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sperbonzo 03-18-2011 08:47 AM

Holy Crap, I'm going to be a Father!
 
For those who care.... :-)

So I got an SMS at 11:00pm on Christmas Eve. Vino was in South Africa visiting family and it was 6am Christmas day for her. The SMS said: It's 6am here. I've taken two tests and I'm PREGNANT! You're going to be a DADDY!!


We just found out today that it is going to be a Boy and he will be arriving end of August. All is well, and everything looks good!




Holy Crap...

:)




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Wizzo 03-18-2011 08:48 AM

Big Congrats! :pimp

Zuzana Designs 03-18-2011 08:49 AM

Congrats Michael being a parents is awesome!

RyuLion 03-18-2011 08:51 AM

You have a good wife, so no worries there. :)

Shap 03-18-2011 08:54 AM

Your first? Congrats best thing ever.

sperbonzo 03-18-2011 08:58 AM

Thanks you guys! Yes, it's my first.... I waited a LONG time. :)

Vino looks great.... nice round belly on her. :)



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sperbonzo 03-18-2011 09:07 AM

The crazy part is that we have been trying for 4.5 years, went through all kinds of very expensive procedures, and now it's finally happened.


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webair 03-18-2011 09:10 AM

I'm 10 months in, and I can tell you its the best thing ever. I'm just scratching the surface here as well, as he's just at the point where he's like fun to play with =)

Looking forward to the adventures ahead!!!

All the best to you!

Phoenix 03-18-2011 09:11 AM

congrats man..nothing beats it

Phoenix 03-18-2011 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webair (Post 17988278)
I'm 10 months in, and I can tell you its the best thing ever. I'm just scratching the surface here as well, as he's just at the point where he's like fun to play with =)

Looking forward to the adventures ahead!!!

Best to you!

haha...it gets better going forward...but now he will be running in your house soon

mine is 18 months now, hes like a monkey

12clicks 03-18-2011 09:13 AM

congrats, buddy.

Shap 03-18-2011 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 17988281)
haha...it gets better going forward...but now he will be running in your house soon

mine is 18 months now, hes like a monkey

My boy is turning 3 in a few months. From 18 months to now is such a huge change. Things are going to get so fun for you ;)

seeandsee 03-18-2011 09:15 AM

congrats and be a good one!

Bama 03-18-2011 09:17 AM

Congrats!

Couple tidbits of advice for you...

1. Don't teach them how to walk
2. Don't teach them the word "no"
3. If it's a girl, don't potty train them. That sounds mean, but when she's 17 and all hot and the boys are trying to get in her pants, you'll be happy she's got "poopie pants" still :)

Phoenix 03-18-2011 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shap (Post 17988287)
My boy is turning 3 in a few months. From 18 months to now is such a huge change. Things are going to get so fun for you ;)

the terrible two's lol

he has already begun them i think.

looks you right in the eye and dumps his food on the ground and then what sounds like him making fun of you for cleaning it up..lol

ah good times ahead for sure :)

_Richard_ 03-18-2011 09:29 AM

congrats :)

JFK 03-18-2011 09:35 AM

Congrats to both of you:thumbsup:thumbsup

Tom_PM 03-18-2011 09:45 AM

Congrats!

KRosh 03-18-2011 09:48 AM

Michael,


Congratulations to you and Vino. You are going to be amazing parents. :thumbsup:thumbsup

sperbonzo 03-18-2011 09:59 AM

Thanks everybody!!! :-)

RyuLion 03-18-2011 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama (Post 17988295)
Congrats!

Couple tidbits of advice for you...

1. Don't teach them how to walk
2. Don't teach them the word "no"
3. If it's a girl, don't potty train them. That sounds mean, but when she's 17 and all hot and the boys are trying to get in her pants, you'll be happy she's got "poopie pants" still :)

Oh wow! :upsidedow

martinsc 03-18-2011 10:07 AM

congrats :thumbsup
enjoy the ride :):)

Elli 03-18-2011 10:43 AM

Oh my god Michael, that's awesome!! Congratulations to you and Vino! What great news for you both! *hugs*

TurboAngel 03-18-2011 10:45 AM

Congrats hun!

O MARINA 03-18-2011 10:51 AM

Congratulations Sperb :thumbsup

VikingMan 03-18-2011 10:59 AM

Congrats on joining the fatherhood club! Now you will realize how empty and meaningless your life was before.:1orglaugh Nothing better than having your little munchkin wrap their arms around you when you walk though the door or fall asleep in your arms after a long day. It truly makes you feel alive.

