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$5 submissions 06-19-2011 01:22 PM

Japanese synthesize MEAT out of HUMAN FECES
 
The logic here: human population soars, waste piles up, food becomes scarce... SO why not turn waste into FOOD?

Yet another reason I'm happy to be a vegetarian :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

READ ABOUT THIS DISCOVERY AND PROCESS: http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrend...meatoutoffeces

seeandsee 06-19-2011 01:32 PM

this shit is scary, are they out of their fucking minds

Si 06-19-2011 01:42 PM

I'm not eating that Shit!

CurrentlySober 06-19-2011 01:43 PM

adapt or die!

Si 06-19-2011 01:48 PM

You know what?

If your reason to turn shit into food is because of green house gasses created by food packaging and transport.

Why not spend your time trying invent cleaner energy and transport?

Rather than an excrement expirement.

mavruda 06-19-2011 01:52 PM

crazy genius japanese....

19teenporn 06-19-2011 01:54 PM

Holy fuck!
Now im gonna think about it everytime i eat a steak!

Redrob 06-19-2011 02:01 PM

Soylent Brown all over......

L-Pink 06-19-2011 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18226407)
adapt or die!

:1orglaugh

u-Bob 06-19-2011 02:05 PM

You could move the entire world's population to France and France would still have a population density that is lower than that of any major Japanese city... So I'm not really worried about running out of place to grow food :)

cooldude7 06-19-2011 02:08 PM

yikes....

u-Bob 06-19-2011 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18226407)
adapt or die!

might be a good idea to start stockpiling shit :winkwink:

mchacal 06-19-2011 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18226407)
adapt or die!

Something tells me you love this thread

DaddyHalbucks 06-19-2011 02:15 PM

Sounds yummy!

DWB 06-19-2011 02:55 PM

They all eat poo anyway don't they?

Sly 06-19-2011 02:57 PM

Taco Bell has already shown interest.

CaptainHowdy 06-19-2011 03:03 PM

Money, gold, poo ... it's all the same.

Klen 06-19-2011 03:14 PM

nothing unusual,if we already drink coffe made out of cat poo then this is next logical step lol

Seth Manson 06-19-2011 03:15 PM

McDonalds has been doing it for decades

VikingMan 06-19-2011 03:15 PM

I'll have the turd burger please!!!!!!!!!

AnimeFevers 06-19-2011 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18226407)
adapt or die!

Was this your idea?

NaughtyRob 06-19-2011 04:34 PM

On the front of the fridge before he opens up it says "Shit Burger"
LOLOLOL

brassmonkey 06-19-2011 04:36 PM

eat shit!!

$5 submissions 06-19-2011 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 18226521)
Taco Bell has already shown interest.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Best response yet.

Captain Kawaii 06-19-2011 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 18226521)
Taco Bell has already shown interest.

LMFAO....Good one.

Idea for new restaurant.
An Australian/Japanese partnership...
Australians are turning urine into drinking water and Japanese poo into meat...
Oh, wait McDonald's already there....and sounds like Taco Bell is going to compete....lol

suesheboy 06-19-2011 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 18226521)
Taco Bell has already shown interest.

Best line of 2011 so far.:thumbsup:thumbsup

rowan 06-19-2011 06:17 PM

This concept is not new - I remember seeing a story on a show called Beyond 2000 which mentioned that the Japanese had made hamburgers out of poop. This was in the 1980s...

Still makes my stomach churn.

livexxx 06-19-2011 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 18226385)
Yet another reason I'm happy to be a vegetarian :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Wouldnt that mean though you would not have anything to eat and would therefore starve to death?

Sly 06-19-2011 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 18226756)
This concept is not new - I remember seeing a story on a show called Beyond 2000 which mentioned that the Japanese had made hamburgers out of poop. This was in the 1980s...

Still makes my stomach churn.

I remember watching that when I was a kid, Discovery channel. Cool show.

bronco67 06-19-2011 07:02 PM

I won't eat that radioactive shit....

F-U-Jimmy 06-19-2011 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrob (Post 18226426)
Soylent Brown all over......

Good Green film :thumbsup

F-U-Jimmy 06-19-2011 07:10 PM

I like Poo :1orglaugh

$5 submissions 06-19-2011 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by livexxx (Post 18226767)
Wouldnt that mean though you would not have anything to eat and would therefore starve to death?

Nah, not gonna starve. I'll just compost the waste first then pile it on plants and eat the fruit of the plants.:thumbsup

Vjo 06-19-2011 07:54 PM

Japanese are so strange. The shit they will eat. (no pun intended)

I have finally heard it all.

blackmonsters 06-19-2011 07:56 PM

LOL!

Holy shit.

brassmonkey 06-19-2011 08:20 PM

you are what you eat? :helpme :Oh crap i guess it would be gold to find a whole peanut in your steak :1orglaugh

PromoterX 06-20-2011 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18226407)
adapt or die!

No no.. the proper term will be:

Eat shit or die. :thumbsup

Mutt 06-20-2011 01:28 AM

a lot of our favorite junk foods and even gourmet foods aren't made from much better but no way will people be able to get past the fact it began as feces no matter what it tastes like.

Customer: Miss, I'm not happy with this burger. To be honest, it tastes like shit. What the heck is in it?
Waitress: Shit.
Customer: Yes it tastes like shit, I just said that. What on earth did they put in it?
Waitress: It's shit, I know.
Customer: WTF? I know it tastes like shit, all I'm asking is WHY does it taste like shit? Get me the manager.
Manager: Sir, what's the problem? How may I help you?
Customer: There's something wrong with this burger I ordered. It tastes like pure shit!
Manager: Technically that's incorrect, it's 95% pure shit, we add other ingredients and of course there are binding agents and flavor enhancers. But yes it is pure shit.

Coup 06-20-2011 01:48 AM

eat shit or die

eroticsexxx 06-20-2011 02:17 AM

The label on the lab fridge in the video says "Shit Burger"

*Lulz*

Fob 06-20-2011 02:24 AM

i am so craving for a shit burger with a cup of urine right now...

JFK 06-20-2011 02:24 AM

I'm gonna start manufacturing some primo shit, for all the gourmand's out there....be right back :Oh crap

Oracle Porn 06-20-2011 02:52 AM

It will be soon featured in your local mcds as %100 natural

u-Bob 06-20-2011 02:55 AM

glow in the dark hamburgers :)

calvinawe 06-20-2011 03:01 AM


rowan 06-20-2011 03:53 AM

LOL at him going on about the possible meaning of the "TWO" in the watermark... uh, it's literally referring to the number 2, it's the watermark for SBS 2 in Australia.


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