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adultprogrammer 06-26-2009 05:34 AM

wow Kacy booked $50 seo analysis services
 
hello guys

kacy booked seo analysis service for $50.
here are problems found in his site so if u have any in your site u can take care.
thanks




his website

http://certifiedhosting.com



main problems found are below



thanks for using our service of seo analysis of your site.
here are the point we got wrong in your website.

1:- No images have alt tag or description so search engine looks it as blank page so it cant display in search results.
2:- Very very rubbish coding is done in your site and defiantly it can block your site to search engines as u have 71 wornings in your website few are very serious. see the image attached first.

3:- you have used title tag more then 1 time in your site it blocks your site in google see attached image

4:- according to coding rules there is syntax of coding but in your site its done very wrong


the correct syntax is
<html>

<head>

<title>


</title>
</head>
<body>





</body>




</html>

but u have wrong as <html> <head><title></title></head>

<body>


<head><title></title></head>

</body>
</html>

the highlight is bulnder mistake and u cant have these tags inside body but only before body. this blocks your site in all search engines.


5:- meta tags and meta data stuff done unprofessionally.

6:- bugs are attached in images when search engines looks at your site it finds a lot of errors see last 3 images.

7:- to fix issues u need to go to each page and check code

http://dolphinhelper.com/bugs/1.jpg
http://dolphinhelper.com/bugs/2.jpg
http://dolphinhelper.com/bugs/3.jpg
http://dolphinhelper.com/bugs/4.jpg
http://dolphinhelper.com/bugs/5.jpg
http://dolphinhelper.com/bugs/6.jpg





there are more problems only main are pointed here.

HorseShit 06-26-2009 05:37 AM

congrats to the winners

MaDalton 06-26-2009 05:39 AM

i hope you asked before posting this here.

adultprogrammer 06-26-2009 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin (Post 16001512)
congrats to the winners


thanks:thumbsup

adultprogrammer 06-26-2009 05:44 AM

anybody else interested in service?

seeandsee 06-26-2009 05:44 AM

is this for real?

lagcam 06-26-2009 05:44 AM

Hmmmm pay $50 to be embarrassed in public by a smart ass know all?

I think I will pass.

adultprogrammer 06-26-2009 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 16001535)
is this for real?


yes its real!

adultprogrammer 06-26-2009 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 16001536)
Hmmmm pay $50 to be embarrassed in public by a smart ass know all?

I think I will pass.

will not be made public without permissions!

The Heron 06-26-2009 05:48 AM

If you don't know that shit already you shouldn't be building websites, what a waste of 50 bucks

adultprogrammer 06-26-2009 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 16001550)
If you don't know that shit already you shouldn't be building websites, what a waste of 50 bucks


you are right but people still make mistakes and have bugs u see!:thumbsup

HorseShit 06-26-2009 05:57 AM

I just realized you're that idiot that offers a bunch of retarded services. It's funny they even paid the $50

adultprogrammer 06-26-2009 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin (Post 16001588)
I just realized you're that idiot that offers a bunch of retarded services. It's funny they even paid the $50


you're that idiot who never understand things anyway bump for u:thumbsup

czarina 06-26-2009 05:59 AM

... this thread proves that spam works!

adultprogrammer 06-26-2009 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina (Post 16001598)
... this thread proves that spam works!


it depends on you and your thinking that what u think:thumbsup

Denny 06-26-2009 06:05 AM

why this loser isn't banned yet? :disgust

V_RocKs 06-26-2009 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin (Post 16001588)
I just realized you're that idiot that offers a bunch of retarded services. It's funny they even paid the $50

I just realized I am replying to a post that doesn't exist because you said you were leaving.

tranza 06-26-2009 06:09 AM

It can't be possible...

l0lf4c3 06-26-2009 06:13 AM

errr... wut?

fris 06-26-2009 06:14 AM

you are using seo stuff thats out of date

Iron Fist 06-26-2009 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 16001536)
Hmmmm pay $50 to be embarrassed in public by a smart ass know all?

I think I will pass.

