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96ukssob 10-11-2011 09:25 PM

There was just a BEAR outside of my house!
 
I was just in the front of my house and hear someone honking a horn and look out the window to see some huge thing run between the two houses across the street.

I go out (smart idea i know right) and talk to the guy in the truck. says he just saw a bear eating trash. Ive never seen anything this big in person, minus the zoo, it was nuts.

We've had some deer all through my back yard the past few days, was pretty cool but bears are fucking scary!

L-Pink 10-11-2011 09:28 PM

Those lousy eagles have all the wildlife stirred up.

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Imortyl Pussycat 10-11-2011 09:30 PM

i am that same crazy that you are....go straight toward the unkown terror just like in the scary movies. y'all need to secure the lids on your trash with locks or that man eater will be back for more. seriously, be careful

porno jew 10-11-2011 09:30 PM

did you text it and tell it to buzz off?

Imortyl Pussycat 10-11-2011 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18485248)
did you text it and tell it to buzz off?

your avatar has the leading role in my next nightmare.....that thing is terrifying

96ukssob 10-11-2011 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 18485247)
i am that same crazy that you are....go straight toward the unkown terror just like in the scary movies. y'all need to secure the lids on your trash with locks or that man eater will be back for more. seriously, be careful

idiot neighbors across the street dont use a trash can, just put their shit in bags and leave it out. few weeks ago there was a bunch of racoons and other animals having a buffet at 3am when I took out my trash. yes, im lazy and wait until im about to go to bed :1orglaugh

Spunky 10-11-2011 09:45 PM

They are fattening up for the winter,you might see more

SmokeyTheBear 10-11-2011 10:00 PM

http://my.images.sweetriders.com/pic...ouse+today.jpg

CarlosTheGaucho 10-12-2011 09:52 AM

Those damn bears, nothing is sacred for them











http://www.queervoice.net/zcbyrnes/w...rbearspain.jpg

:winkwink:

MaDalton 10-12-2011 09:57 AM

he considers you canned food

96ukssob 10-12-2011 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 18485273)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh awesome!

supposedly this bear has been wondering around for a while. full grown adult male, so freaks some people out this isnt a littler fucker.

I called the police last night as I dont want this bear fucking with my trash can I just bought so the cop asks me "did you see what color it was?" I told him it was 11:30 at night and kind of hard to tell as it was running between two houses, but saw the size of it. He said "I think its a black bear" and jokingly I said "thats racist." a moment of silence as he stared at me, then he started to laugh :1orglaugh

MattO 10-12-2011 10:21 AM

I have this thing living in my backyard. Not as scary as a bear though.

cherrylula 10-12-2011 10:29 AM

that's awesome! how did you get so close to that owl?? I see them around here every once and a while... south Louisiana there are always crazy huge birds around here eating all the critter munchies.

MattO 10-12-2011 10:38 AM

The owl just chills out in our wisteria jungle right outside the back window. It doesn't get spooked at all, it's there every day. Once a week I get a mouse for it, so that keeps it happy.

MattO 10-12-2011 10:41 AM

Here's a pic
http://www.cellvoyeur.com/owlie.jpg

Vendzilla 10-12-2011 10:44 AM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AcBUSVxs82...funny_bear.jpg

punker barbie 10-12-2011 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 18485241)
I was just in the front of my house and hear someone honking a horn and look out the window to see some huge thing run between the two houses across the street.

I go out (smart idea i know right) and talk to the guy in the truck. says he just saw a bear eating trash. Ive never seen anything this big in person, minus the zoo, it was nuts.

We've had some deer all through my back yard the past few days, was pretty cool but bears are fucking scary!

Thats sooooooooo cool where do you live?

One time in vegas i came face to face while butt naked with a white tiger and the only thing separating us was a chain link fence. It charged at us and we ran away screaming. Seeing it that close puts the animals size in perceptive.

96ukssob 10-12-2011 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 18486593)
Thats sooooooooo cool where do you live?

One time in vegas i came face to face while butt naked with a white tiger and the only thing separating us was a chain link fence. It charged at us and we ran away screaming. Seeing it that close puts the animals size in perceptive.

i live in central Pennsylvania.

I dont even want to ask what you were doing naked near tigers :winkwink:

Vendzilla 10-12-2011 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 18486593)
Thats sooooooooo cool where do you live?

One time in vegas i came face to face while butt naked with a white tiger and the only thing separating us was a chain link fence. It charged at us and we ran away screaming. Seeing it that close puts the animals size in perceptive.

Wow, mental picture! Not the tiger either

punker barbie 10-12-2011 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 18486598)
i live in central Pennsylvania.

I dont even want to ask what you were doing naked near tigers :winkwink:

LoL Each villa at the Mirage has a putting green. Girls vs Boys didnt go in our favor :disgust

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 18486600)
Wow, mental picture! Not the tiger either

:pimp

Chosen 10-12-2011 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 18485273)

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Itchy 10-12-2011 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 18486454)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

thickcash_amo 10-12-2011 02:26 PM

Nice the only thing I have outside are crappy neighbors :(


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