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Best text message you've received so far today?
This is from a chick I know - she's talking about her yoga class/instructor:
"She likes to spread my legs and tell me its going to hurt a lot more this way with her more than cute smile....just love her..." :thumbsup:winkwink::1orglaugh |
"Did the water bill get paid?" - My wife
i get very boring messages |
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"Good morning hun, I love you and miss you, hope you have a wonderful day xoxo"
~Mrs. Loki (She's at her mom's helping out for a few days) -Loki- |
I cant afford to receive text messages...
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(850): He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day" |
Text messages are for kids ...
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Here is one i got this morning
"Interested in going to the Jays game today? Have an extra ticket to a private rogers box, free food and drinks. LMK ASAP!" And i got back to him too late and missed it... :( |
I sent a text to a friend last night about some crazyness from Saturday night. I told him we should get spy glasses with a video camera so we can record the stupidness. He responds this morning with..
"and one on our buttholes to see the mess that follows" :1orglaugh |
Boring texts here...
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I got this msg:
"tell me when you are close to me" - my gf |
Two that are tied for first:
"CD, I need a big update done to my website (info attached), let me know how much you want for this and I'll send you a cheque" (around $250) And from another client: "CD, I'll be swinging by this week to pay you, in cash if that's okay" (balance: $700) (yes, cash payment is always welcome) Any day is good when you get two like that. |
from a girl that does those pure romance sex toy parties:
"let me know when you want a private demo of our products ;)" |
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From my ex: "your cum tastes awful."
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"dour on deck a buck for the quater. hoffa"
I doubt somebody outside of the northeast u.s. can easily decipher that... |
"I was going to bring u a potato ball banging but fuck u u white cracker"
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"Do you want Chinese food?"
(yes, Chinese food is always accepted!) |
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reminds me of the guys from couples retreat...
booom...boooom..booom |
Just got this:
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"you would wanna be behind it"
debating if I do for saturday, kinda work with the chick occasionally so not sure how that would end up should things go bad. |
Today was mostly biz and boring.
Best one of the weekend: (1/2) Oh thats cool. We are @ a restaurant. Its a cute small place near our house. Wanna just come eat and we can talk biz another time? My bf wants to meet (2/2) you. He will prob fantasize about what I looked like while u were fucking me...lol :helpme |
"Fuck you asshole,you are the father" :(
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"stop texting me"
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and the buck for a quarter im guessing .. $100 for quarter oz? just a guess tho |
Text From my sister "He asked the question"!!!
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I got mine,
"Can I borrow some cash just $250?" |
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I haven't...
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"New security guy blew that one hard..."
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"Depends on why your waking me up? If its to use the morning wood i could see that no point on wasting that so yes wake me up other wise i need my beauty sleep"
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"I'm Paul The Octopus and my tentacles have predicted that you have a secret admirer! to know more send OK to ...". This is the only text message I received in days.
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Fuck knows, i don't read most of them lol...
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"Now I'm not just a good pooper, I'm an Optimum one" - sent by the bro-in-law
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh From that dog food commercial. |
"the evidence was destroyed"
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I get through numbers too quickly to end up with loads of junk coming in.
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"when the lilacs bloom time to go shroom hunting"
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