Nominations for Best Breakdown on GFY ever?
 

I nominate

Sleazydream
Steve Lightspeed
Paul Markham
Petethefly
Gary Kremen

Cam_girls

There is only one name when it comes to meltdowns here....



AlienQ.

you're gonna have to be a little more specific here

or are we talking 'collective' breakdowns?..... :upsidedow

Pornstar Global should in there! :pimp

alienq ..

OHHH SHIT!!

And Donny Long

I say they all become ONE:

S
S
P
P
G

= PS. GPS!

I am still hoping that Steve's was a nice gesture to the talent or soemthing so I have to go with Sleazeydream as what mess.

Ah yeah definetly add him

Sleazy was the best, he bragged about all his friends yet nobody helps him at all.

Are we limiting this to just gfy? Because I don't think Dokk's adventure happened here but it was definitely noteworthy.

tassy and the pork chop.

will76 gets butthurt quite often

Krome had some pretty good stuff.

Yeah I was thinking, GFY really should make a forum titled Classics, and move all the great pissing/breakdown threads to it

Already broken before arriving.

snubbed by zoe

Good question, many people have totally ruined their name in one thread, like Steve lightspeed. While others take a few threads like Paul Markham. But the best gutbuster for me was Sleazys big announcement of his ground breaking new paysite.

Choker you made the same mistake yet again.

It's a sad statement, on the naturre of fairweather friends:2 cents:

You got to love his stories:


1-Buys 350k domain name with life savings

2-Goes mansion shopping

3-fights with all of GFY and doesn't listen to any solid advice on what to do with domain

4-Slleeps in a park because someone was late with his affiliate payment

5-then get good numbers brags on GFY

6-Another affiliate payment gets missed and sleeps in a park again

7-Puts 350K domain in some domain Pawn Shop (would be funny if it were on Pawn Stars):1orglaugh:1orglaugh

8-Payment is late and almost sleeps in park again...



This writing is so comical, that leads me to believe that this is all made up and there is some kind of TV comedy writer behind all of this.:2 cents:



Cam_Girl gets my vote:thumbsup


Donny Long has had a few good ones here too but with the Porn Wikkileaks thing out there the way it has been going, I would have to with hold my vote for Donny Long. That guy has become a one man porn wrecking crew for anyone that fucks with him or crosses him. I'm on Donnys good side and I intend to stay there.:thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It is. It's also a lesson not to call everyone your friends. Real friends are far and few between, acquaintances are common.

Value your friends, have fun with your acquaintances, but don't forget which is which.

Thank you for the Cam girl cliff notes!

I seem to remember a time when Amp was having quite dramatic moments... and AlienQ really um left an impression :) I don't think the current guys have much on those days.

CamGirl for the win.

camgirls came pre-melted. doesn't count.

Wait, lemme get some Chips n Salsa (instead of popcorn)
lol..

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Actually anyone who is still making money in porn obviously hasn't melted down.

A melt down would be someone whose broke and out of porn completely.

he had one here also?
hes recently just finished one elsewhere. :upsidedow

I had a Tuna Melt for lunch ;)

Charlie Sheen had a meltdown. Is he broke?

thread overhead again ...

Is he posting on GFY?

My post was over your head. :1orglaugh

People not liking what I say isn't a melt down, if it turned out to true it was a prediction.

OK I might miss a few threads and repost them. But not everyone spends all day on GFY. Mind you it moves so slow these days you don't need to be here all the time. :1orglaugh

Jimthefiend and that dude who lived in Orlando and knocked up a 17 year old who lived in a trailer. He always posted pictures of a massive firework collection during July 4th. I forgot his name, but he melted down quite a bit.

prohosters

add pussyserver to that list....

and that drunk guy that stinkydongerz bought the camera for.. asiancontent or something/..





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Nocarrier was a trainwreck as well

Post links to some of these meltdowns, please!

after careful consideration i'm gonna have to jump on the cam_girls bandwagon

badass domain + wasted money + delusional rants + pseudo statistics + tinfoil... no one is touching that

Oh man there are quite a few LOL!

I'm having a break down scheduled for summer 2014, you heard it here first

I'll pencil you in ;)

Where are the rest :(

How can stickyfingerz not make this list?

And here's a Rectangle breakdown from '93.

The classic meltdowns need to be linked to names. :)

Classic moments over the last 10 or 12 years of the most fantastic business I have been proud to be a part of. :)

Was that the cat tossing dude?

jimthefiend. .. now theres a blast from the past!

:thumbsup