Ran a Red Light in front of a Cop
 

So boom he turns round and I pull into Wallgreens he pulls up so I get all my stuff out of my purse that was in my trunk and boom he just pulls off.

Man I thought for sure he was going to give me a ticket.

Probably got a call that was important. Some people get lucky.

Very lucky! I love when that happens to me! :)

so boooom

I'll be honest, this thread was a bit boring, so I spruced it up with some pictures :thumbsup

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WOWOW SUPPPPPER LUCKY ...

That happened to me one day on my way home from the grocery store ... Of course I had tons of spoilable items ...
Traffic lights are torturous especially when you're busy driving around shopping ...

Typical female driver behavior.

lol..this thread is delivering

dumb bitch

It sure is LOL.

he should have wrote you a ticket for this fail thread.

Nah, this is what would have happened if she'd tried to bat her eyelids at him. :thumbsup

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Had another call to attend to, so he most likely took down your license plate and you'll be getting the ticket in the mail.

They don't do that here in NC and my trunk was open as my purse was in it.

Same happened to me once. I had 2 teenage run-aways, a kilo of coke, a drum of either, some guns with the serial numbers ground off, an illegally removed mattress tag, some mystery meat purchased from Jeffery Dahmer in a pink Cadillac that belonged to a Mary Kay rep that was sodomized and murdered in the trunk.

Lesson learned ..... never borrow a car from marketsmart.

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Those mattress tags are nothing to fuck around with. Consider yourself very lucky.

it's amusing how the 'i' in 'either' makes this awkwardly funny

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh ..... that's what was stenciled on the side of the drum. I wouldn't make this up.

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He must of noticed who you where and bolted!

you feeling guilty? ill spank you for free :)

Should have bought a lottery ticket that day
 

When it goes good, stay on the roll.
Had a similar. Cop pulled me over then booked.
What's bad is a small town near me has a sign, 'No Right Turns, Trucks Only.' Meaning trucks can't make right turns. But I made one in my car, and got pulled over. I told the officer about their sign & incorrect wording, he backed off. Another reason I was stopped as my tags were from the ghetto county next door. Been stopped several times for that. Doesn't matter I've had neighbors with Rolls Royces. Cops just assume the whole county is Poor, Black, Thieves

So are your neighbors drug dealers or pimps?

This reminds me of a time when I was driving up the interstate about 85 miles per hour and noticed a cop TAILGATING me. I thought FOR SURE that he was going to pull me over ....but he passed me and kept driving. lol

this would never happen to me

How come I never get that lucky. Good job!

This reminds me of the last time i clicked on a pointless thread.

And you didn't even have to blow him. Smooth :pimp

Not the Rolls Royce
 

He owned a coin dealership. Another guy ran an online auction for old military items. Lots of legal money near me.

However lived in an apartment complex for awhile where 5 out of the 12 units in our building where dealers. Worst was the old Black couple upstairs. Their customers always got the directions wrong. Instead of up the stairs, 1st door on right, they went down the stairs, 1st door on right. Nothing like 3 a.m. knocks on the door for heroin. Guy in the next building was a Pizza Hut delivery guy. Had a car collection to die for. All on tips?? Right.

County is 1/2 very poor, 1/2 rich. So the surrounding counties just assume we're all criminals. Been stopped 4 times and the 1st question was "What are you doing in this city/county." Look on the cop's face when he sees I'm not Black is priceless.
One cop stopped me for "dirty license plate." But he had his radio on speaker so I could hear the dispatcher read off the registration to him. He wanted to know what I was doing in his town. Almost said, "here to rob, rape and pillage." But just didn't want to spend the afternoon in jail.

:2 cents::2 cents:

How to get away from cops Bacardi Style:

1. Step on Gas

2. Turn on first street that presents itself (+ if there is a space for you to turn left through traffic immediately)

3. Take first turn that presents itself.

4. Park in parking lot/driveway etc

5. If you have enough time, get out of the car and go into a store/hide in bush/etc

I haven't gotten a ticket in 3 years now but had cops turn around to get me a shit ton of times...

U.R. my HERO!

LMAO!


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very lucky!

This girl I once knew had a pet saying for times like this, "Wow, can I be you?"

I'm reminded of that now. :D

Sometimes a cop is your best friend
 

In a bar one day, and a guy said he had been drinking in a Missouri bar and drove home to Kansas. A good mile into Kansas, a Missouri cop pulled him over and told him he had been weaving. Cop was starting to give him the standard tests, when a Kansas cop pulled up and starting shouting at the MO cop, asking him what he was doing in KS. Said the two got in a fight and ended up on the ground. He jumped in his car and drove the 3 blocks home. Went in and turned out the lights.
Only met him that once, so I don't don't how true that was. I do know KS & MO people, especially cops don't like each other.
Had a friend beat a KS felony DUI charge, as he already had one, but MO refused to confirm to KS of the one he had there. KS knew, as it comes up on the computers, but without a written statement, they couldn't do anything.

I kinda like that.


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I did that once in Burbank, trying to get to my kid's daycare after getting stuck in a shit load of traffic 405. Burbank cops are notorious for being a-holes.

I think a combination of me being sincerely concerned about picking up my kid, admitting that I ran the light, and being a 29 year old chick helped (this was awhile ago-I'm 45 now lol). I was so grateful, that he wasn't going to ticket me, but let me off with just a verbal warning, I hooked him up with a bunch of Sony Playstation shwag I had in the trunk. I was working promotions for them and gave him demo game discs, stickers, tattoos, etc. to give to his fellow cops.

We both walked away from that encounter feeling rather lucky.

BTW, loved the illustrations bossku69! Do you do childrens books too?:winkwink:

I bet you would.


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lol love the picture story with it!

Wow, I never had you pegged at 45 from your looks. I figured mid-30s.

He did do a better job that I did LMFAO!


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