Need advise on my new pet (pic) :(
 

So I bought this new pet with the promise it would be always cheerful and ready to play as long as it's taken care of with massages, caressing and maybe some soft mild strokes, but it seems I don't know how to take care of it and it looks kinda sad and down. I asked my wife since she has more expertise on the subject, but nothing, still looking like you can see in the pic. Any advice?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LbccUVbSRd...ck+1+-+DRB.jpg

I'd like my pet to look like this guy's one, no wonder he looks so proud and happy! :)

http://www.dec.state.ak.us/EH/images/lab/geoduck.jpeg

http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/geoduck.jpg

ADG

Damn, they're not black either .....

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I bought it from Juicy, maybe it's just stressed and old :(

Probably needs some Viagra. I'm sure Sally Rand can give you some of his, as it did wonders for his man clit

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/j...racy-clark.jpg

stroke it a few times and it will be right as rain

The chicks will dig it

what the fuck is that? :S

wtf??? new gremlin?

Strange fellow.

What he said :2 cents::1orglaugh

Name him slinky.

Looks like a shot from a gay tube site.

wtf is that ???

never seen one b4.,

Failed pets make great meals. You've got a feast on your hands.

:D

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

This gives new meaning to the phrase "fuck a duck".

Harvey I am ashamed for you - I heard you were legendary when it came to pumping up poultry. Where's that disgust emotacon?

why would you buy a 100 year old pet?

:party-smi