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Mike Honcho 05-11-2011 11:37 AM

Cancel all your plans for the end of May!!
 
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2791859_n.jpg :error

You saw it here first :1orglaugh

Phoenix 05-11-2011 11:38 AM

on a station called family radio...lol

PR_Glen 05-11-2011 11:40 AM

which bible guarantees it? The one i ready didn't claim any dates...

~Ray 05-11-2011 11:42 AM

well, that's that

LadyMischief 05-11-2011 11:43 AM

They did the same End of the World thing in 1914. Anyone can take arbitrary numbers from an old, incomplete text (the books in the bible are certainly not all the writings, just a mishmash of ones put together), and come up with dates... :)

Elli 05-11-2011 11:43 AM

woah.

http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html

In 2 Peter 3:8, which is quoted above, Holy God reminds us that one day is as 1,000 years. Therefore, with the correct understanding that the seven days referred to in Genesis 7:4 can be understood as 7,000 years, we learn that when God told Noah there were seven days to escape worldwide destruction, He was also telling the world there would be exactly 7,000 years (one day is as 1,000 years) to escape the wrath of God that would come when He destroys the world on Judgment Day. Because Holy Infinite God is all-knowing, He knows the end from the beginning. He knew how sinful the world would become.

Seven thousand years after 4990 B.C. (the year of the Flood) is the year 2011 A.D. (our calendar).

4990 + 2011 – 1 = 7,000

[One year must be subtracted in going from an Old Testament B.C. calendar date to a New Testament A.D. calendar date because the calendar does not have a year zero.]

Thus Holy God is showing us by the words of 2 Peter 3:8 that He wants us to know that exactly 7,000 years after He destroyed the world with water in Noah’s day, He plans to destroy the entire world forever. Because the year 2011 A.D. is exactly 7,000 years after 4990 B.C. when the flood began, the Bible has given us absolute proof that the year 2011 is the end of the world during the Day of Judgment, which will come on the last day of the Day of Judgment.

Amazingly, May 21, 2011 is the 17th day of the 2nd month of the Biblical calendar of our day. Remember, the flood waters also began on the 17th day of the 2nd month, in the year 4990 B.C.

The Holy Bible gives several additional astounding proofs that May 21, 2011 is very accurate as the time for the Day of Judgment. For more information on this subject, you may request a copy of We Are Almost There, available free of charge from Family Radio.

Vendzilla 05-11-2011 11:44 AM

BIllboards all over the place, doom and gloom

SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN 05-11-2011 11:45 AM

Die mother fucker die

brassmonkey 05-11-2011 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Honcho (Post 18126714)
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2791859_n.jpg :error

You saw it here first :1orglaugh

actually i saw it last week on the news

Coup 05-11-2011 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Honcho (Post 18126714)
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2791859_n.jpg :error

You saw it here first :1orglaugh

those assholes were here :mad:

Klen 05-11-2011 11:48 AM

I going to border shopping day,and nothing gonna stop me :)

adultzone 05-11-2011 11:48 AM

I will wait for it since jesus did not put in the bible what date is he coming back!

marketsmart 05-11-2011 11:48 AM

on may 21st i will pull out my cock and the world will behold the second cumming of christ...






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96ukssob 05-11-2011 11:57 AM

I thought the world was ending on May 21st 2012?

Shit, I better get around to those half finished projects around the house

Mike Honcho 05-25-2011 02:51 PM

Still alive and kicking.

TeenCat 05-25-2011 02:54 PM

date moved to 29th

http://cillik.com/33/chocho33.jpg

:thumbsup

Tom_PM 05-25-2011 02:58 PM

27 - 29? Man.. why couldn't it span a few week days instead of weekend days?

Godsmack 05-25-2011 03:02 PM

will not cancel anything since it will AUTO CANCEL anyway...


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