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tangoman 10-12-2008 09:27 PM

Is My Cock Too Big, Ladies????
 
On Saturday night I hooked up with this fine ass chick who is in her mid 20's. After a night of clubbing and drinking, we ended up at my place and started to get busy. I ate her out for a good 30 minutes and was hard as rock. I then lubbed up and started to enter her. She was struggling to take me in and after about 10 minutes she called it quits. So I just settled for a blow job instead. She kept saying I was too big for her. My Ex and I broke up a few months ago after dating for 6 years and she never had any problems with me.

This chick didn't even call me back after saturday night. REJECTION SUCKS..

The thickness of my glan is 6.5 inches, Mid shaft thickness is 8 inches and non NBPEL is 7 3/4 inches.. there has to be porn actors that are bigger then me and they pound the shit out of tiny chicks.

Any ladies on this board? What's your take

EscortBiz 10-12-2008 09:30 PM

if you have to lube up your cock or the girls pussy to fuck there is a serious problem with either you or her or both of you

Spunky 10-12-2008 09:30 PM

It's a curse..I hate it when they scream it's too big,you're hurting me..wah wah wah

ladida 10-13-2008 06:26 AM

Is this taken from some blog entry?

Darkcrni 10-13-2008 06:32 AM

Fuck i have the same problem here!!!
When i stick it in some tight pussy she's just moaning and screaming begging me to stop!!!

Jens Van Assterdam 10-13-2008 06:38 AM

Are you Metamanīs brother?

cherrylula 10-13-2008 06:48 AM

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Achmed's Wife Halimah 10-13-2008 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam (Post 14889660)
Are you Metamanīs brother?



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Scott McD 10-13-2008 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tangoman (Post 14889075)
I ate her out for a good 30 minutes and was hard as rock. I then lubbed up and started to enter her.

30mins ??? I usually get bored after 3mins.

Yet, you still had to use lube after 30mins ?!?! Rather you than me... :1orglaugh

Eriic 10-13-2008 08:20 AM

It is only average, so she probably just decided you were a dipshit and wanted to leave.

She never called you again = You are a Loser:Oh crap

PornMD 10-13-2008 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladida (Post 14889625)
Is this taken from some blog entry?

:2 cents:

grumpy 10-13-2008 08:39 AM

the dick is just an excuse...sorry

NicAngel 10-13-2008 08:50 AM

obviously not everyone is built the same. she must have a small vagina and can't handle your size. hate to see her in labor!! lol

mrwilson 10-13-2008 08:52 AM

undress her first

Vicious_B 10-13-2008 11:21 AM

I think this requires a visual for me to really answer you question. Pics?

GatorB 10-13-2008 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tangoman (Post 14889075)
On Saturday night I hooked up with this fine ass chick who is in her mid 20's. After a night of clubbing and drinking, we ended up at my place and started to get busy. I ate her out for a good 30 minutes and was hard as rock. I then lubbed up and started to enter her. She was struggling to take me in and after about 10 minutes she called it quits. So I just settled for a blow job instead. She kept saying I was too big for her. My Ex and I broke up a few months ago after dating for 6 years and she never had any problems with me.

This chick didn't even call me back after saturday night. REJECTION SUCKS..

The thickness of my glan is 6.5 inches, Mid shaft thickness is 8 inches and non NBPEL is 7 3/4 inches.. there has to be porn actors that are bigger then me and they pound the shit out of tiny chicks.

Any ladies on this board? What's your take

yeah right.

CaptainAmerica 10-13-2008 11:40 AM

You ate her out for 30 mins and needed lube to fuck her?

Well theres your reason for not calling you back :1orglaugh

xmas13 10-13-2008 11:45 AM

Metaman fake nick? :error

CosmicTang 10-13-2008 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam (Post 14889660)
Are you Metamanīs brother?

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

eroticsexxx 10-13-2008 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainAmerica (Post 14890689)
You ate her out for 30 mins and needed lube to fuck her?

Well theres your reason for not calling you back :1orglaugh

*ding...Ding...ding*

And we have a winner.

For real though... if it was good she simply would have asked him to stick his tongue back in.

Snake Doctor 10-13-2008 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainAmerica (Post 14890689)
You ate her out for 30 mins and needed lube to fuck her?

Well theres your reason for not calling you back :1orglaugh

Word.


BTW, ladies, is my bank account too big? I had a chick leave me because she couldn't count that high....if you're interested hit me up yoooooo.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Snake Doctor 10-13-2008 12:12 PM

BTW, 9 out of 10 ladies agree, if you eat pussy well for 30 minutes, you'll get a call back even if you don't have a cock.

LisaWP 10-13-2008 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 14890949)
Word.


BTW, ladies, is my bank account too big? I had a chick leave me because she couldn't count that high....if you're interested hit me up yoooooo.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


well, hello there :Graucho

seeandsee 10-13-2008 12:19 PM

Eat some more pussy :)

TubeTitans_SusieQ 10-13-2008 12:20 PM

its never too big...just slam it in next time, dont be so gentle...

Pornopat 10-13-2008 12:22 PM

If you licked her for 30 minutes and still needed to lube you been licking the wrong part....:2 cents:

Marcus Aurelius 10-13-2008 12:26 PM

How do 14 year old's keep finding this place?

The Duck 10-13-2008 12:30 PM

Never had to lube up :(

Agent 488 10-13-2008 12:31 PM

did her pussy taste like shit? you might have had the wrong hole.

LeRoy 10-13-2008 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TubeTitans_SusieQ (Post 14891016)
its never too big...just slam it in next time, dont be so gentle...

Atta girl. This is good advice. Ive never met a women that didnt like a hard fuck. :2 cents:

Fap 10-13-2008 12:34 PM

preteens usually tend to have trouble

natas 10-13-2008 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainAmerica (Post 14890689)
You ate her out for 30 mins and needed lube to fuck her?

Well theres your reason for not calling you back :1orglaugh

:2 cents:







:1orglaugh:helpme:1orglaugh

Rorschach 10-13-2008 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banthis (Post 14891141)
preteens usually tend to have trouble

that made me LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

d-null 10-13-2008 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TubeTitans_SusieQ (Post 14891016)
its never too big...just slam it in next time, dont be so gentle...

:thumbsup

TubeTitans_SusieQ 10-13-2008 01:02 PM

Knew it'd be good advice :)

VicD 10-13-2008 02:09 PM

blablabla

beerptrol 10-13-2008 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 14889091)
It's a curse..I hate it when they scream it's too big,you're hurting me..wah wah wah

I know what u mean.
I usually have to wear earplugs so I don't have to hear them scream if they wake up from the roofies. j/k:winkwink:

SilentKnight 10-13-2008 02:22 PM

Should've asked for her mother's number before she left. :1orglaugh

Manowar 10-13-2008 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 14889773)
30mins ??? I usually get bored after 3mins.

Yet, you still had to use lube after 30mins ?!?! Rather you than me... :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mrwilson 10-13-2008 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 14891037)
If you licked her for 30 minutes and still needed to lube you been licking the wrong part....:2 cents:

i lol'd :1orglaugh


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