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ThunderBalls 08-08-2011 11:53 AM

Meth head tries to have sex with his cat then throws it out a 7th story window
 
NOW I've heard it all......


COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa -- A Council Bluffs man faces several charges after witnesses told police he threw a cat from a seventh-floor apartment window with his pants down.

On Wednesday morning, officers were called to 455 W. Broadway for a report of someone tossing a cat from an apartment and exposing himself. According to the police report, officers found a gray cat, which later died, bleeding and barely breathing near the sidewalk.

Witnesses told police they saw a man expose himself from the seventh floor of an apartment building across the street. They told police he then threw the cat out the window.

Officers identified the apartment from which the witnesses said the cat was thrown and made contact with a man inside.

The 29-year-old man, identified as Gerardo Martinez, answered the door shirtless with his pants down, the police report said. Officers asked him to pull his pants up and asked him about the cat.

Martinez, who admitted to using meth, first denied having a cat, police said. Later, he changed his story and told police his boyfriend threw the cat from the window three hours prior, police said.

When police told Martinez that witnesses said the cat was thrown more recently, he said he attempted to have sex with the cat and then threw it out the window, along with a pornographic DVD, police said.

Police arrested Martinez and witnesses identified him as the man from the window.

Martinez -- who turned 30 on Thursday -- has been charged with animal torture, bestiality and indecent exposure, according to the Pottawattamie County attorney.

He's being held in the Pottawattamie County Jail and faces up to five years in jail if convicted.

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JamesGw 08-08-2011 11:56 AM

Why would you try to have sex with a cat? That sounds like a horrible idea.

Rochard 08-08-2011 11:57 AM

He was on Meth. What did you expect?

Coup 08-08-2011 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesGw (Post 18339812)
Why would you try to have sex with a cat? That sounds like a horrible idea.

dont knock it until you've tried it



not that I have or anything :winkwink:

MaDalton 08-08-2011 11:59 AM

if he has a boyfriend he was probably confused about the whole "pussy" thing

tommy5tone 08-08-2011 11:59 AM

A friend sent this to me this weekend... how crazy/insane!

candyflip 08-08-2011 12:00 PM

What would it cost the state to house a cat fucker for 5 years?

Probably enough to pay for all the cat euthanizations in a a few cities at least.

ThunderBalls 08-08-2011 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18339817)
He was on Meth. What did you expect?


I've been around people on meth before, they didnt try to fuck my cat, or my dog for that matter and she's a fine looking creature.

96ukssob 08-08-2011 12:03 PM

should just shoot these people. what purpose do they serve in society?

vsex 08-08-2011 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18339826)
if he has a boyfriend he was probably confused about the whole "pussy" thing

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Kenny B! 08-08-2011 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderBalls (Post 18339807)
Later, he changed his story and told police his boyfriend threw the cat from the window three hours prior, police said.

Silly homo, wrong kind of pussy!

2intense 08-08-2011 12:06 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh moron

seeandsee 08-08-2011 12:09 PM

drugs can fuck you out

brassmonkey 08-08-2011 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 18339842)
should just shoot these people. what purpose do they serve in society?

yeah thats a great solution

chronig 08-08-2011 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18339826)
if he has a boyfriend he was probably confused about the whole "pussy" thing

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