Another find in the LA Times, finger length and penis sizes researched.
 

http://articles.latimes.com/2011/jul...ength-20110704

Far more important than some silly massive debt that will destroy the world.

Mountainmiester, why do you hurt me so? You know my fingers are long and wee-wee is, well, wee. :D

It's hilarious how every man who reads that article is going to stare at their hand right after.

Is it weird that I smelled it as well? :Oh crap

Wasn't there an article about biometrics determining whether one was gay or not? It had to do with the length of the index finger opposed to the middle finger, and what the hair at the top of the scalp forms a pattern?