of text, but if anyone could loan me $1000-2000 for a month or two, I promise I'll pay it all back with 10% interest and if you need anything at all done with blogging, blog network building, SEO/SMO, graphics, anything else I'll do it as part of saying thank you. I can also take bank wires (I'm in the USA) or Paypal.

Damn, this sucks to have to write, but I'd really appreciate any help. :(

col.mike7 at yahoo.com

The house has been in your family for 60 years and your still paying on it???? I smell bullshit:321GFY

My dad took out two mortgages, once a few years ago and a few years ago before that after it was paid.

I can provide all documents needed.

I would never bullshit anyone, a few thousand isn't worth ruining my reputation over, but would be extremely helpful right now.

so much for being a baller earning tons of cash to buy several houses in less than year... you spent it all on hookers n blow?

I hear shoebox just ripped someone off for five bucks. Talk to him maybe ha can help you out. I find it pretty sweet how even with no electric you still manage to have the ability to run your pc.. :thumbsup Fucking sweet.

lol, no hookers or blow at all. I spent it all loaning it to my family then I was promised 4k last month but haven't gotten it yet.

I'm not at home, but thanks.

Fine. Does anyone have any projects that pays $1000-2000 up front that I could do instead of making this a charity case?..

Whichever one is more acceptable. I can do all I can to prove that I'm not bullshitting anyone. I'll even scan the disconnect notice if I have to that matches the whois on one of my websites or something like that.

Must have one of those 100 year mortgages...

Im just kidding man. If i could help ya out i would. I just paid my own mortgage, bills and my truck payment and i have like 300 bucks to my name.

It wasn't from the original sale, two were taken out at different times years later for $70k and 50k...

:upsidedow

It's just hard to prove that I'm telling the truth and don't know where else to ask since everyone I know (in real life) is pretty broke..

do you have any cam domain you want to sell

I would if I had any, I've never really promoted cams and only have a Thumblogger Chaturbate blog that gets around 50-200 uniques/day..

do you want to sell it

Sure, but how would I transfer it to you? Twan or anyone else from TL stopped answering forum posts and emails that I've sent months ago..

My bad, I checked and it's not doing as well as I thought it was based on other stats.. I am redirecting mobile, though, and I can do SEO to get it back to page 1 for 'chaturbate'

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VIS6pSkUid...00/chstats.jpg
86.6% organic SE traffic
chaturbateblog.thumblogger.com

I'm not sure it's worth much, though.

Time to bust out the pimpdogg method, straight guy on gay cams.

Does that work?... More importantly, without showing my face?.. :Oh crap

go to work: www.gaycamsy.com

keep thinking..

Sorry to say but this thread could be epic. gl with it.

That was the hardest thing that I've ever written since I really didn't want to.
Thanks :upsidedow

You probably have to show face but apparently it can be quite lucrative, I would start with streamate.

Hm. I'm not really sure if I'd want to do something like that..

Hey Venusblogger, if you're reading this, how much do men make per hour doing cams?

Just wear a cow mask...a lot of gay guys have a cow fetish...

http://medium.cosplay.com/75225/2203015.jpg

What about horses and/or furries?..

You could wear a phantom of the opera mask if you dont want to show your face. If its gay
cams im pretty sure they will want your back to the cam anyway. As long as you dont have your name or a picture of yourself tattooed on your ass i think your identity will be kept safe

I'd like to put off the gay cams idea since I'm sure there will be at least a two week wait for checks, if I even make enough money that fast..

They don't hold your checks at streamate.

I had an argument with them about a year ago about them converting my acct and not paying me even though the TOS said the minimum from the 'combined' accounts is $50 and not all of them individually like they were saying, and I don't think they like me anymore because of that...

youcaring.com Thank me later :thumbsup

If you're a single guy maybe move in with your dad if you're already paying much of the mortgage. Maybe the same with your brother if he's having problems. That's what family is for and you're already helping one another. Best of luck to you. I hope it works out.

Able to generate streammate signups ?

I can scan anything requested. I have a shut off note with my address and I'll give you a website that I own with my name and same address in the whois info or anything else that I need to do to prove it. I knew it was going to be shut off but I was also expecting 4k for a while as well as checks from fucking South Smoke to pay the bills before this happened.

As far as services instead of a loan, I'm all up for that as well. If it's computer related, I can do it and am open to all offers.
I'll even write a full Ebook about blogging, blog networks, SEO/SMO, keyword research, making sales, etc. and sell Ebook reselling rights or something like that, too.

Bear man, bear.

That's the other part of the problem. A few months after loaning my brother money, he was broke again because apparently some girl scammed him, which I don't know the whole story, and he moved in with me. I'd move out in a second if it wouldn't make him homeless since he and my dad don't get along well and my dad already said he isn't welcome there..

hey mike