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Failed 10-09-2011 09:10 AM

Stink Bugs
 
It's October, and very warm, feels like spring here in PA. Stink bugs are a pain in the ass all year long, they sneak into your homes through any unsealed crack or crevice. But, because of this surge in warm weather, they are everywhere! Every screen of my window has a few, they are crawling on the house, all over the deck furniture, it's a fucking infestation.

Anyone else have problems with these little bastards and know of a good solution to get rid of them? All of the commercial stink bug sprays and such don't seem to do a damn thing.

L-Pink 10-09-2011 09:16 AM

If you were an illegal immigrant in California right now you could be studying for tomorrows free college classes instead of worrying about bugs and how bad the Eagles are going to get beat today.

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Failed 10-09-2011 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18479360)
If you were an illegal immigrant in California right now you could be studying for tomorrows free college classes instead of worrying about bugs and how bad the Eagles are going to get beat today.

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:1orglaugh I'm not sure what pisses me off more, the way the Eagles are playing or the free college for illegals. Two sore subjects! lol

NaughtyVisions 10-09-2011 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Failed (Post 18479352)
It's October, and very warm, feels like spring here in PA. Stink bugs are a pain in the ass all year long, they sneak into your homes through any unsealed crack or crevice. But, because of this surge in warm weather, they are everywhere! Every screen of my window has a few, they are crawling on the house, all over the deck furniture, it's a fucking infestation.

Anyone else have problems with these little bastards and know of a good solution to get rid of them? All of the commercial stink bug sprays and such don't seem to do a damn thing.

Nothing fucking works. I'll pick them off the wall with a piece of toilet paper, throw them in the toilet so they're under the TP, piss on it to dunk them deeper, and those motherfuckers will crawl on the underside (underwater) of the toilet paper, up around to the top above water and then try to get out of the toilet. I've never seen such a resilient fucking bug. I can't stand the damn things, and I have no solutions to get rid of them or prevent them. :mad:

NaughtyVisions 10-09-2011 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Failed (Post 18479374)
:1orglaugh I'm not sure what pisses me off more, the way the Eagles are playing or the free college for illegals. Two sore subjects! lol

Vick's thrown 3 INTs already... I'm getting ready for Kafka or Young...


Failed, where in PA are you? I'm just outside of Harrisburg.

cherrylula 10-09-2011 11:26 AM

I live in South Louisiana. I don't want to hear your little bug stories, sorry. :1orglaugh

CyberHustler 10-09-2011 11:29 AM

I lived in PA for 6 months and those fucking stink bugs drove me crazy. I got mad and pulled out a shop-vac on they asses... :mad:

cherrylula 10-09-2011 11:34 AM

You know, I really need to get one of those things JUST for bugs. Great idea, thanks! I am so tired of squashing them. eww

Failed 10-09-2011 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 18479548)
Vick's thrown 3 INTs already... I'm getting ready for Kafka or Young...


Failed, where in PA are you? I'm just outside of Harrisburg.

This season is getting more depressing by the week. Remember all that talk about the Eagles, and how they were the superbowl favorites this year? :1orglaugh

I'm right outside of Allentown, not too far away from Harrisburg. This weekend has been incredible, right? Feels like Spring!

alextokyo 10-09-2011 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 18479544)
Nothing fucking works. I'll pick them off the wall with a piece of toilet paper, throw them in the toilet so they're under the TP, piss on it to dunk them deeper, and those motherfuckers will crawl on the underside (underwater) of the toilet paper, up around to the top above water and then try to get out of the toilet. I've never seen such a resilient fucking bug. I can't stand the damn things, and I have no solutions to get rid of them or prevent them. :mad:

Hairspray + lighter.

Might not be a professional solution but at least you'll have fun. :1orglaugh

Failed 10-09-2011 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 18479557)
I lived in PA for 6 months and those fucking stink bugs drove me crazy. I got mad and pulled out a shop-vac on they asses... :mad:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NaughtyVisions 10-09-2011 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 18479557)
I lived in PA for 6 months and those fucking stink bugs drove me crazy. I got mad and pulled out a shop-vac on they asses... :mad:

I was sucking them off the ceiling with the vaccuum hose yesterday.

thickcash_amo 10-09-2011 11:37 AM

Try love bugs, huge mosquitos, palmetto bugs, and banana spiders to start with just a few here in Florida.....I hate them ALL!!!

CyberHustler 10-09-2011 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by thickcash_amo (Post 18479582)
Try love bugs, huge mosquitos, palmetto bugs, and banana spiders to start with just a few here in Florida.....I hate them ALL!!!

Lived there too a while ago... love bugs destroyed my fucking car paint! I didn't know they did that shit until it was too late :mad:

devilspost 10-09-2011 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by thickcash_amo (Post 18479582)
Try love bugs, huge mosquitos, palmetto bugs, and banana spiders to start with just a few here in Florida.....I hate them ALL!!!

Don't forget scorpions and worst of all ANTS!

L-Pink 10-09-2011 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by thickcash_amo (Post 18479582)
Try love bugs, huge mosquitos, palmetto bugs, and banana spiders to start with just a few here in Florida.....I hate them ALL!!!

For those unfamiliar with what a palmetto bug is = large flying, that's right LARGE FLYING cockroaches.

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NaughtyVisions 10-09-2011 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Failed (Post 18479571)
This season is getting more depressing by the week. Remember all that talk about the Eagles, and how they were the superbowl favorites this year? :1orglaugh

I'm right outside of Allentown, not too far away from Harrisburg. This weekend has been incredible, right? Feels like Spring!

The weekend weather has been awesome. The football season sucks.

Aside from Vick looking like absolute shit today, I'm still waiting for this incredible pass defense that all the other teams were supposed to be afraid to pass against (Nmandi, DRC, Samuel). The pass defense is wretched, and when the fuck did the defense forget how to properly tackle? I've been a defender of Reid for the past few years, but I'm starting to wonder if a shakeup at the top of the coaching staff might help things.

CyberHustler 10-09-2011 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18479610)
For those unfamiliar with what a palmetto bug is = large flying, that's right LARGE FLYING cockroaches.

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And it seems they always fly directly at your face when you discover them... They've sent me screaming like a little bitch quite a few times. I like the lazy walking fat roaches here in NY that might glide his fat ass to the floor if it false off the ceiling, fuck the free flying-at-will acrobatic shits.

cherrylula 10-09-2011 12:03 PM

yeah luckily the roaches down here in New Orleans don't seem to be the flying kind.... so far anyhow lol

cooldude7 10-09-2011 12:32 PM

try this., we use this....

1.get a spray/hand pump like this one. idk what u guys call it in your country.

http://www.hydroshop.co.il/unique/products/reg/209.jpg

2. buy and fill the sprayer with this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerosene
idk what u guys call it, but we call it kerosene.

and spray on the cockroaches.,

we use it on daily basis to kill insects,lizards,bees,ants,bugs,and many more motherfucker insects.,

CyberHustler 10-09-2011 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by cooldude7 (Post 18479696)
try this., we use this....

1.get a spray/hand pump like this one. idk what u guys call it in your country.

http://www.hydroshop.co.il/unique/products/reg/209.jpg

2. buy and fill the sprayer with this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerosene
idk what u guys call it, but we call it keosene.

and spray on the cockroaches.,

we use it on daily basis to kill insects,lizards,bees,ants,bugs,and many more motherfucker insects.,

Lizards???

cooldude7 10-09-2011 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 18479703)
Lizards???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gecko


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3051/...1dea70ea45.jpg


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