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Google Expert 10-06-2014 06:30 AM
Zombaio: a message from our VP
 
:helpme :Oh crap

Quote:
A message from our VP (2/2)

This is a private communication from Zombaio to existing merchants and is not intended for any other audience.

Zombaio will be under new ownership from 1st November 2014 and as a result of this, certain operational changes will come into effect from this date.

There will be no need for any technical changes at the merchants? end as all present API functionality will be kept, but there may be other changes to the way your account operates depending upon whether you are deemed to be an ?active? merchant or an ?inactive? merchant.

To be considered an active merchant as at 1st November, you must

[a] send new sales during October 2014 AND
[b] have Zombaio listed as a primary biller - either first in a cascade or as an equal choice amongst other billers that the customer can select (without any premium in price or other encouragement to do otherwise).

Those that do not will automatically become ?inactive?. This does not mean that your accounts will be suspended or cancelled but does mean that they may be subject to an additional markup on processing rate of not exceeding 5%.

It is necessary for us to make this distinction between active and non active merchants so that we are able to better support full service merchants and at the same time mitigate the additional risks of processing transactions from merchants that do not have us first in a cascade and/or are only processing rebills.

There will be no increase in rates for active merchants.

Transactions processed from 1st November

We know that our interim terms while we were working on these changes were not the best, but we are pleased to say that we are now able to improve them. From 1st November all merchants can benefit from:

[a] Weekly settlement
[b] Reduced hold back reserve of 5%
[c] On time settlement via ACH, Wire, Check and Redpass**

** Transfers to Redpass will be ontime, but the Redpass load to card issue has not yet been fully resolved and delays may still occur. Additional similar third party payment systems will be added shortly.


The processing week will run from Monday to Sunday.

The first processing period under the new system (ending Sunday 2nd November) will be just 2 days with first settlement issued November 24th, and then weekly thereafter.

Transactions processed prior to 1st November and any historic amounts owing

In the majority of cases, transactions processed up to and including 31st October will be settled in accordance with the present terms of business, however, as funds from the sale transaction will be released to us in stages, some accounts will be paid before others with priority being given to accounts sending new sales.

We understand that this is not ideal, but we believe it is the best way for us to ensure that everybody will be paid what they are owed and ongoing business will be settled timely. As a goodwill gesture, anybody not paid up to date by the end of November, will have interest added to the debt at the rate set by Swedish law until such time as the settlement has been made.

New agreements and more detailed information will be issued in due course, but if you have any questions about anything mentioned here then please contact your account manager or support.


Best regards,

Tomas Anderson
VP Payment Systems

CHMOD 10-06-2014 06:41 AM
I wonder who bought them? Anyone knows?

Harmon 10-06-2014 06:42 AM
Money is in motion

http://christophermallickcareer.com/...rt-smiling.jpg

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 06:43 AM
New management right....lol These guys keep stringing people along and most want to go along for the ride :pimp

So now it's give us one more month :1orglaugh

So basically send us new sales or else you're are fucked

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 06:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CHMOD (Post 20244498)
I wonder who bought them? Anyone knows?
Probably no one, good ploy to shift blame and try for a fresh start, that way you can blame everything on the last guy...lol:1orglaugh

PAR 10-06-2014 06:53 AM
To be considered an active merchant as at 1st November, you must

[a] send new sales during October 2014 AND
[B] have Zombaio listed as a primary biller

Wonder how long they expect people to leave them as primary to maintain their active account status.

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 07:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PAR (Post 20244508)
To be considered an active merchant as at 1st November, you must

[a] send new sales during October 2014 AND
[B] have Zombaio listed as a primary biller

Wonder how long they expect people to leave them as primary to maintain their active account status.
Basically send us new sales in October or else you are fucked and we will use your rebill money to pay those that do send us sales, and maybe eventually maybe we will pay you (P.S. thanks for the loan..lol)

Even those that do send sales in Oct, won't get paid til or around Nov 24 and if you use Redpass, there is an additional delay.....God Damn talking about fucking people over :Oh crap

RegUser 10-06-2014 07:09 AM
This is from same mothafuckers who just a few weeks ago promised historic arrears catch up! On Oct 1.
And still some people have balls to defend them

Captain Kawaii 10-06-2014 07:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShowMe69 (Post 20244501)
New management right....lol These guys keep stringing people along and most want to go along for the ride :pimp

So now it's give us one more month :1orglaugh

So basically send us new sales or else you're are fucked
No, send them sales or you are like typical ccbill program owner. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 07:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RegUser (Post 20244519)
This is from same mothafuckers who just a few weeks ago promised historic arrears catch up! On Oct 1.
And still some people have balls to defend them
Their ship is sinking and this one last ploy to hoodwink people.
They know most people aren't sending them new sales and the rebills are getting less and less through attrition, so less revenue:pimp

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 07:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii (Post 20244523)
No, send them sales or you are like typical ccbill program owner. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
True as far as the rate is concerned, but at least CCBILL pays

signupdamnit 10-06-2014 07:22 AM
You'd be the biggest sucker ever to place them as primary. Now they are running their business like the mob. They have to be completely desperate to do this.

Google Expert 10-06-2014 07:31 AM
I don't know anyone who still uses Zombaio.

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 07:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muad'Dib (Post 20244553)
I don't know anyone who still uses Zombaio.
Trust me there are still some out there drinking the Kool-Aid :Oh crap

baddog 10-06-2014 08:34 AM
This is a private communication from Zombaio to existing merchants and is not intended for any other audience.


