Whats The Longest Turd You Ever Let Loose?
 

I dropped this beauty about an hour ago....


http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/m...fukkenturd.jpg

let's call that one "The Great Bowlwinder of '09"

BTW, go see a doctor.

Did it push you off the rim?

Enter that bad boy at http://www.ratemypoo.com/

i actually had to lift my ass off the seat and make a circular motion like i was making an soft serve cone at Dairy Queen so as not to risk a potential cable break... :thumbsup

i just had explosive diarrhea

Once, after being sick, I FILLED the bowl, until the poo was lumped over the water level.

Gross.

i hope you were inverted in the tub and took pics... :thumbsup

Interesting: I notice you chose not to wipe .....


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Fucking. Sick. Haha.

I hope this is just some pic from one of those turd sites and you're not serious. :1orglaugh

http://i35.tinypic.com/favplu.jpg

Win. 24 fucking inches baby.

there is something worng with you

my psychiatrist said the same thing, so i skinned him and now i will be going as Dr. Thomason to my church's Halloween party..

i doubt they'll find his body until sometime after the spring thaw...

Can't say for sure as I don't measure my shits.

This is probably the grossest thread I've ever seen on GFY. Probably up there with the guy at the ER without a face.

damn are you colon cleansing?

holy shit

no, just training in case they make this an olympic sport....

wtf those turdz are skinny :helpme:1orglaugh

thus starts the eternal debate of length versus thickness... :2 cents:

Thats DAM impressive. Heres me after taking a steamer.
girlslovenaughty.com/me.jpg
If someone could imbed this for me i would appreciate it.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

looks like you shit out a king cobra:helpme

I believe I recall making the one solid, unbroken loop at the ripe age of 10 when I was on a camping trip and was convinced my padre was going to leave me behind if I did not complete the poop fast enough. If I had had a camera I would have shared.

http://girlslovenaughty.com/me.jpg "eat shit and die" :helpme

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :helpme:helpme:helpme:1orglaugh

I go for girth aswell. when it's as thick as your arm and you have to stand up because you've felt if hit the bottom. then you know you're on to a winner.

I leave them as a nice surprise for the wife.

man what did you do shit out your intestines? I've laid out some serpents but hmm I definitely don't take pictures of them. :error

thanks for sharing

This thread is shit

I know it's my own fault for clicking on this, but I honestly just thought there was going to be some banter back and forth. I was unbelievably unprepared for the amount of photography in here.

I cannot understand what would ever make someone think to run and get a camera after they shit and then take a picture. No matter what it looked like.

This is one dirty ass thread lol

I think I am going to puke...

OH Fuck ME!!!

I am NOT clicking on this thread again!!!


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fuck this makes me want to VOMIT

It's a guy thing, you wouldn't understand.