Shocking news, My wife and kids have left me.
 

No they did not (i am not even married or have kids), but I thought I would post it.

I will post in a bit that I am poor and need glasses.

I will then post pics of the hut I live in and pics from the dump I live at on my camera phone then say why I am the best photographer.

Then I shall post saying that you are wrong and I am right about everything.

Then I will try to think of lots of reasons why my sites no longer (or in fact ever did) sell.

Then I will post how better it was to do porn when I was young in 1854, and these days it sucks.

I shall call myself Paul too.

hahahaha

you forgot recurring sales since 1910.

You made me think WHAT IS FIRST PORN SITE ON .COM DOMAIN?!? Anybody knows?

Don't forget to pretend you've got cancer to try and sell more sets.

You forgot to post that you sell ancient looking web content at DVD prices.

That WHO concert in '66 still gives me flashbacks.

i also forgot to post about my jigsaw.

I also forgot to say all my content looks 100% the same. Just a different model.

new ebook coming out: how to lose a mail order bride and not influence people.

If you give me chance I will get my old Nokia out and take pics to show you the muddy cold street I live on.

Then I will tell you what a stud I am for having sex with lots of local girls, and it only cost me $3 each time as the local girls are so desperate for cash.

To be honjest, I do not think Eve is his wife. More likly a local nurse who just pops in each day to help feed and clean him. In his mind he thinks she is his wife.

He was buzzing the other day when they said the ipad 2 was out. He just thought it was a better thing of what his nuse puts on him as he cannot controll his body functions.

LoL :1orglaugh

A topic for another thread.

paul markham threads get views. fact.

True, but sadly his sig gets no clicks. 9 in a week have hit that.

:(

hahahaha

what kind of drugs are you guys smokin? i might want a dime sack

Doesn't matter when you have magic join links.

=-LOoooL-=

he he he