Guess we should not know this

k0nr4d 10-06-2014 08:47 AM
Guess they put that to prevent people from posting this to forums...

jreg81 10-06-2014 08:53 AM
Heinous.

So you keep our money for weeks and months (interest free loan basically) are are still way behind with catching up on payouts, and now you're going to penalize US with a higher processing % because we have decided to not send you any more new sales? Do I have that right?

That is downright criminal.

fitzmulti 10-06-2014 09:20 AM
What an ABSOLUTE joke!
Good thing I never used them. That's some bullshit in that email. :P

k0nr4d 10-06-2014 09:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jreg81 (Post 20244624)
Heinous.

So you keep our money for weeks and months (interest free loan basically) are are still way behind with catching up on payouts, and now you're going to penalize US with a higher processing % because we have decided to not send you any more new sales? Do I have that right?

That is downright criminal.
Interest free loan if people are lucky:)

RegUser 10-06-2014 10:04 AM
I wish this could be reported to their bank and credit card companies.
This is criminal for sure

L-Pink 10-06-2014 10:08 AM
http://s30.postimg.org/a8pvk6g3l/317.jpg

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 10:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20244712)
yep I think this picture sums it up nicely :pimp
Granted I know people have money with them still and I sympathize, but these clowns need to pay people their money and go away.

Roald 10-06-2014 10:16 AM
[insert Iraqi guy with tanks photo here]

baddog 10-06-2014 10:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roald (Post 20244730)
[insert Iraqi guy with tanks photo here]
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformation...7-minister.jpg

OP will have account closed for publishing a private email

onwebcam 10-06-2014 10:22 AM
Hopefully for those awaiting payment there is an agreement to settle debts with the sale of the company.

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 10:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 20244746)
Hopefully for those awaiting payment there is an agreement to settle debts with the sale of the company.
If they are really selling the company, which is highly unlikely :pimp

xXXtesy10 10-06-2014 10:56 AM

fuzebox 10-06-2014 11:06 AM
I can't believe anyone still uses Zombaio. I get that you may have rebills tied up with them, but still sending them new sales?

Quote:
have Zombaio listed as a primary biller
Wow. :helpme

Google Expert 10-06-2014 11:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20244736)
OP will have account closed for publishing a private email
yes, that would be a huge loss

:1orglaugh

Karbo 10-06-2014 12:10 PM
We had Zombaio as primary in March with 98.7% share in total income. In April we have changed it to CCBill and now Zombaio's share is around 37%. Still a lot but at least we can deal with it. They pay, but the Invoice due dates usually are still unpredictable. This is the main problem for us.

MassMarketing 10-06-2014 12:22 PM
wow talk about bullshit. People need to cut their losses and get out now, if they aren't already!

RegUser 10-06-2014 12:50 PM
I dont think anyone in his right mind is sending any money their way but we have several pending payouts and active rebills. This ponzi scheme is over but it is not easy to lose $xxxx and walk away

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 12:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MassMarketing (Post 20244898)
wow talk about bullshit. People need to cut their losses and get out now, if they aren't already!
Ditto :pimp

NewOldPlayer 10-06-2014 03:47 PM
I called this shit back in July. They are only working with sites that are active and bringing in fresh funds. Accounts that have turned Zombaio off and are just collecting rebills or past due balances are fucked.

What pisses me off is the email states they will be up to date, but haven't fixed the redpass problems. So basically nothing has changed. My account is current, because I'm still processing with them, so I know they are trying.

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1138696&page=8

Quote:
Originally Posted by NewOldPlayer (Post 20172857)
This is the impression I have been getting after reading most of the posts here:

In my opinion:

Zombaio is making alternating payouts to websites that are still processing with them and bringing in cash flow which they can use to make other payouts to site owners that are also still processing with them.

If you have pulled the plug with Zombaio and are trying to get back funds due, or rebills due, good fucking luck. Why would they make your payouts when you are no longer sending them funds they can use? Illegal, yes, but they know you can't and won't do shit about it........

JFK 10-06-2014 03:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20244606)
This is a private communication from Zombaio to existing merchants and is not intended for any other audience.


Guess we should not know this
hope you had your eyes closed ? :winkwink:

AmeliaG 10-06-2014 04:29 PM
Weirdly, I didn't get that email. Did other people receive it? I would make Zombaio primary again in some place AFTER they prove themselves by getting caught up and staying caught up for a while. It is breach of contract for them to try to change the % on existing business where the johns have already been sent via their system.

_Richard_ 10-06-2014 04:30 PM
the.. johns?

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 04:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NewOldPlayer (Post 20245097)
I called this shit back in July. They are only working with sites that are active and bringing in fresh funds. Accounts that have turned Zombaio off and are just collecting rebills or past due balances are fucked.

What pisses me off is the email states they will be up to date, but haven't fixed the redpass problems. So basically nothing has changed. My account is current, because I'm still processing with them, so I know they are trying.

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1138696&page=8
I called this too, PONZI:thumbsup

Rochard 10-06-2014 04:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20244736)
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformation...7-minister.jpg

OP will have account closed for publishing a private email
I remember him. "There are no tanks in Bagdad" while CNN is showing tanks there. LOL.

Good times, good times.

RegUser 10-07-2014 03:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 20245143)
Weirdly, I didn't get that email. Did other people receive it? I would make Zombaio primary again in some place AFTER they prove themselves by getting caught up and staying caught up for a while. It is breach of contract for them to try to change the % on existing business where the johns have already been sent via their system.
yeah I got it
but who gives a crap to emails
I did not get my money owed to me for 2 months now. If only all webmasters decide to cancel and refund all existing users, these clowns will be out of their misery really fast.


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