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Max Potential 06-23-2011 09:45 AM

Man building full-scale Noah's ark
 
After a nightmare, Johan Huibers constructs a ship four stories tall and as long as a football field.

http://l1.yimg.com/a/i/ww/news/2011/06/23/ark-main.jpg

An hour outside of Amsterdam in Dordrecht, Netherlands, a ship is under construction. But this ain't your typical sailboat, bub. Johan Huibers is building a full-scale replica of Noah's ark.

Yes, that Noah's ark. And Johan, an expert builder, isn't skimping on the details. The ship, which he's been constructing for the past three years, is built to biblical specs. Johan culled information on the ark's size and shape directly from the good book. In the end, the ship is four stories high and the length of a football field. And yes, it's seaworthy.

The result is an incredibly impressive ship, especially considering it was realized simply by a man with a dream--or, perhaps, a nightmare. According to an interview with NBC's "The Today Show," Johan dreamt that Holland suffered a great flood. The next morning, he woke up determined to start preparing for that worst-case scenario.

The ship, which is not to be confused with the theme park in Kentucky that also honors Noah's ark, is generating a lot of interest in the search box. Over the past 24 hours, online lookups for "noah's ark photos" and "noah's ark real ship" have surged.

As for the craft proper, it's not complete yet, but it's getting close. The master plan is to sail the ship up the Thames in time for the London Olympics next year. Expect to see plenty of life-size plastic animals aboard (two of each type, of course).

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot...life-noahs-ark

MaDalton 06-23-2011 09:47 AM

the way it's raining outside I could use one...

(and the guy had too many mushrooms i guess)

Verbal 06-23-2011 09:52 AM

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

dallasnovelty 06-23-2011 09:56 AM

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Max Potential 06-23-2011 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbal (Post 18235462)
There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

I've always been quite fond of the Dutch, legal weed and prostitution :thumbsup
Plus those water taxis sure are fun to float around in over there in Amsterdam!

Verbal 06-23-2011 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Potential (Post 18235475)
I've always been quite fond of the Dutch, legal weed and prostitution :thumbsup
Plus those water taxis sure are fun to float around in over there in Amsterdam!

Yeah me too ... according to my passport I am a Dutchie

NickB. 06-23-2011 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Potential (Post 18235451)
After a nightmare, Johan Huibers constructs a ship four stories tall and as long as a football field.

http://l1.yimg.com/a/i/ww/news/2011/06/23/ark-main.jpg

An hour outside of Amsterdam in Dordrecht, Netherlands, a ship is under construction. But this ain't your typical sailboat, bub. Johan Huibers is building a full-scale replica of Noah's ark.

Yes, that Noah's ark. And Johan, an expert builder, isn't skimping on the details. The ship, which he's been constructing for the past three years, is built to biblical specs. Johan culled information on the ark's size and shape directly from the good book. In the end, the ship is four stories high and the length of a football field. And yes, it's seaworthy.

The result is an incredibly impressive ship, especially considering it was realized simply by a man with a dream--or, perhaps, a nightmare. According to an interview with NBC's "The Today Show," Johan dreamt that Holland suffered a great flood. The next morning, he woke up determined to start preparing for that worst-case scenario.

The ship, which is not to be confused with the theme park in Kentucky that also honors Noah's ark, is generating a lot of interest in the search box. Over the past 24 hours, online lookups for "noah's ark photos" and "noah's ark real ship" have surged.

As for the craft proper, it's not complete yet, but it's getting close. The master plan is to sail the ship up the Thames in time for the London Olympics next year. Expect to see plenty of life-size plastic animals aboard (two of each type, of course).

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot...life-noahs-ark


I guess the dutch have some seriously quality crack lmao

brassmonkey 06-23-2011 10:24 AM

not trying to be a dick, but isnt it just an ark? wonder why he's saying he's building a noah's ark lol! maybe that's the article writers words :)

scarlettcontent 06-23-2011 10:27 AM

he will need in 2012 or 2017

JamesGw 06-23-2011 10:27 AM

That's actually pretty awesome.

grumpy 06-23-2011 10:59 AM

the guy is an idiot, an idiote with skills, thats for sutre.

alias 06-23-2011 11:06 AM

Might be useful, laugh now.. .

GatorB 06-23-2011 11:13 AM

And anyone with common sense can tell that that ark is smaller than even the smallest zoo and therfore it would be IMPOSSIBLE for Noah to have had 2 of each animal on there since even the largest zoo can't have 2 of each animal.

Sly 06-23-2011 11:44 AM

Noah's Ark is in Wisconsin. Is there another one in Kentucky?

Sly 06-23-2011 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18235551)
not trying to be a dick, but isnt it just an ark? wonder why he's saying he's building a noah's ark lol! maybe that's the article writers words :)

Because he is building it using the specs from the Bible?

bloggerz 06-23-2011 11:49 AM

whatever floats your boat

gmr324 06-23-2011 03:04 PM

that must have been one hellish nightmare he had

Zuzana Designs 06-23-2011 03:08 PM

That thing is massive. I'm in Tennessee right now and we may need an ark pretty soon to get out of here. It has been raining every day since I got here. I feel like I'm in Seattle.

vsex 06-23-2011 03:13 PM

wonder if he bothered to install any power and steering capabilities. I don't remember those specs in the bible.........

DWB 06-23-2011 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbal (Post 18235462)
There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

Nothing could be my father from the truth.

DWB 06-23-2011 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 18235670)
Might be useful, laugh now.. .

Indeed.

Ask anyone around the world who's lived through a devastating flood if they would have liked to have an ark at the time. :2 cents:

$5 submissions 06-23-2011 04:05 PM

Whatever floats his boat (pun intended)

SZNY 06-23-2011 04:14 PM

I'm Dutch but this dude is wacko, what an idiot :D

thickcash_amo 06-23-2011 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbal (Post 18235462)
There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

HAHA :1orglaugh that one seriously made me laugh out loud

InfoGuy 06-23-2011 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Potential (Post 18235451)
The ship, which he's been constructing for the past three years, is built to biblical specs. Johan culled information on the ark's size and shape directly from the good book. In the end, the ship is four stories high and the length of a football field.[/url]

People played football 2000 years ago?

TheSquealer 06-23-2011 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 18235685)
And anyone with common sense can tell that that ark is smaller than even the smallest zoo and therfore it would be IMPOSSIBLE for Noah to have had 2 of each animal on there since even the largest zoo can't have 2 of each animal.

I love that you're so impossibly stupid that you not only stopped your day to reason your way through this little puzzle, but then also decided to announce your conclusion to the community.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Major (Tom) 06-23-2011 07:36 PM

A modern day lead zeppelin
Duke

Jakez 06-24-2011 12:04 AM

I've never had a 'nightmare', or I have but I just considered it just another dream.. I guess I need to wake up gasping for air one night sweating after someone broke in my house, turned the heat to the max, waited an hour or so, and then tried suffocating me with a pillow, in order to have a nightmare.

Oh yeah the ark is cool.


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