How to help my woman not be so uptight about having a housebitch?
 

I've been with several bi broads, and I am fairly certain that she is... anyway, it needs to come out so that she won't be so uptight about having a housebitch

Either way that or just help her to get past being so uptight about it
I don't even care if she has a pool boy

Would be less work anyway, then, I can hardly keep up with this woman - she is an animal - and I have done a lot of drinking/smoking in my life. I am old and tired. I've been laying some pretty good pipe lately, but god damn

I wasn't use to fucking at all so I had a breakin time before I started lasting a long time and everything.. but now that I am, I end up almost having a heart episode when it is over every time :helpme

slip her some roofies

Pure genius - why didn't I think of that one
Pure fucking genius :Oh crap

Now you know why Juicy commands the high-end consulting fees he does.

Christ let me hire the guy to be my life coach before he's all booked up

if u cant get roofies then slip her 2 Benadryls that will shut her up for awhile

You bitch about her a lot. Maybe you should trade her in.

We are all happy for you.

Btw, why don't all men who own homes get issued a housebitch? Would that not be cool? Like a government program. Would certainly incentivise growth, economic and... otherwise.

Anyone know how to submit a bill?

that is usually the best answer regardless of the question :thumbsup

Get on a fitness program, so you can keep up.

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