i've adopted theking for xmas - please contribute
 

post some stuff you can contribute - so far i've got him a can of shoe polish, a couple nintendo 8bit games with broken shells no idea if they work, a Readers Digest i got from the dentist, and an old blanket from the garage floor i cut some holes in and gonna tell him it's a Snuggie.

now to wait for him to enter and call me 'sport' or some term from the 1950's he believes is insulting.

I came here, watched your sig gif for 5 minutes then left.

I'll throw him a pair of old Converse boots. They stink.

I have a half smoked Cuban cigar to donate

Maybe I can give him Ayds...






























....diet chews. Ayds for his whole family!

fart in a can.

Well...sport...at least you are smart enough to stay within your financial means.

Would you rather he said he'd get you a Pathfinder?

I wasn't sure whether to give him a fake military award...

http://makethemaccountable.com/image...toLayMedal.jpg

...or honor his equally non-distinguished, non-service, as a webmaster (since both are so non-documented):

http://domainfunk.com/wp-content/upl...008/12/cms.jpg

...so, I baked him a cake:

http://www.socialmeteor.com/wp-conte...rt-300x276.jpg

ADG

mothballs, but his house probably already smells like that

I can donate and old blanket or 2.

Pathfinder was a disgrace to the US military and was dishonorably discharged.

I hope he rots in hell.

I have a spare tire to a 1999 pathfinder that I would like to donate.

I've got some old Wilfred Owen poetry books he might like.

Some dog biscuits.

ill donate a tshirt that reads

"Im with Pathfinder"

I have an old Penthouse magazine from 2005, a few pages are a bit sticky, but otherwise in mint condition. He can have it.

Do I send it directly to you Mutt or to his shelter?

I haven an used urethra...