Where The Fuck Is Shap?
 

Fucker used to post here every day, asking penetrating questions like "What's your favorite kind of mustard?"
and "Free Handjobs with every signup: a good idea?"

Here'a Limmerick for St. Patty's Day, in Honor of the Lost O'Shaplly:

There once was an Internet pornographer from the Bahamas
who made his fortune showcasing beautiful naked mamas
Once posted on GFY he did
But now he's gone and hid
I guess he's had it with all the fucking drama.

Here's to the Shapster - your SexTube.com is fucking great Mr. Twistys!
Drink up peeps!!!!!

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY YOU DRUNK MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, what happened with Shap's big promotion at the end of last year where he was like, "send me any and all ideas and I will write back to each one personally" - He did not say this exact phrase, but this is the summary of the message he conveyed.

I never go that personal email form you Shap?!? WTF???

Happy st. Patrick day

most likely counting his wads of cash

Happy St. Patrick's Day~~~

Top O' The Mornin' bump!

probably spending some money.

Shake Y'er Bon Bon Baby
 

Shapalcious is recording his new album.
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He's from Montreal, but that doesn't rhyme with "mamas".

I'm guessing because it's spring he's out cruising in the Aston :glugglug

With his golf clubs in the back seat looking for a course to play! :thumbsup

Since the emails went to both of us, I am suprised I didnt respond to you. (unless of course it was a resume I didnt respond to resumes as the post said it wasnt a job offer.) Can you icq or email me what the email you sent was? michael at twistys.com would love to respond.

He posted yesterday i thought?

It's called 'free publicity' aka a 'shout out'. Yeesh, Canadians eh? Haha! Kidding. But no mention of the BRILLIANCE of my Limmerick-ing? Except for this:


Doesn't the Shapmeister live in the Bahamas, mamas? :D

He's busy putting your ideas to work. :1orglaugh:winkwink:

I believe, judging by a few pictures that I have seen of him, that Shap and Ricky Martin are the same person. Ricky Martin is currently on tour and Shap hasn't been around on GFY much. . . coincidence? I think not. :)

Happy St Paddys Day For All The Drunken Bastards :D

I guess he's playing poker in Bahamas, while sales come in every second..

He gets around 50 sales in every poker hand he plays..

Damn, that's great, he doesn't work at all and cashes in 100K per month...

Slave hard working affiliates and whales make him money.

Shap Slap Chop.
Shap Slap Chop
Shap Slap Chop
Say it three times fast.

Is Shap the same guy who tried to steal a website from another guy with lawsuit because the domain had "sex tube" in it?
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I drink the beer on St Paddy's Day

I drink the Paddy on St. Beer's Day. :helpme

Wherever he's at i'm sure he is loving life :)

Wow... Ricky Martin here!? Can't be! I like Ricky muchos in the non sexual way.


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I think Shap just put a new album out or something. I saw him on The View.

I love those girls :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SHAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ouch. Hangover.

How's it going? I haven't been here much. We have a lot going on this year. Working my ass off. How about you how are things?

So you found him. Congrats. ))

I thought it was good.


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