Doing it in the dark (joke)
 

Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they always have sex in the dark.

Hoping to rid him of his inhibitions, during a passionate evening she flipped on her reading lamp and was shocked to find a cucumber in his hand.

"Is this what you have been using on me for the past 8 years?" she exclaimed.

"Honey, let me explain?." he pleaded.

"You impotent, sneaky, Son of a Bitch!" she screamed.

"Speaking of sneaky!" he interjected, "Perhaps you'd care to explain our two children!!"

...and that's when the fight started. ♥

Kinda funny :pimp

not bad, not bad

Not great either, though.

Decent... worth the read and laugh

Yeah, I know it's not the best joke in the world. Hey it was free.