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Internet User 06-14-2011 02:00 AM

Somebody gave me a oscilloscope
 
What kinda cool stuff can I do with it?

kane 06-14-2011 02:36 AM

Not much unless you are into component level electronic repair or testing. Some of those things are worth a lot of money. Maybe sell it and buy something you can have fun with.

calvinawe 06-14-2011 03:22 AM

the first "video game" were 2 dudes in the army playing a really backwards version of Pong on an oscilloscope, so if you're into oldschool gaming... :)

scarlettcontent 06-14-2011 06:26 AM

I have a couple of scopes, what model is yours? you can look at alternating current if it tickles you.

marketsmart 06-14-2011 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Internet User (Post 18214569)
What kinda cool stuff can I do with it?

you could shove it up your fucking ass while you eat a ham sandwich...

i hope you like ham...






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Internet User 06-14-2011 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by scarlettcontent (Post 18214875)
I have a couple of scopes, what model is yours? you can look at alternating current if it tickles you.

It says Techtronx dsa70804 on the front. It's got lots of knobs and switches. Maybe I can build me a rocket ship and go to the moon.

woj 06-14-2011 08:05 AM

Hook up a mic to it... other than that I don't see many other cool uses for it...

Internet User 06-14-2011 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by woj (Post 18215104)
Hook up a mic to it... other than that I don't see many other cool uses for it...

We used to fuck around with those things in Physics Club. It was lots of fun to make the wave patterns, but I'm goddamned if I ever knew what I was doing.

scarlettcontent 06-14-2011 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Internet User (Post 18215055)
It says Techtronx dsa70804 on the front. It's got lots of knobs and switches. Maybe I can build me a rocket ship and go to the moon.

you wanna sell it? if so send me an email :thumbsup

Vendzilla 06-14-2011 09:24 AM

pop out the guts and turn it into a fish tank. I used on in the Navy for testing and calibration

Internet User 06-14-2011 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by scarlettcontent (Post 18215164)
you wanna sell it? if so send me an email :thumbsup

i don't know what the hell to do with it, so why not.

what city are you in? not sure how to arrange the delivery. that thing is heavy.

x-bob 06-14-2011 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Internet User (Post 18215055)
It says Techtronx dsa70804 on the front. It's got lots of knobs and switches. Maybe I can build me a rocket ship and go to the moon.


It's unlikely that someone gave you one of those.

Adulter 06-14-2011 09:41 AM

I want to buy it from you.
How can i contact you?

Internet User 06-14-2011 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by x-bob (Post 18215292)
It's unlikely that someone gave you one of those.

huh? why?

:helpme

WaylandS 06-14-2011 09:44 AM

...I wouldn't be opposed too buying it, either. [email protected]

x-bob 06-14-2011 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Internet User (Post 18215317)
huh? why?

:helpme

Because that's a $100k item. Where did you steal it from?

scarlettcontent 06-14-2011 10:52 AM

name your price , been looking for one of those for a while, I need the 8ghz for a new spread spectrum project.

my email address is in the sig

thx

scarlettcontent 06-14-2011 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Internet User (Post 18215279)
i don't know what the hell to do with it, so why not.

what city are you in? not sure how to arrange the delivery. that thing is heavy.

send me an email with your price to scarlettcontent1 at gmail dot com :thumbsup

WarChild 06-14-2011 11:13 AM

You been trolled.

Internet User 06-14-2011 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by x-bob (Post 18215344)
Because that's a $100k item. Where did you steal it from?

HOLY SHIT, you're right! I just googled it.

:eek2

I had no idea it was worth that kinda money. I did some house work for this old woman neighbor . When it came time to collect, she was piddling around in the garage. She paid me and then asked me if I wanted it. It belonged to her husband who died about 6 months ago. She had no freaking idea what it was worth. Neither did I.

Fuck, I feel like I just hit the lottery.

critical 06-14-2011 12:48 PM

I bet you her husband was a ham radio operator.
I am a ham radio operator and that kind of scope
is great for microwave work and high frequency stuff.

Really the right thing to do is notify her of what she
was not aware of. Otherwise someone in her family may
bring it up and she may find out on her own.

Sell it and split the money with her?

cooldude7 06-14-2011 01:06 PM

i dont understand a shit ,,
this thread needs some nude pics.....

x-bob 06-14-2011 02:17 PM

plug it in. If it powers up, you can sell this shit all day long on Ebay as "tested" and you will be rich

2MuchMark 06-14-2011 05:09 PM

You're all gay. I made an oscilloscope when I was 10 years old. I took the coil off of the picture tube of an old TV but didn't disconnect it. I then slid a second coil on to the picture tube. I then connected the vertical coil to the left channel of a stereo, and the horizontal coil to the right channel of a stereo.

Result? Cool dancing, wiggling, circular and other shaped real-time 2 dimensional waves moving in sync to music. Here's what it looked like.



God damn I'm smart.

JFK 06-14-2011 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Internet User (Post 18215571)
HOLY SHIT, you're right! I just googled it.

:eek2

I had no idea it was worth that kinda money. I did some house work for this old woman neighbor . When it came time to collect, she was piddling around in the garage. She paid me and then asked me if I wanted it. It belonged to her husband who died about 6 months ago. She had no freaking idea what it was worth. Neither did I.

Fuck, I feel like I just hit the lottery.

Good for you , congrats:thumbsup

PiffStenis 06-14-2011 05:52 PM

Get a couple of signal generators and make lissajou figures


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