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camperjohn64 02-08-2011 01:29 AM
Pulled a dutch oven on my girlfriend...
 
we were messing around, tickling each other, poking, laughing...then I had this super stinky fart, pulled the covers over and she almost gagged...

and she is still my girlfriend...

BJ 02-08-2011 01:46 AM
probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.

Martin 02-08-2011 02:01 AM
Ahh yes. Classic dutch oven. I'm sure she was highly impressed.

Some Guy 02-08-2011 03:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BJ (Post 17900673)
probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
Hahahahaha!

:1orglaugh

That's fucking hilarious.

Nicky 02-08-2011 04:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BJ (Post 17900673)
probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
:1orglaugh

Harmon 02-08-2011 05:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BJ (Post 17900673)
probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Antonio 02-08-2011 05:10 AM
this thread reeks of class

bloggerz 02-08-2011 05:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BJ (Post 17900673)
probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
That's gangsta :thumbsup

fogfever 02-08-2011 06:39 AM
nice for winter...she probably appreciated it.

L-Pink 02-08-2011 07:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BJ (Post 17900673)
probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
You need to check up on her, my bet is she's either undergoing mental counseling or starring in scat movies now.


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seeandsee 02-08-2011 08:25 AM
she will fuck your best friend soon, hahahaha

marketsmart 02-08-2011 08:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BJ (Post 17900673)
probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
shitty story bro.... :thumbsup





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DEA - banned for life 02-08-2011 08:32 AM
My ex gf did that to me once..not cool.

http://seasweetie.files.wordpress.co...0004-500pi.jpg

vsex 02-08-2011 08:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BJ (Post 17900673)
probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
:1orglaugh Spit out my coffee on that one! Thanks!

gleem 02-08-2011 09:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BJ (Post 17900673)
probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
LOL that's one for the books.. "I dated this guy and we were on this boat and he all of a sudden pulls his pants down and has a diarrhea attack right in front of me... I even got misted from it... totally had to break up with him"

MarkTiarra 02-08-2011 09:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 17900654)
we were messing around, tickling each other, poking, laughing...then I had this super stinky fart, pulled the covers over and she almost gagged...

and she is still my girlfriend...
Standing O!!!!

Scott McD 02-09-2011 01:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DEA (Post 17901299)
Hahaha! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

u-Bob 02-09-2011 01:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BJ (Post 17900673)
probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

{Psycho} 02-09-2011 05:10 PM
LOL really

HornyToad 02-10-2011 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by MarkTiarra (Post 17901509)
Standing O!!!!
Ack! That should be "a standing Noooooooooo"!

spazlabz 02-10-2011 07:40 AM
wait a minute... are the Dutch known from trapping people so they can smell their farts? This is important safety information I need here!

SenSEO 02-10-2011 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 17905879)
wait a minute... are the Dutch known from trapping people so they can smell their farts? This is important safety information I need here!
Yup that's us, you could have doublechecked before you farted working at payserve.

spazlabz 02-10-2011 07:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SenSEO (Post 17905894)
Yup that's us, you could have doublechecked before you farted working at payserve.
I'll bring matches

BoardiesBitch 02-10-2011 09:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BJ (Post 17900673)
probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
beautiful story

camperjohn64 02-10-2011 09:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HornyToad (Post 17905863)
Ack! That should be "a standing Noooooooooo"!
Actually, Mark is my girlfriends, ex-boy friend. I sent him a link to this thread so he could have a good laugh.


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