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pornguy 07-27-2011 08:14 AM

Great work at the Canada US border. Drugdealer stopped and arrested!
 
Well thats how it all started out anyway.

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2011/07...ust_reloaded=1

" he guards, with the Canada Border Services Agency, then searched her minivan and found a canning jar containing a dark liquid.

A cursory test of the liquid convinced guards it was the illicit drug and Goodin, who was heading to Canada to play bingo and visit her daughters, instead found herself heading to jail.

She was handcuffed, arrested and charged with possession of a drug for the purpose of trafficking as well as importing a controlled substance. "



Wow.

Agent 488 07-27-2011 08:16 AM

those bingo ladies are crafty.

Sly 07-27-2011 08:20 AM

Why would a proper test take 12 days? Temporary detention during further investigation, okay, sure... 12 days?

pornguy 07-27-2011 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18311012)
those bingo ladies are crafty.

Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.

L-Pink 07-27-2011 08:21 AM

So I'm driving around with a crankcase full of heroin? How does a "trained" boarder/customs agent make that mistake? And didn't any of his fellow officers know either?

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Quagmire 07-27-2011 08:27 AM

Quote:

A cursory test of the liquid convinced guards it was the illicit drug and Goodin, who was heading to Canada to play bingo and visit her daughters, instead found herself heading to jail.
Officer 1: "What is that?"
Officer 2: "Brown stuff in a jar."
Officer 1: "Hey you're right, it is brown stuff in a jar. That must be heroin!"

marketsmart 07-27-2011 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18311030)
So I'm driving around with a crankcase full of heroin? How does a "trained" boarder/customs agent make that mistake? And didn't any of his fellow officers know either?

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they were in Manitoba... If you think Canadians are stupid, go to Manitoba...

i think Canada send all their retards to live there... :2 cents:




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L-Pink 07-27-2011 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 18311059)
they were in Manitoba... If you think Canadians are stupid, go to Manitoba...

i think Canada send all their retards to live there... :2 cents:
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Hopefully they stole some from the evidence room and shot it up :1orglaugh

_Richard_ 07-27-2011 08:36 AM

what isn't reported, of course, was the conversation directly perceding the one that had several border agents call a jar of motor oil, heroin

marketsmart 07-27-2011 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 18311078)
what isn't reported, of course, was the conversation directly perceding the one that had several border agents call a jar of motor oil, heroin

They were probably doing rock, scissors, paper and got stuck on potato... :2 cents:






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chronig 07-27-2011 08:47 AM

I hope these shitheads are fired and banned from ever working in similar jobs again.

When GFY Newsreporters use their awesome copy and paste skills all day long about similar stories within the US it's expected. I don't want this shit to start happening in Canada :disgust

pornguy 07-27-2011 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 18311106)
They were probably doing rock, scissors, paper and got stuck on potato... :2 cents:






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Damn thats funny.

_Richard_ 07-27-2011 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 18311106)
They were probably doing rock, scissors, paper and got stuck on potato... :2 cents:






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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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