Smart Ass know it all? Please.... he has a FireFox extension that tells him that the page is unvalidated markup. I haven't seen anything yet that would show me that he has any real SEO skills at all yet. :2 cents:

Jdoughs 06-26-2009 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 16001645)
you are using seo stuff thats out of date

Its not really his fault he's a fucking idiot.

Zorgman 06-26-2009 06:18 AM

Going by the screenshots and your "so called" hints in hand writting over the top in photoshop?

I would decline as I don't pay kids to do my work.

Best of luck.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 06-26-2009 06:20 AM

is this a joke?

fess up, whos fake nick is that

:1orglaugh

Iron Fist 06-26-2009 06:30 AM

http://www.nnteenmodels.net/gfy/dolp...validate01.jpg

pornguy 06-26-2009 06:36 AM

I love people that think you have to have perfect html for listings..

Idiots.

qxm 06-26-2009 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16001699)

ahahhahah this is amusing! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

An SEO guy doing "consultations for $50" and his own site has no backlink power, is full of errors (including grammatical ones) ... and who thinks of himself as an expert .... :upsidedow:Oh crap

Si 06-26-2009 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16001699)

:1orglaugh

qxm 06-26-2009 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 16001720)
I love people that think you have to have perfect html for listings..

Idiots.

Precisely... I USED to think that way back in the days of the link trading n dinosaur techniques (2000) ............but then I started to see some sites being ranked quite high in the serps and they had no clear "on-page optimization" done.. their code was trashy and no CSS was used at all.....I knew something else was going on.... ... and that was way back in the days ...

LeRoy 06-26-2009 06:46 AM

The master of SEO is at it again :winkwink:

Farang 06-26-2009 06:48 AM

What, what, you have a problem with this?
Maybe I should hit you with my fist.

qxm 06-26-2009 06:57 AM

well... this might hurt certifiedhosting more than it hurts this guy...I mean who in his right mind would ....... oh well.... ... I better go have some breakfast :)

fris 06-26-2009 07:00 AM

even Baddogs seo advice is better than this, and thats not saying much

Si 06-26-2009 07:01 AM

LOL!

If anyone wants to save themselves $50 and not give this fucking retard any money.

Visit this site: http://uitest.com/en/check/

It's probably more in-depth than any of this moron's broken english bullshit.

WiredGuy 06-26-2009 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultprogrammer (Post 16001500)
5:- meta tags and meta data stuff done unprofessionally.


Because your post was so professional to begin with? lol
WG

kacy 06-26-2009 08:39 AM

Unfortunately, I did pay him $50. I have a client that asked about his previous post and if I thought they should try it out. I told my client don't waste the money, but they really thought they needed some SEO help. I said tell you what, our site was just put up and has zero SEO done to it. I will pay the $50 for his "analyzis" just to see what he will come back with. That way you won't be out the money and you can see if he provides anything useful.

The information was basic, no meta tags and crappy coding. We wants $550 to fix it all and basically told him yea I will probably do it next week and gave him the brush off. I have no intention of paying this guy $550 to add some meta tag descriptions.

I also asked him some harder questions that he had no answers for. Like why he thought nakedhosting.com was on page 1 of google and its not anymore with no changes to the website. Its obvious his skills are limited to the meta tags LOL

Now I see this post, nice! I asked him why he posted this without any permission? He says he going to ask the admins to delete it, LOL Yea right ok whatever. He honestly thinks he has some "in" here.

Needless to say my client or anyone I know will be using his services.

$50 for sheer entertainment at this point ;)

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 06-26-2009 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 16001827)
even Baddogs seo advice is better than this, and thats not saying much

:1orglaugh :helpme

Mark_E4A 06-26-2009 09:00 AM

hey Kacy

if you want a real look at the site hit me up, this guy is a joker.

in his other thread he already proved he knows nothing



AND i wont post it here in public lol



adultprogrammer please go away, you DO NOT know seo, stop pretending

what you say is such bullshit i cant stop laughing

96ukssob 06-26-2009 09:04 AM

seriously? :1orglaugh

kacy 06-26-2009 09:04 AM

Thanx Mark, I will contact you :) I have alot of clients that need work done as well.


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