Religious dude post about his sisters dead baby...
 

"Friends,

My sister and her husband in Colorado have been trying for years to have children. Rather than praying for and relying upon the LORD's succor, they turned to secular science to open her womb. My mother tells me that Eunice was going into the doctor on a regular basis to get a bunch of hormone shots in her belly. They were finally able to conceive, and until today, she was about 7 months along in her pregnancy.

My mother called earlier this evening to inform me that Eunice miscarried her baby this morning and asked me to give her a call some time in the next couple of days to give her some support in this difficult time. I think the best support I can offer is to put this matter in the perspective of God's Word.

There are two points I wish to stress:
* Her baby is dead because she put her faith in secular science rather than in the LORD; and

* Her dead baby is in hell because it did not have a chance to accept Jesus.

I have the first part covered. However, I realize that presenting her with the Bible Facts that indicate her unborn child is in hell could come across as rather indelicate and quite possibly ruffle some feathers if I am too forward.

This is important for her to understand, though, and I would be doing her a grave disservice to just brush it under the rug and pretend like that's not the case."

Source: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=61924

how the hell did he know that the unborn child will go to hell?

O realy?And what with all those dead unborn childs which was conceived with "god" help ?

sounds like that guy is on his way to being stabbed.

that's hot... i got his cell number

Thanks ...

he is ignorant, it is standard dogma that children who die before the age of accountability are on the fast track upstairs... in other words the child, especially one yet born is considered an innocent and is not stained by original sin

http://www.gotquestions.org/age-of-accountability.html

I can spend a week on that forum it's entertaining as hell

That was god's will:thumbsup

rip little one

Is it me or does America have the most demented christians on the planet?

great trolling

At 7 months, unless the baby was still born they would have done and emergency c-section and it is very possible that the baby would live a healthy life. Obviously, it's not ideal...but in some cases it's the only option and the baby isn't doomed.

I call bullshit on this one. This is just one reason why I think so.

The best reply LOL

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme

naw, it is not just you :Oh crap

Are they for real or just really good at taking a piss?

Some priceless threads in there. quality trolling :thumbsup

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=59770
Oh dear... I am loving the icons BTW, almost mistook the "tell her once" fist for a "wanking"-icon.

Seriously, can we have their smilies too here? Eric? Please? :)

holy wars exists and will always exist, I really want to kill this motherfucker right now :mad:

Seems like Trolling to me. If this is real it doesn't surprise me one bit. Nothing people who claim to be "True Christians" do surprises me. If anyone ever actually read the bible they would know he is a jealous prick who demands loyalty and enforces it through brutality and murder. How far does the apple really fall from the tree?

Sad when a tragic event gets twisted to someone's own political or religious views

Seems to be a lot of slow in this thread.

That is a funny site good one :thumbsup very unique

I especially like the profile pictures and special badges each profile is awarded , like "flat earth" lol

Quote from God Almighty

God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass

dead babies from hell. great movie.

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Nintendo DS 3d is radioactive and will rape your child - http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=61885

The one person who tried to put some reason into the thread was banned. The best is their ban message


Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

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my favorite so far

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52026

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what concerns me is who is not on the level with the forum, and who is..

I love how retarded religious people are. I once had a religious right wing fuck nut tell me that if I had kids with my gf. That those kids would be less intelligent then if we were married.

the guy has a point :helpme

:1orglaugh

He would be more intelligent if he was shot in the face.

of course he does

:upsidedow

Landover baptist is a satire site, played absolutely straight.