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goldassets 04-23-2011 07:26 AM

Just found out my daughter is no longer a virgin
 
WTF, weird morning thus far. She just randomly told me after I asked her what she was upset about. She then mentioned they (her bf and her) only had anal sex. WTF

alias 04-23-2011 07:31 AM

Cool story bro, too bad it is bullshit. 1 out of 10

iggysick 04-23-2011 07:39 AM

I like the smell of anal sex early in the morning

Due 04-23-2011 07:50 AM

She is still a virgin and she won't get pregnant, good for her

CaptainHowdy 04-23-2011 07:56 AM

That's safe sex ...

seeandsee 04-23-2011 08:09 AM

trolllinggggggg come on, make better story

Chosen 04-23-2011 08:12 AM

She was upset that she's no longer a virgin or she didn't like anal sex?

HomerSimpson 04-23-2011 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18080950)
That's safe sex ...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

L-Pink 04-23-2011 08:25 AM

Now every time you use an ATM you can think of your little girl, ahh memories.

.

goldassets 04-23-2011 08:30 AM

i don't think she cleaned up before I talked with her since she had a strong odor of shit

CDSmith 04-23-2011 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldassets (Post 18081028)
i don't think she cleaned up before I talked with her since she had a strong odor of shit

Like this thread?

:1orglaugh

L-Pink 04-23-2011 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldassets (Post 18081028)
i don't think she cleaned up before I talked with her since she had a strong odor of shit

What you probably smelled was sperm and afro sheene.

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Coup 04-23-2011 09:03 AM

http://www.stickerchick.com/FamilyGuy/bfg0032.jpg

Scott McD 04-23-2011 09:08 AM

She's still a virgin then...

Farang 04-23-2011 09:11 AM

How to make millions in mainstream?

JFK 04-23-2011 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 18081040)
Like this thread?

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

brassmonkey 04-23-2011 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 18081191)
She's still a virgin then...

not if he went from front to back and side to side cause the boyz in the hood are always hard. im trippin that sounded funny. :1orglaugh

Double trouble 04-23-2011 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 18080970)
pics or it didnt happen!

:thumbsup

lazycash 04-23-2011 09:37 AM

Hymen still intact, all is well.

AnimeFevers 04-23-2011 09:37 AM

Sorry I only had anal sex with her, her pussy smelt to fishy, YUKK...:Oh crap

TheDoc 04-23-2011 09:40 AM

About time, she's what? 45, 46 years old now? Anal is a perfect option for her, guys will fuck 'almost' anything that moves, and that changes to 'everything' when they can't knock the beast up.

Jman 04-23-2011 09:41 AM

Since this thread as a strong order of Bull Shit, care to let us know what YOU did this morning ;)

martinsc 04-23-2011 10:14 AM

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8522/1268183337080.gif

LiveDose 04-23-2011 10:32 AM

Technical virgin, you're good.

Spunky 04-23-2011 10:33 AM

Pix or it didn't happen

CurrentlySober 04-23-2011 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldassets (Post 18081028)
a strong odor of shit

I like a strong odor of shit...

bronco67 04-23-2011 10:49 AM

How was she?

B.Barnato 04-23-2011 10:52 AM

you have many thread involving sexuallity of your "daughter"

this is your area of interest?

DVTimes 04-23-2011 11:05 AM

strange

she let me cum in her pussy.

to be fair she was better in bed than your wife, and your mum.

Double trouble 04-23-2011 11:12 AM

How old is she?

AnimeFevers 04-23-2011 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martinsc (Post 18081605)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MrCain 04-23-2011 11:14 AM

What did her breath smell like?

mizmiz 04-23-2011 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldassets (Post 18080884)
WTF, weird morning thus far. She just randomly told me after I asked her what she was upset about. She then mentioned they (her bf and her) only had anal sex. WTF

Did she love the sex? Does he have a big cock?

fitzmulti 04-23-2011 11:48 AM

links added!

Barefootsies 04-23-2011 12:59 PM

Congratulations fine sire.

:2 cents:

fogfever 04-23-2011 01:17 PM

thread title is misleading.
did a cock penetrate your daughter's pussy or not?

Sid70 04-23-2011 01:35 PM

my condolences. Wait, what?

Inter-Sex 04-23-2011 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crak_JMan (Post 18081425)
Since this thread as a strong order of Bull Shit, care to let us know what YOU did this morning ;)

"strike" :pimp

goldassets 04-23-2011 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 18081686)
strange

she let me cum in her pussy.

to be fair she was better in bed than your wife, and your mum.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double trouble (Post 18081696)
How old is she?

she just turned 12

TheDoc 04-23-2011 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldassets (Post 18082146)
she just turned 12

Damn you're one shitty parent then....

papill0n 04-23-2011 09:25 PM

lawrence connor is a fucking faggot

cam_girls 04-23-2011 09:30 PM

This is going to reduce the price to $8000.

and $50 for your momma as usual!

bloggerz 04-23-2011 09:40 PM

this thread sucks

SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN 04-23-2011 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloggerz (Post 18082622)
this thread sucks

Not anymore, I will save the day.. oops thread!


Quote:

Originally Posted by goldassets (Post 18081028)
i don't think she cleaned up before I talked with her since she had a strong odor of shit

Do you want the real truth?

She really didnt just have sex with her bf, she actually just finished a shoot with four guys at blacks on blondes.
She is not going to be able to shit right for a month!

...........

Zorgman 04-24-2011 01:42 AM

Smart girl. More girls should take it in the ass.

halfpint 04-24-2011 01:53 AM

All Fucking Links Pulled

Mr Spock 04-24-2011 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDA CASH (Post 18082631)
Not anymore, I will save the day.. oops thread!


Do you want the real truth?

She really didnt just have sex with her bf, she actually just finished a shoot with four guys at blacks on blondes.
She is not going to be able to shit right for a month!

...........

won't taking it in the ass make it easier?

facialfreak 04-24-2011 06:52 AM

Congrats to all the winners!

yuu.design 04-24-2011 07:43 AM

damn... sad news :P

L-Pink 04-24-2011 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 18082608)
lawrence connor is a fucking faggot

Who also takes it in the ass. At trade shows anyway :1orglaugh


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