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SykkBoy

11-09-2011 11:10 AM

You know your day is starting off bad when...

you sneeze while shaving and slice your face and bleed all over the counter...

Solace

11-09-2011 11:11 AM

Shaving is for pussies.

Fletch XXX

11-09-2011 11:23 AM

always fun

Wizzo

11-09-2011 11:24 AM

Almost as bad as getting out of the shower and needing to shit, that's always a sign of a bad day ahead... :pimp

_Richard_

11-09-2011 11:24 AM

haha rough

could have been worse!

vsex	11-09-2011 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 18547654)

Almost as bad as getting out of the shower and needing to shit, that's always a sign of a bad day ahead... :pimp

and then having an infinite wiper! :1orglaugh

CDSmith

11-09-2011 11:43 AM

One of those instant sneezes, no time to get the blades away from your face?

Yeah, that would suck.

Just be thankful you didn't nick an artery I guess. :D

SykkBoy

11-09-2011 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 18547729)

One of those instant sneezes, no time to get the blades away from your face?

Yeah, that would suck.

Just be thankful you didn't nick an artery I guess. :D

yup, one of those and my sneezes are never soft and elegant...it's like the sound of an elephant dryhumping a walrus when I sneeze...

Scott McD

11-09-2011 02:51 PM

Been there my friend.

I hate shaving in general though. Gonna get one of those iStubble things soon and hopefully never have to have a wet shave ever again...

SykkBoy

11-09-2011 02:58 PM

I think maybe I'll just start getting my face waxed or something...

Gabriel

11-09-2011 04:03 PM

Actually it could be worse...

Eyeball

11-09-2011 04:23 PM

Be grateful that you don't shave your balls.

thickcash_amo

11-09-2011 05:35 PM

Could be worse....You could have to shave your legs, armpits, and vagina!

Fabien

11-09-2011 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy (Post 18547608)

you sneeze while shaving and slice your face and bleed all over the counter...

Shit, i always have a bad day then...

Spunky

11-09-2011 10:33 PM

Invest in a electric razor

CDSmith

11-10-2011 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thickcash_amo (Post 18548533)

Could be worse....You could have to shave your legs, armpits, and vagina!

Maybe he does. ... his gf's vag.

Syk, does she know about this danger of sneezing you have? :Oh crap

SykkBoy

11-10-2011 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thickcash_amo (Post 18548533)

Could be worse....You could have to shave your legs, armpits, and vagina!

Luckily, I don't shave my vagina...I keep my 70s bush nice and lush...

2intense

11-10-2011 10:40 AM

when i see Dubya online

iSpyCams

11-10-2011 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solace (Post 18547614)

Shaving is for pussies.

Exactly and its really awckward to shave your vagina over the sink...

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