Need Some Advice
 

Dear GFY,
I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs, If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on....

It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

replace it. haha

If it was me, i would weld it...

Break it the rest of the way with your wife's face

two birds with on stone or something like that

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That's pretty funny

Just send your wife and her friends on a long sailing trip ...

your wife was great last night

maybe the guy that shafting your wife is more mechnically minded.. i mean clearly he's better with his tools ;) you should ask him :)

A broken motor is definitely an indication that your wife is getting her rpm's elsewhere.

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You got me good.

I agree.. send her and her "girls" out on a long boat ride, make it really appealing so she takes him with her.... pack her a lunch with wine and so on, and don't forget a spare pair of panties.. lol

Best laugh this week.

damn thats old man.

Good one.

you sound like Hank Hill

so old, i knew what was coming from the first couple of words.

do you care about the boat or the wife?

I'd replace both.

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