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TripleXPrint 03-12-2011 05:14 PM

What's the nastiest thing you eat that your girl/boyfriend hates?
 
I grub on hamhocks and my fiance' thinks it's the most disgusting thing ever. Something about that buttery melt-in-your-mouth fat alongside that semi-tender, yet chewy swine skin is just orgasmic. I'll cook them in a huge pot with black eyed peas and end up eating only the hocks.

Other things are pickled pigs feet and pickled eggs...things she also thinks are absolutely disgusting.

What's on your menu that your mate hates? Gefilte fish? Sardines? Your own feces? Boogers?

NewNick 03-12-2011 05:32 PM

You are clearly disgusting and your girlfriend is indeed correct.

alias 03-12-2011 05:33 PM

She probably doesn't like your pig foot flavored sperm.

TripleXPrint 03-12-2011 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 17975463)
She probably doesn't like your pig foot flavored sperm.

Ha ha, the joke is on you. We haven't had sex since our daughter was born 4 years ago. :helpme :disgust :Oh crap

TripleXPrint 03-12-2011 05:48 PM

Smoked hamhocks....so fucking good!!! I can eat 10 hocks in one sitting. :thumbsup

http://www.tastyislandhawaii.com/ima...s_hamhocks.jpg

alias 03-12-2011 06:24 PM

Post some pics of you choking down some greasy hocks, that would be a good thread.

Rangermoore 03-12-2011 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleXPrint (Post 17975486)
Smoked hamhocks....so fucking good!!! I can eat 10 hocks in one sitting. :thumbsup

http://www.tastyislandhawaii.com/ima...s_hamhocks.jpg

Now your talking... I like them with beans and cornbread...:thumbsup:thumbsup

SallyRand 03-12-2011 08:34 PM

"What's the nastiest thing you eat that your girl/boyfriend hates?"

Her sister's pussy!

Kiopa_Matt 03-12-2011 08:49 PM

Believe it or not, hot dogs with fried onions, and a bit of ketchup.

Think they're disgusting. Then he'll head to the market, pick up a bag or beetles, and chomp away while watching TV. Go figure...

Chris 03-12-2011 08:55 PM

Any animal based product lmao

dinner time is never fun lol

O MARINA 03-12-2011 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleXPrint (Post 17975468)
Ha ha, the joke is on you. We haven't had sex since our daughter was born 4 years ago. :helpme :disgust :Oh crap

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Seth Manson 03-12-2011 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiopa_Matt (Post 17975757)
Believe it or not, hot dogs with fried onions, and a bit of ketchup.

Think they're disgusting. Then he'll head to the market, pick up a bag or beetles, and chomp away while watching TV. Go figure...

Say what? Fucking beetles?

Seth Manson 03-12-2011 10:33 PM

fucking beetles :Oh crap

http://www.richard-seaman.com/USA/St...eseBeetles.jpg

grumpy 03-13-2011 02:19 AM

boogies big and small

ottopottomouse 03-13-2011 05:19 AM

marmite.

Oracle Porn 03-13-2011 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleXPrint (Post 17975468)
Ha ha, the joke is on you. We haven't had sex since our daughter was born 4 years ago. :helpme :disgust :Oh crap

I'm sorry to say but it seems like the joke is on you....and she's definitely getting cock meat sandwiches on the side to go.

MrGusMuller 03-13-2011 05:49 AM

pénis, vagin, anus, oeil...































http://www.freewebs.com/worldofsnail...20anatomie.JPG

Snail's ... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 03-13-2011 06:39 AM

That's why I don't have a girlfriend ...

loreen 03-13-2011 06:51 AM

Broccoli, lol.

Bold Venture 03-13-2011 08:15 AM

Tripe :thumbsup

CurrentlySober 03-13-2011 08:25 AM

poo...

8char

Chosen 03-13-2011 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 17976290)
poo...

8char

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 03-13-2011 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangermoore (Post 17975739)
Now your talking... I like them with beans and cornbread...:thumbsup:thumbsup

and a good pot of greens. im going to lo lo's 2 day :) then 31 flavors

DWB 03-13-2011 09:44 AM

My Thai GF eats large waterbugs and black dogs.

Ugh.

Sid70 03-13-2011 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleXPrint (Post 17975427)
I grub on hamhocks and my fiance' thinks it's the most disgusting thing ever. Something about that buttery melt-in-your-mouth fat alongside that semi-tender, yet chewy swine skin is just orgasmic. I'll cook them in a huge pot with black eyed peas and end up eating only the hocks.

Other things are pickled pigs feet and pickled eggs...things she also thinks are absolutely disgusting.

