What to get wife for 12th wedding anniversary?
 

Seriously, my wife puts up with all of my shit AND never says no to me.... What should I get her after 12 years of marriage?

A mustang ofcourse

Jewelry and 2 latin gigolos

I thought you'd been married way longer than 12 years!

A spa day :thumbsup

buy her a paint ball gun and a target with a card saying 'good for 50 free shots aimed at my butt'

give a gift that keeps on giving

That's part of the problem. I sold my Mustang Cobra and replaced it with a Jaguar. She's not too happy because all of her life she's always wanted a Jag.....

Married for 12, but together for like 18 or so. I was in no hurry to take the plunge.

12th anniversary gifts can be Silk...

Maybe they were thinkin nighty or some lingerie. :thumbsup

give her the Jag and get yourself something else

Divorce papers are always a surprise ...

Whatever she wants is what it sounds like you're willing to give. She must have dropped some hints besides a Jag of her own.

Yeah, I'd go with Divorce Papers, get yourself a younger chick.

Give her the Jag and get yourself a more manly car :thumbsup

this ^^^

you make me laugh every single day.....i think i'm in like with you

:Oh crap

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dang 12 years and she hasn't killed you yet :winkwink:

damn your cold :1orglaugh

do a get away, some place other than a show, Napa is close, do a bed and breakfast. My dad does that a couple times a year.

Ok gift card at the your mechanic then..

PS congrats on 12 years.

I would suggest a getway and you could wear a nice silk thong on the first night.

Silk is the 12 years gift

Roc, get her one of these so-called 'housebitches' I've heard so much about.

You know, to help out with the housework, chores, etc.

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She'll love you for it.

go down on her

Diamonds are always a girls best friend!!

Yeah, like she doesn't have one of those already...

That might be an idea really....

Then you get her a second one, for the matched set.


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Jeez man do I have to do ALL your thinking for you? :winkwink:

Make her something. Something that reflects your last 12 years together.

Eva and I do that for each other and it's the best gift of all.

Money can't show love as much as actually creating something for her.

foreplay.

First, something goes badly wrong... we just lost a fortune on this deal, or my mother is real sick, whatever it is (come up with a something that will be a big crisis) and then it is I need you to take care of ______ while I am away.. because you're the only one I can trust with _____.... Then, when she goes to take care of ______ you're waiting there with a huge surprise, or there's a car waiting to take her to the huge surprise or whatever else (that's up to you)