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chaze 04-06-2011 10:49 PM

Top story on CNN: Man glued to Wal Mart toilet Seat
 
http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/mar...x.html?npt=NP1

Poor dude.

marcop 04-06-2011 10:51 PM

Another reason to not go to Wal Mart.

BJ 04-06-2011 10:51 PM

hahaha probably happens alot. Watch for copycats

BJ 04-06-2011 10:52 PM

ass-skin pulled

chaze 04-06-2011 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BJ (Post 18038752)
ass-skin pulled

Ouch, can't imagine.

Theo 04-07-2011 12:08 AM

now it will spread like virus..

John-ACWM 04-07-2011 01:01 AM

What a story :1orglaugh

Emil 04-07-2011 04:17 AM

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Frank21 04-07-2011 04:33 AM

shows pretty much how corrupt the massmedia is.
While the second biggest nuclear disaster is happening and while the whole midle east is in turmoil cnn has once again a top story wich is ment to be funny.
what an idiot i hope he dies on it so cnn can report on the biggest nuclear polution of the natural environment ever.

seeandsee 04-07-2011 05:17 AM

what a dick fucker did it, he need cocks in jail for that

Failed 04-07-2011 05:29 AM

Same thing happened to a guy at home depot a while back. Somebody put glue on the seat, and he sat there, stuck :1orglaugh When home depot employees came into the bathroom, they thought the guy was joking around and just left him there. Apparently he sued, probably got some good money too.

Failed 04-07-2011 05:32 AM

By the way, who takes a shit in public bathrooms these days? They are disgustingly filthy, probably have a spy cam in the toilet for those fetish freaks, and now you have to worry about your ass being glued to the fucking seat :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

PR_Glen 04-07-2011 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank21 (Post 18039009)
shows pretty much how corrupt the massmedia is.
While the second biggest nuclear disaster is happening and while the whole midle east is in turmoil cnn has once again a top story wich is ment to be funny.
what an idiot i hope he dies on it so cnn can report on the biggest nuclear polution of the natural environment ever.

corrupt? nothing new has happened recently in Japan so why does it need to stay a headline? Nothing ground breaking is happening in Libya over the last day or so either. If they were inventing news about either of those I would say THAT was corrupt instead...

lilith_pet 04-07-2011 05:52 AM

Why would he sit on a public toilet.. It's disgusting... I don't feel sorry for him :1orglaugh

pornguy 04-07-2011 05:53 AM

Sadly that will cost us all a lot of money. The vicitm will sue wal mart and get paid. Most likely in the millions and then the prices of everything goes up to cover the loss.

RampantTV 04-07-2011 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilith_pet (Post 18039099)
Why would he sit on a public toilet.. It's disgusting... I don't feel sorry for him :1orglaugh

Ha! You'd think he'd at least use a seat cover or a make shift one with some tissue. This story gives me a whole new ocd :D Glued to the tube!

Altwebdesign 04-07-2011 05:59 AM

i didnt think people actually sat right down on public toilets. . .

bloggerz 04-07-2011 07:25 AM

funniest shit ever -- lol

Sly 04-07-2011 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank21 (Post 18039009)
shows pretty much how corrupt the massmedia is.
While the second biggest nuclear disaster is happening and while the whole midle east is in turmoil cnn has once again a top story wich is ment to be funny.
what an idiot i hope he dies on it so cnn can report on the biggest nuclear polution of the natural environment ever.

We've been hearing about Japan for weeks and Africa/Middle East for... well... decades. Is that all we should ever hear about?

Evil Chris 04-07-2011 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Failed (Post 18039074)
By the way, who takes a shit in public bathrooms these days? They are disgustingly filthy, probably have a spy cam in the toilet for those fetish freaks, and now you have to worry about your ass being glued to the fucking seat :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. :Oh crap

Slick 04-07-2011 09:34 AM

That's another reason why I always hover over public bathroom toilets.

L-Pink 04-07-2011 09:37 AM

That's why i always shit in the sinks.


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Phoenix 04-07-2011 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 18039097)
corrupt? nothing new has happened recently in Japan so why does it need to stay a headline? Nothing ground breaking is happening in Libya over the last day or so either. If they were inventing news about either of those I would say THAT was corrupt instead...

two 7.4 earthquakes in japan today

that is newsworthy

id also like detailed reports on the spread of radiation myself

Sly 04-07-2011 09:43 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapc...ex.html?hpt=T1
http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapc...pt=T1&iref=BN1
http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapc...ex.html?hpt=T1

MrBottomTooth 04-07-2011 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Failed (Post 18039074)
By the way, who takes a shit in public bathrooms these days? They are disgustingly filthy, probably have a spy cam in the toilet for those fetish freaks, and now you have to worry about your ass being glued to the fucking seat :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Exactly, I only shit in public restrooms if I am about to shit my pants and can't make it home. And when I do have to use one, I do one of those standing squats over the toilet so that my skin never touches it. Then I flush it using my shoe.

Tom_PM 04-07-2011 09:57 AM

I think this is genetic, but I fail to see why anyone would find such a thing funny in the first place.

I once had to use a bathroom at an old job and when I came out I grabbed my cup of coffee and noticed it seemed too warm. Luckily another guy there filled me in that a third guy had microwaved it for FIVE MINUTES while I was in the bathroom. If I'd sipped it, I'd have had 3rd degree burns. The asshole was laughing about how funny it would have been if the other guy hadn't "spoiled it". I almost killed that day.

chaze 04-07-2011 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 18039754)
I think this is genetic, but I fail to see why anyone would find such a thing funny in the first place.

I once had to use a bathroom at an old job and when I came out I grabbed my cup of coffee and noticed it seemed too warm. Luckily another guy there filled me in that a third guy had microwaved it for FIVE MINUTES while I was in the bathroom. If I'd sipped it, I'd have had 3rd degree burns. The asshole was laughing about how funny it would have been if the other guy hadn't "spoiled it". I almost killed that day.

What an idiot, I would of thrown it in his face and laughed.

_Richard_ 04-07-2011 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18039709)
two 7.4 earthquakes in japan today

that is newsworthy

id also like detailed reports on the spread of radiation myself

seriously. notice how everything was fine till the Geiger counters 'sold out', then it's 10k times the legal limit of radiation


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