A porn star who will make you laugh.
 

If you're in London try to catch this.

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Location Leicester Square Theatre, 6 Leicester Square
Created by: Benjamin Dover
More info Ben will be appearing in the naughtiest and rudest comedy show in town this Saturday. Tickets are just £10 and can be purchased directly from the theatre at

http://leicestersquarethea​tre...6511484/events

Is he funny in real life?

Ive met him a couple of times and he didn't come across as funny and he recently did a program about becoming a mainstream actor and again didn't come across as funny.

Not saying he isn't, but have you experienced him being funny?




Oh and is he bringing his green duck with him to the show?

He's touring solo, without his partner Phil McKrackin?

That's just wrong.

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why would you pay to listen to him?

is this his latest thing, he was trying to be a pop star, then a tv star, now is it stand up?

ps.

his son is in outnumbered:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyger_Drew-Honey

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Thanks Adam, this one works.

John I've known Lyndsay a long time and yes he can be funny,. He's a legend in porn.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Dover

This is the man in action. IMO the best ever Gonzo man. Well him of Stagliano.

http://www.lindsayhoney.com/

There's no money in porn. :1orglaugh

Watch it all the way through.

He might give you some insight into how to shoot porn, talk to models, be funny, look like a success, look human. so many things you could learn and all for a tenner. :thumbsup :1orglaugh

"whew...I just flew in from Chicago and boy is my cock tired...

...what's the deal with gangbangs?"

I would love to see him. Sounds like it would be funny.

You should see the realtor in Atlanta, GA, named Ben Dover...LOL!
I am not kidding, either...and the BEST part is, he's the top realtor in a county just south of ATL, called BUTTS COUNTY...
NO, I am not making this up, as unreal as it seems!
http://www.doverrealty.com/agents.html

Did you see this? http://www.lindsayhoney.com/

The funniest line IMO was when he described being at the porn awards saying. We're all clapping this guy whose wife just won a porn award. Thinking Yes mate she just won an award for shagging 250 blokes!! :1orglaugh

Roughly.

OMG that is so funny. I can't stop laughing long enough to catch my breath. If I don't post tomorrow it means I died from laughter.

So this porn star walks into a bar with a duck and steps up, orders a couple of drinks... then a couple more... and a few more... some more... the porn star and the duck and throwing them back, drinking like a couple of irishmen at a wake on St. Patty's, the bartender pulls the porn star aside - asks him if he is trying to get the duck drunk so he can fuck it later...

Porn star looks at him and says...

No sirreee, that duck is only gay for pay.





That's right folks... I'll be here all week. Be sure to ask Bernie at the bar to make it a double. Then come right back and I promise these jokes will be twice as funny...

A super busty porn star with huge crazy ass fake titties, a priest, and the President are all on a plane when the pilot has a heart attack and hits his head on the instrument panel, destroying it so there is zero way to land the plane. It is sure as shit running out of precious fuel and the situation is becoming dire.

Luckily there is a parchute.

Unfortunately, only two people will be able to make use of it due to the weight and type of harness.

The priest says he will go down with the plane and graciously offers to sacrifice his own life to save the others.

The President says no sir, thank you, you will not have to make that sacrifice to God today, praise the Lord, for I am the President of the United States and I will do my best to, in the words of the great John F. Kennedy, ask not what my country can do for me but what I can do for my country...

The porn star tells them to go ahead and take the parachute.

"I'll be fine" she says.
"My doctor told me nothing can happen to me until my boob job is paid off."




Thank you, thank you... if you ask your waitress for another five drinks and flirt with her and tip her like you just won the lottery then she might go home with you...

But if not then I assure you that your beer goggles will be working perfectly.

What do you get when you cross a porn star with a baloney sandwich?

Do you know? Do you know? Do you really want to know?



Ok...

A new niche fetish.



Is this thing on? Hello? If you can hear me out there then let me tell you about the time the porn star took some crickets to work...

That is FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!11oneone

What comedy genius!

A pornstar that might make "YOU" laugh...but not me.

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Some will enjoy his speech.

What's the best thing about fucking twenty eight year olds?


There are twenty of them.

Some will. He's done well out of porn. Offline porn as well. Who would of guessed? :1orglaugh

Damian should go see him, might give him some good jokes to liven up his cheesy act.

I can just see Damian tripping out some of his one liners at a wedding. :1orglaugh