Hefner's Revenge - I'm Altering Crystal's Cover
 

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Hugh Hefner is finally taking action in his unexpected break-up with Crystal Harris - defacing her Playboy cover with a giant red sticker that reads, "Runaway Bride."

Before Crystal called off the wedding ... just days before their wedding ... Hefner had already agreed to give her the July cover with the headline, "Mrs. Crystal Hefner."

Box loads of magazines have already been shipped without the sticker - but Hefner insists the big, red mark WILL appear on newsstands.

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By TMZ

this is not just another PR stunt, no way :P

I would have had a red sticker with "dirty nasty lying whore" on it.

at his age..if he even gets to tap it a few times..he is a lucky man

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If he didn't see it coming he's a bit daft.

Surprised the sticker wasn't covering anything else that had been written.

Hahaha sticker should of said. I woke up form playboy lalaland dream and decided to have a life and a future ;-)))

This entire thing was pure PR from the start. The only reason she was marrying him was because they paid her some cash. It was a sham - in fact, I'm guessing from the start that they weren't going to go through with it.

Last night on the news I heard she decided not not to go through with the marriage because she wanted a "raise on her allowance". Say what?

fail...........

Fuck that hooker!!! She knew what she was getting into and then she pulls this last minute bullshit.


If I were a wedding guest who came in from out of town, I would have been way pist off!!

Super Fail, but very funny

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh thats awesome.

She is another lame ass gold digging whore nothing more.

heh heh that's one way to look at it. I look at it this way. I have heard of Hugh... she is who now? She was the one with the lucky streak that she just messed up :2 cents:

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Call it a case of really bad timing

Should be the best seller of 2011

If this was a stunt for her career or whatever it is, I really think she's going to find that it failed and she's disliked for ditching out on Hef in the 11th hour. Did she pack up and move out of the mansion or what?

Great use of a sticker on the cover though! It's going to sell great.

:playboy :pimp

He is waaayyy too nice about this

I wouldn't be surprised if Hef/playboy got a piece of her record sales or have her signed to some sort of long term reality contract

stupid bitches, I blame the bleach

A side benefit? Guys have a new excuse as to why their Playboy is sticky.

Dude is going broke. Had to sell off assets. Hope he still lives pimp until his demise.

She learned how to read the prenup

Who could have guessed that the mastermind behind the world?s most well-known dirty mag could be such a class act?

Red sticker should say "I tapped this ass, bigtime!"

ummm, she's not a runaway bride - she never married him. she's a runaway golddigger

Cant turn a ho into a housewife...

This has been a pretty good publicity stunt to bring Playboy back in the media

I hear Shannon Simmons is available... Maybe he wants to fuck the same girl twice?

Umm, no. If they were married she'd be a runaway wife.

Bride (noun) - a newly married woman or a woman about to be married.

Runaway bride is a common term for a woman that leaves her husband at the altar. :2 cents:

guy looks like a smelly slipper. who cares ...

I thought all his Marriages were PR stunts.

Pure Hollywood PR stunt:thumbsup

I bet people are out looking for Playboy mags without the sticker to sell on ebay.
http://cgi.ebay.com/PLAYBOY-Crystal-...t_1 109wt_178

True. If you try to make a whore into a housewife you are an idiot.

So if u have an issue without the sticker is that worth money in the future?

...or "I hit this... and NOW so could you!" :2 cents:

who is whoring who?
playboy trying to imitate whatever is selling

This is starting to reek of fake drama

clever :)

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Not only is Hugh Hefner recovering from being left by Crystal Harris, but he?s also picking up the bill. Reports are estimating that the wedding most likely cost at least $250,000, much of which cannot be refunded.