You might want to make sure your woman does not drink fluoridated water or feed it to the baby once born. Even the ADA has admitted it is dangerous for unborn babies and toddlers. Of course they don't care enough to really publicize this new info because they denied it for several decades. You can distill your water or get a reverse osmosis unit and then put mineral drops in (Concentrace brand). Check to see if your water is spiked with either chlorine or chloramines. Use catalytic activated carbon to get rid of the chloramines. Chlorine is easily removed with any carbon filter. Chorine and chloramines kill fish in aquariums yet we feed it to our kids. Does that make sense?

Best wishes with the pregnancy:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Honez 03-18-2011 11:03 AM

So happy for you both!!

notime 03-18-2011 11:41 AM

Congratulations!

Cyandin 03-18-2011 11:42 AM

Congrats to you and my poker/billiards nemesis!! :winkwink:

Lilit 03-18-2011 12:27 PM

Congrats!!!!! :)

Cyndalie 03-18-2011 12:31 PM

Congrats! Life get's 10x's better when you have a child to share it with. Good luck!

GTS Mark 03-18-2011 12:51 PM

Congratulations! :)

sperbonzo 03-18-2011 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 17988599)
Congrats on joining the fatherhood club! Now you will realize how empty and meaningless your life was before.:1orglaugh Nothing better than having your little munchkin wrap their arms around you when you walk though the door or fall asleep in your arms after a long day. It truly makes you feel alive.

You might want to make sure your woman does not drink fluoridated water or feed it to the baby once born. Even the ADA has admitted it is dangerous for unborn babies and toddlers. Of course they don't care enough to really publicize this new info because they denied it for several decades. You can distill your water or get a reverse osmosis unit and then put mineral drops in (Concentrace brand). Check to see if your water is spiked with either chlorine or chloramines. Use catalytic activated carbon to get rid of the chloramines. Chlorine is easily removed with any carbon filter. Chorine and chloramines kill fish in aquariums yet we feed it to our kids. Does that make sense?

Best wishes with the pregnancy:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Thanks, I will check all that out. :)


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DoubleD 03-18-2011 01:11 PM

hey congrats!

I have to admit, it really is amazing just how quickly life, your perspective on it, priorities, everything can change so much in an instant - will happen first time ya see the little guy if not already

sperbonzo 03-18-2011 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyandin (Post 17988752)
Congrats to you and my poker/billiards nemesis!! :winkwink:

I can't wait to pass THAT one on to Vino.... She's gonna crack up! :1orglaugh




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webair 03-18-2011 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 17988281)
haha...it gets better going forward...but now he will be running in your house soon

mine is 18 months now, hes like a monkey

goes fast man doesn't it!

MaDalton 03-18-2011 02:11 PM

congrats, Mike, i know you were working on that for a long time :thumbsup

Robbie 03-18-2011 02:14 PM

Congratulations Michael! :)

LeRoy 03-18-2011 02:16 PM

Congratulations kids are great. Lots of fun and tons of love :)

Vendzilla 03-18-2011 02:31 PM

Best thing to ever happen in my life. Get him a good phonics reading program for when he hits about 4 and talk to him, not at him. My daughter is my best friend!

Congrats

PornDude 03-18-2011 02:34 PM

Congrats!

Ayla_SquareTurtle 03-18-2011 02:49 PM

Teach him baby sign language. My friend did that with her baby and it's AMAZING.

thickcash_amo 03-18-2011 03:17 PM

awesome news! Congrats!!!

brassmonkey 03-18-2011 03:20 PM

congratzz im working on #15

Sarah_Jayne 03-18-2011 03:24 PM

Congrats! I hope you saved that sms :)

Traffic Guru 03-18-2011 03:30 PM

Congrats and good bye freedom.

digitaldivas 03-18-2011 04:06 PM

congrats sir :)

sweetums 03-18-2011 04:11 PM

Many many congrats to you and Vino - that is terrific news. I'm so happy for both of you - you're going to make for some awesome parents. Enjoy sleep while you can :)

sperbonzo 03-18-2011 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17989164)
congrats, Mike, i know you were working on that for a long time :thumbsup


Thanks Bud.... Yeah, a long time and a lot of effort. :)


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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-18-2011 04:42 PM

Better you than me! Congrats!


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