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brassmonkey 10-27-2011 05:57 PM

This ever happen to you?
 
A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now "seriously in love" with the animal, state media said Wednesday.

"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey," Sunday Moyo told the court, according to The Herald newspaper.

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thats a nice ass :)

Moyo, 28, was arrested in the town of Zvishavane, about 300 kilometres (185 miles) south of the capital Harare on Sunday.

He said he had paid $25 for a prostitute, and was surprised Sunday morning when he heard people accusing him of having sex with a donkey.

Moyo has been charged with bestiality. The court has ordered him to undergo a mental examination, The Herald said.

MaDalton 10-27-2011 06:02 PM

are we talking physical appearance or IQ?

alias 10-27-2011 06:04 PM

He got some ass.

redwhiteandblue 10-27-2011 06:04 PM

I once had sex with a swamp donkey, does that count?

brassmonkey 10-27-2011 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18520404)
are we talking physical appearance or IQ?

have you ever bought some pussy and wake up to a farm animal? :helpme :1orglaugh

Jon Oso 10-27-2011 06:05 PM

I'm usually pissed off because the animal I paid for sex ends up being a prostitute the next morning.

brassmonkey 10-27-2011 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue (Post 18520408)
I once had sex with a swamp donkey, does that count?

well was she in a bar drinking?

MaDalton 10-27-2011 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18520410)
have you ever bought some pussy and wake up to a farm animal? :helpme :1orglaugh

i never pay for pussy but i met quite a bunch of girls with the IQ of a farm animal

rogueteens 10-27-2011 06:14 PM

Not a donkey, no. I did marry a pig once though.

brassmonkey 10-27-2011 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 18520424)
Not a donkey, no. I did marry a pig once though.

:1orglaugh good one

Chosen 10-28-2011 01:22 AM

LoLz :1orglaugh

martinsc 10-28-2011 01:47 AM

can happens to all of us...

brassmonkey 10-28-2011 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by martinsc (Post 18520845)
can happens to all of us...

right but more likely they turn into a fat pig

martinsc 10-28-2011 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18521101)
right but more likely they turn into a fat pig

:1orglaugh:2 cents:

L-Pink 10-28-2011 05:59 AM

I'm hung like a farm animal.

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John-ACWM 10-28-2011 08:33 AM

LOL love knows no limits.

brassmonkey 10-28-2011 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John-ACWM (Post 18521458)
LOL love knows no limits.

well he said she turned into a donkey. would be crazy if he was telling the truth :helpme :1orglaugh

MaDalton 10-28-2011 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18521133)
I'm hung like a farm animal.

.

i hope you don't mean that you have a cock like a cock :helpme

hateman 10-28-2011 09:38 AM

black people aren't very bright


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