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PussyMeister 05-12-2011 01:45 PM

Florida Senate outlaws sex
 
An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date.

http://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill...Text/Filed/PDF


Animal
Noun: A living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli.

just a punk 05-12-2011 01:52 PM

So you are not allowed to fuck your dog/cow/horse anymore? What a loss :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Scott McD 05-12-2011 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by PussyMeister (Post 18132097)
Animal
Noun: A living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli.

Fatfoo is that you ??? :winkwink:

marketsmart 05-12-2011 02:00 PM

i'm writing a country song about this called...

"Get Me On The First Greyhound Out Of Florida"






.

barcodes 05-12-2011 02:02 PM


Quentin 05-12-2011 02:11 PM

It's a funny notion, but alas, an incorrect one.

As (Loyola) law professor Rick Hasen explained on ElectionLawBlog.org:

Quote:

The problem with this interpretation is that the statute itself explicitly distinguishes between "persons" and "animals," prohibiting sex acts between the two groups. A court facing a question of interpreting the statute would almost certainly read the statute's use of the term "animals" as "non-human animals," both to avoid absurdity and to conform with (1) the intent of the drafters; (2) the purpose of the statute; and (3) a commonly used (if scientifically inaccurate) understanding of the term "animal" to exclude humans.
True, the legislature should have provided a statutory definition of 'animal' to make it absolutely clear how they were using the word in the statute, but I suspect Hasen is correct in his analysis. ;-)

PussyMeister 05-12-2011 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Quentin (Post 18132214)
It's a funny notion, but alas, an incorrect one.

As (Loyola) law professor Rick Hasen explained on ElectionLawBlog.org:



True, the legislature should have provided a statutory definition of 'animal' to make it absolutely clear how they were using the word in the statute, but I suspect Hasen is correct in his analysis. ;-)

:D

I'm relieved...one of my favorite vacation places, and it just wouldn't be the same without sex. I guess they have trouble in Florida with people fucking animals, eh? (the non-human kind that is).

L-Pink 05-12-2011 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 18132162)
i'm writing a country song about this called...

"Get Me On The First Greyhound Out Of Florida"
.

That's pretty funny, but ..... Since I live in Tampa I need your valued advise. The law says" prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal" ... now suppose I happen to be at a bar that has a glory-hole. How am i to know who/what is on the other side? Have I found a loophole?

Please let me know asap, tomorrow is Friday night.


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