I got pulled over tonight and there's no ticket
 

I FINALLY caught a break in Kansas
A fucking mazing

On my way back from seeing a lady friend. Didn't even make it out of town and I cause a rolling stop. The second I take off is when I see the officers car all blacked out and dark over to my left. Hell. Then a split second later red white and blue like a fourth of july.

So hand on the wheel another resting by the mirror half out the window. How are you, fine, and you, that kind of thing. Then I have to go into my wallet for my license and of course I happen to have almost fifty twenties in there. Oh christ it's midnight and an officer just sees me with a wallet full of twenties. Great.

He tells me why he pulled me over, I don't admit things or talk to police but feel like agreeing is a good idea (I have a sense for that shit sometimes) ... yeah, I sure did (it was a rolling stop he was talking about)

The guy comes back and says something about a warning, never asks to search, doesn't try any shady shit, nothing.... real nice guy.. and I caught a break in Kansas


For some reason I get along real well with police officers, judges, etc

Cool story bro, are twenties illegal now or something? Or do you sell WEED?

Well, think like the officer thinks.. and think where I live..

What's this guy doing, he's got to be thinking

He asks where I'm coming from and I truthfully respond "From seeing a lady friend"

If you're him and you see me at that hour with that much cash on me around here ...

I don't have cool stories any more
That's about as exciting as it gets around here

LoL

So you were selling dime bags all day long and at the end of the day a cop pulled you over and you almost pissed your pants?

you seem paranoid. I heard crystal meth can help with that.

20s are bad, next time carry only 3 and 7 dollar bills, they don't look as suspicious as the 20s