AdultMarketing.co.uk Offers Lindsay Lohan 5 bucks to shit on his Dad.
 

31st October, Arundel, West Sussex, UK

AdultMarketing.co.uk Offers Lindsay Lohan 5 bucks to shit on his Dad.


Damian Jennings, owner and founder of AdultMarketing.co.uk has today sent Lindsay Lohan's 'people' a contract offering her five whole dollars to shit on his Dad. Mr Jennings Snr is a huge fan of Ms Lohan and really likes the idea of being shat on by her.

Damian said "My pops is getting on a bit and as I am a baller in porn, I thought I'd drop a five spot on getting him his dream come true. Some scat action from a washed up drug addict."

Mr Jennings Snr was reported to be delighted with the thought and was busy having a little tug at the thought.

Ms Lohan didn't immediately reply to the request, but it is understood the paperwork for the poo action is in motion.

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NOTES FOR EDITORS

AdultMarketing.co.uk is a specialist marketing consultancy offering porn companies help with any aspect of marketing.

Wow, soon on tmz!!!

Cue CurrentlySober

I'll pay good money to watch that !

One min after you - Sorry :thumbsup

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lol...

i must offer her few bucks too :)

Lol .....

"shit on his dad" hmmmm

I can get her to shit on you for 5 bucks too if you like.

Ill pay six if she shits on me?

(EDIT) But, I will need a while to save up first... ? How does Jan 2014 sound?

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Contradicting arsehole... at least my wife & I have some class

You always raise the point that offer me or my misses out for £150 an hour... then go onto say I offer them to piss on her in watersports.

You are paying for scat action? :Oh crap


You make the dollar it's true value... I bow to you little miss Damsel :1orglaugh

I AM!!!

PM Me NOW!! Lots of $$$ available :D

Oh god. You really *are* this stupid aren't you? I mean, it's not an act?

Gary, love, I didn't REALLY offer Lindsay Lohan, the Hollywood celeb, 5 bucks to shit on my dad. It was a...joke. Because Fleshlight offered her 1 million to be a flashlight girl. DYS?

Sadly, you actually DO offer your wife out to be pissed on and to piss on people and advertise this fact on prostitution websites.

/me shakes his head.

You are, without a doubt, the single most stupid person I've ever encountered. Inc Paul Markham.

Haven't seen Sarah spam news in the last five minutes, is the bot broken?

Hey! Me first, poopy! :upsidedow

What? :mad: :mad: :mad:

You'll be posting that Santa aint real come Xmas I bet... :(:(:( :helpme

Sorry dude :(

This thread got unexpectedly funny

What's Mrs Jennings Snr's view on this all? Is she going to watch or will she join in?

thanks for clearing that up Damian...


...can i have my 5 bucks back now?

how many people do you think would pay to see that

Lindsay, if you are reading this, I'll lick you clean anytime you want ... hit me up

Is this even legal???

Holy shit... I was sipping on my coke when I read this thread title and nearly spit out my drink! Fucking funny!

this is clever, and funny:1orglaugh

:warning too much shit in this thread

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All kidding aside I think you're right here. I don't think I've ever met anybody as stupid as Gary is. My favourite was when he was trying to give me a physics lesson on how air gets thicker and "projectory". :1orglaugh

1) I knew you hadn't offered £5... this was obvious... however, you still need to use a scat subject to mock others... This I find pathetic & still obscene :2 cents:

2) I do not offer my wife for anything... my wife escorts & I escort with her & besides, nothing sad about what Natalie & I do :pimp

3) :1orglaugh Me stupid.... The most stupid person in the world is the one that believed that a good affiliate program with correct working tracking wasn't tracking properly, on the word of a dyslexic person that actually made a mistake in his test coding :1orglaugh



Listen dumb arse... you make mistakes all the time

Hahaha I would totally pay to see that!

So sad that a turd from Lindsay Lohan is only worth $5 when a few years ago it may have fetched upwards of $20. I guess this is proof that her star power really is on the decline. I hope old man Jennings enjoys his brown shower. You're a good son Damian.

Why does Damian keep calling other men "love" ? WTF? He has really got a lot of estrogen flowing through his delicate veins. :1orglaugh

i would have

its normall in the uk to call people love.

verry common in the north in fact.

ahhh...okay. :winkwink: Carry on with that then...

though both damian and gary (arsewithclass) are sothern poofters.

haha not any more?

LoL :1orglaugh

I still don't get that.... I think he's trying ridicule :(

No it's not :1orglaugh

Unless you're gay :thumbsup

:1orglaugh says the one with my sites & my partners profiles in his sig :1orglaugh

So everybody's flaming again and where's Damian?

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Awesome! :1orglaugh:thumbsup

Yes, but you are famously stupid.

Agreed! AMEN BRUVVER ! Gary. You have just put into words, what I have been thinking for YEARS ! Well Done!

Damian - Why do you feel the need to post about bodily functions? Its not big, or clever, and MOST of us grew out of snickering at 'poo poo' references when we left kindergarden...

You are supposed to be an ADULT, in the ADULT industry, posting on an ADULT board. Should you make any more childish references to poo, poop, or 'wee wee' I shall be onto Eric and INSIST that he terminates your account at GFY FORTHWITH!

Again, just because your childish mind, finds humour in 'Poo' it DOES NOT MEAN THE REST OF US DO!

GROW THE FUCK UP!

No, I needed to sleep. The last few days have been crazy and it is off to Austria in the morning.

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