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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-06-2011 01:45 PM
WARNING: Explosive Implants
 
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The Transportation Security Administration warns airlines and foreign security agencies that terrorists might try to surgically implant bombs in their bodies as a way to evade security.

White House spokesman Jay Carney said the intelligence that led to the warning "does not relate to an imminent or specific threat." But the TSA urges foreign security agencies to ramp up security in response.

"As a precaution, passengers flying from international locations to U.S. destinations may notice additional security measures in place," TSA spokesman Nicholas Kimball said. "Measures may include interaction with passengers, in addition to the use of other screening methods such as pat-downs and the use of enhanced tools and technologies."
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Coming Soon: The Airline industry plan to institute a new "Foreplay Fee". :upsidedow

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ottopottomouse 07-06-2011 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 18264611)
TSA spokesman Nicholas Kimball said. "Measures may include interaction with passengers
They just want an excuse to molest people.

Si 07-06-2011 02:01 PM
I hear all airports have been buying t-shirt websites stocks of all shirts with slogans such as "boob inspector" and will be issuing them to employees as part of the uniform very soon.

MaDalton 07-06-2011 02:23 PM
so all implants over 100 ml have to be removed?

seeandsee 07-06-2011 02:27 PM
so their evil plan will make us like test subjects. super cool

Scott McD 07-06-2011 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 18264611)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JamesGw 07-06-2011 02:34 PM
This is getting ridiculous.

_Richard_ 07-06-2011 02:39 PM
i want to make a joke aobut some sort of penis implant next

but i now believe that would be very foolish.

ottopottomouse 07-06-2011 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 18264724)
i want to make a joke aobut some sort of penis implant next

but i now believe that would be very foolish.
Where would you like it 'implanted'?

BFT3K 07-06-2011 03:18 PM
This may sound a bit off the wall, but if the TSA is going to test and x-ray everyone to this extent, why not merge these procedures with health tests? Blood and cancer screening with your pat-down?

It may not be so crazy...

harvey 07-06-2011 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 18264611)
so which choice is Spinal Tap's drummer going to take? :helpme

TheSquealer 07-06-2011 03:29 PM
Obviously terrorists don't exist and aren't trying to blow up planes anyway they can.

officemike 07-06-2011 03:55 PM
They had considered anal implants, but their heads are up there.

Adam X 07-06-2011 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by JamesGw (Post 18264706)
This is getting ridiculous.

to say the least!

great post.. saw that on yahoo but these pics are better..

_Richard_ 07-06-2011 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18264748)
Where would you like it 'implanted'?
that's good! haha i was making a gay joke!

phew.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-06-2011 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by harvey (Post 18264831)

So which choice is Spinal Tap's drummer going to take? :helpme
Good keen observation, although I think he died in a tragic drumming accident a few years back, so that would make it a moot point in that case, wouldn't it?

FYI, Spinal Tap is my favorite band. :Oh crap



:stoned

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Jman 07-06-2011 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 18264724)
i want to make a joke aobut some sort of penis implant next

but i now believe that would be very foolish.
Just take a viagra before you go to US... They will think you have a WMD in your pants.

Man I am sooo asking for the patdown next time the opportunity comes... I'll grunt and moan while they frisk me :1orglaugh

georgeyw 07-06-2011 04:43 PM
What is it actually like to go through a US airport these days?

IllTestYourGirls 07-06-2011 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 18265079)
What is it actually like to go through a US airport these days?
Bad. They felt up my 2 year old. I have not flown since and I will never fly again. And that was a few years BEFORE all this other bullshit.

MrMaxwell 07-06-2011 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 18265079)
What is it actually like to go through a US airport these days?

B.Barnato 07-06-2011 05:02 PM
Dear Americans, enjoy your freedom.

Old Europe is watching with envy.

TheSquealer 07-06-2011 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18265110)
Dear Americans, enjoy your freedom.

Old Europe is watching with envy.
Dear Europeans,

Americans don't give a fuck what you think about what happens in the US AND, stop pretending like you don't have laws or stringent airport security.

Kthnxbai!
America

MrMaxwell 07-06-2011 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18265110)
Dear Americans, enjoy your freedom.

Old Europe is watching with envy.
We may get some freedom back, some day, you know... and we still have some really good freedoms left.. sad that is the most we can really say for it, and we're losing most of what is left, now :(

Socks 07-06-2011 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18265116)
Dear Europeans,

Americans don't give a fuck what you think about what happens in the US AND, stop pretending like you don't have laws or stringent airport security.

Kthnxbai!
America
I've smoked a blunt PAST security INSIDE the Amsterdam Airport, in the middle of an aisle, sitting at a table drinking a beer.

georgeyw 07-06-2011 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 18265099)
No seriously, i'll be at LAX and Fortworth in a few months and not real keen on being touched up or microwaved.

Elli 07-06-2011 06:15 PM
How microwaved are those TSA agents getting as they stand beside those machines all day?

IllTestYourGirls 07-06-2011 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Elli (Post 18265256)
How microwaved are those TSA agents getting as they stand beside those machines all day?
They are getting cancer

http://healthland.time.com/2011/06/3...agents-cancer/


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