What's on your menu that your mate hates? Gefilte fish? Sardines? Your own feces? Boogers?

Don't tell me i didn't warn you. Dump this stuff. In seevral years these 'funny lil things' will turn into a HUGE FUCKING problem.

Find a similarity in someone you wanna spend years to come with.

Tam 03-13-2011 10:06 AM

I love hamhocks cooked in a pot of beans, but fat disgusts me. I dig the meat out of it and give the dog the rest... he says it is a waste of time because there's little to no meat in them, but wow, what is is so tender. :)

I am from the south, so all of this is good food to me. lol

HE, however, eats a lot of shit that makes me sick to watch him eat. :Oh crap

He thinks nothing of making a plate of food and mixing half of it together and going to town on it, and this makes me sick to watch. I am the type I have to have no one thing touching another and if it does, I'll spend forever digging it apart and separating it back out. If I put a veggie on my plate that has a lot of water content, I have to drain it to death so it doesn't bleed onto my other food.

I'll eat just about anything and am not picky about that, but it is HOW I eat it that drives him crazy and makes me a picky eater. He thinks it all goes to the same place so what does it matter.......... eww...... just ewww. lol

O MARINA 03-13-2011 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 17976390)
Don't tell me i didn't warn you. Dump this stuff. In seevral years these 'funny lil things' will turn into a HUGE FUCKING problem.

Find a similarity in someone you wanna spend years to come with.


food similarity? nah
I disagree with you completely.
What he/she eats ain't my problem as long as it's nothing disgusting like what Asians eat lol

But really how he treats me and his surroundings is 'my problem' not food.
My russky likes to eat cow tongue with mayo :D does that mean he is a bad person? :helpme

ottopottomouse 03-13-2011 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tam (Post 17976391)
He thinks nothing of making a plate of food and mixing half of it together and going to town on it, and this makes me sick to watch. I am the type I have to have no one thing touching another and if it does, I'll spend forever digging it apart and separating it back out. If I put a veggie on my plate that has a lot of water content, I have to drain it to death so it doesn't bleed onto my other food.

It's all mixed as soon as you swallow it unless you've got several stomachs.

TripleXPrint 03-13-2011 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 17976390)
Don't tell me i didn't warn you. Dump this stuff. In seevral years these 'funny lil things' will turn into a HUGE FUCKING problem.

Find a similarity in someone you wanna spend years to come with.

We don't fight about it (other than her health concerns from eating straight pig fat). It grosses her out but I don't foresee it ruining our relationship. We've been together for 7 years and the only reason we're not married yet is because she owns property and I owed the IRS, which I just now was able to pay back.

If food ruins a relationship then the problems were much deeper than diet plans. :2 cents:

TripleXPrint 03-13-2011 11:06 AM

I dated this Korean chick in college and she used to make some bean curd soup with tofu. It was some fermented soybean curd and smelled like straight up dirty nuts! It would stink up the entire dorm. She always tried to convince me that it was tasty but I could never push pass the initial smell of it cooking.

Imagine cooking week old boxers inside a pot with dirty diapers and Indian food...that would have been a welcoming smell compared to that shit!!!

Tam 03-13-2011 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17976429)
It's all mixed as soon as you swallow it unless you've got several stomachs.

I know that and plenty have told me this, but on my plate and in my mouth, it can't be like that. It's just nasty. It can do what it wants after it gets past my mouth. lol

TripleXPrint 03-13-2011 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tam (Post 17976469)
I know that and plenty have told me this, but on my plate and in my mouth, it can't be like that. It's just nasty. It can do what it wants after it gets past my mouth. lol

My fiance' does something similar with mashed potatoes, corn, and gravy. It sounds gross but it's actually not that bad.

Tam 03-13-2011 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleXPrint (Post 17976473)
My fiance' does something similar with mashed potatoes, corn, and gravy. It sounds gross but it's actually not that bad.

My son does that, I know if I make mashed potatoes and corn, he's going to mix that shit up..... so I make green beans instead. Unless I am feeling nice. lmao

Sid70 03-13-2011 12:29 PM

He is not a bad person I guess. But my experience says the more similarities I can find in my significant other the better. Say, I would never ask a girl out 2nd time if I have found her eating cow mayo :)


Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17976394)
food similarity? nah
I disagree with you completely.
What he/she eats ain't my problem as long as it's nothing disgusting like what Asians eat lol

But really how he treats me and his surroundings is 'my problem' not food.
My russky likes to eat cow tongue with mayo :D does that mean he is a bad person? :helpme


martinsc 03-13-2011 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17976367)
My Thai GF eats large waterbugs and black dogs.

Ugh.

