90% of my printer paper has been used by...
 

placing it on a plate to soak up excess grease from my breakfast meat, french fries
and fried chicken.

Just saying.

WTF do you print out?

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Model releases.

Parrot chews it to pieces..

:(

Instructions, receipts, guarantees and order details for stuff I purchase online

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Last piece I used was to hand write a recipe for potato rolls, hehe. I think the last time I printed was 2 yrs ago on tax day.

most of ours is used by faxes from window washing companies

I print bank statements once a month, it's satisfying to draw a line through items when I've tracked it down, verified the amount and entered it in Quickbooks.

Contracts and invoices.

That sounds so exciting that I will just go take a shit now.

Thanks.

Directions & maps (I still don't have a GPS) :2 cents:

GPS = Goofy Pussy Shit.


WTF! You don't know where you are going by now?

I drove all the way coast to coast by reading the street signs.

Flight tickets :)

A bunch of airlines now offer mobile tickets. You pull your phone out, pull up the ticket and they scan it there for both security and entry onto the plane. Kinda crazy.

Food recipes, maps, articles for bathroom time :D

Yours too, huh?

you're clogging up your ateries man. i use most of mine for tax purposes.

i print out sections of acts and statues for legal battles I play with here

pc load letter? wtf!

My printer is a great paper holder. I always grab a piece out of the printer and write a shopping list on it. I don't print jack shit anymore.