:Oh crap:Oh crap

beerptrol 03-13-2011 12:36 PM

My gf hates it when I make these
1 Menudo using beef tripe
2 pinto beans slow cooked with ham hocks.
3 Barbacoa

Itchy 03-13-2011 01:03 PM

Head Chesse
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...headcheese.jpg

brassmonkey 03-13-2011 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 17976579)
My gf hates it when I make these
1 Menudo using beef tripe
2 pinto beans slow cooked with ham hocks.
3 Barbacoa

i love those make her some Bondigas :)

bronco67 03-13-2011 02:50 PM

I make a green drink with Citrucel, green juice and and a powder that has all kins of barley and grasses in it. She hates the smell, and the face I make when I drink it.

But she eats that hummus crap, and it makes me want to puke.

DangerX !!! 03-13-2011 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrGusMuller (Post 17976116)


http://www.freewebs.com/worldofsnail...20anatomie.JPG

Snail's ... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yummy! I <3 to eat burgundy snails. But I always need to prepare them myself as amateur cooks don't know how to handle them properly. The most important is to keep them alive for a few days in a bag with kitchen salt. :pimp

Mutt 03-13-2011 04:49 PM

literally close to vomiting from this thread :helpme

what does a ham hock taste like?

i'm a picky eater, it pisses people off especially women - i try to find something on the menu i can tolerate but sometimes it's not possible

thickcash_amo 03-13-2011 07:00 PM

can't say that I eat anything gross or weird, but my fiance eats alot of weird seafood. I know that doesnt sound bad, but I hate seafood.

Bold Venture 03-13-2011 07:03 PM

Has anyone ever had Rocky Mountain Oysters (Bulls Balls)? Heard they were delicious, just can't get myself to try them.

O MARINA 03-13-2011 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 17976562)
He is not a bad person I guess. But my experience says the more similarities I can find in my significant other the better. Say, I would never ask a girl out 2nd time if I have found her eating cow mayo :)

How about holodetz or seledka? haha
Have you SEEN what the russky tables look like?!!!
I went to a party this weekend where red & black caviar was overflowing right next to cow tongue and some sort of fucking chicken jelly shit you people like to call HOLODETS!!
:1orglaugh lol


I see where you're going with your analogy but it's not a deal breaker.
What about vegetarians and people who don't eat dairy then?


No one eats worse crap than asians :error

TripleXPrint 03-13-2011 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bold Venture (Post 17977042)
Has anyone ever had Rocky Mountain Oysters (Bulls Balls)? Heard they were delicious, just can't get myself to try them.

I tried them and surprisingly, they were pretty good. If you could push past the fast that you're munching on a set of balls. I had them deep fried and just said fuck it and dug in. They were a little mushy, almost like a paté or a deep fried seafood oyster minus the seafood flavor.

Mutt, a hamhock has a strong smoked meat flavor. A lot of people use it just to spice up their food. The mean is pretty lean and extremely tender...yet you'd be lucky to get a couple knuckle sized chunks out of a one hock. In my opinion, the best part is the skin. I really can't compare it to anything. It's fatty but also chewy and melts in your mouth. I slow cook them for about 4-5 hours to make the skin more tender. Otherwise it's like eating fatty leather.

TripleXPrint 03-13-2011 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17977077)
No one eats worse crap than asians :error

I was in the Phillipines years ago and they were eating balot. Talk about fucking disgusting!!! It's a fertilized egg that has a fully formed chick inside. It's all bloody and veiny and disgusting. It's a popular drunk food for them. They tried and tried and tried to get me to eat one but there was no way I would be able to keep one of those things down and I ate cow testicles before! :helpme


Would you eat this shit?

http://yuanyim.files.wordpress.com/2...queijokuki.jpg

O MARINA 03-13-2011 07:51 PM

omfg

hell no! ewww



so gross, i'm outta here lol

marcop 03-13-2011 09:03 PM

I used to fry lamb's kidney's for breakfast one morning every weekend. My girlfriend (then wife, now ex-wife) hated the smell, but her cats loved it, and always wanted a little taste.

baddog 03-13-2011 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17975743)
"What's the nastiest thing you eat that your girl/boyfriend hates?"

Her sister's pussy!

Every once in a while, you bust yourself so bad.

wdsguy 03-13-2011 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleXPrint (Post 17976450)
I dated this Korean chick in college and she used to make some bean curd soup with tofu. It was some fermented soybean curd and smelled like straight up dirty nuts! It would stink up the entire dorm. She always tried to convince me that it was tasty but I could never push pass the initial smell of it cooking.

Imagine cooking week old boxers inside a pot with dirty diapers and Indian food...that would have been a welcoming smell compared to that shit!!!


sounds tasty.


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