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nakeddutch 11-26-2011 02:20 AM

Ever hear of the "Kundalini Clit" ?
 
"Waking The Kundalini Clit"

The human female's clitoris acts like the Kundalini,
once awoken via the magic of Yoga Anal Sex

Once in Yoga Anal Sex meditation, with the testicles firmly
inside the female's anal region, and breath being the only
movement; the clitoris slowly awakens.

The Clitoris stretches out of the female's body like an
elongating wire. But the clitoris has consciousness.

Once elongated, it will seek out the male's anal region and insert
itself into it. Probing into the male, until it finds it's resting
place within the male.



yoeleven 11-26-2011 02:32 AM

i wasn't aware of this, thank you

Turok24 11-26-2011 03:50 AM

wtf: error

Klen 11-26-2011 03:51 AM

Lol what should that be double anal

Chosen 11-26-2011 08:28 AM

Source? :upsidedow

slapass 11-26-2011 08:30 AM

You have to shove your balls in her to do this? And I get butt fucked for my trouble? Where do I sign up. :thumbsup

vsex 11-26-2011 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 18587296)
You have to shove your balls in her to do this? And I get butt fucked for my trouble? Where do I sign up. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

HostGladiator 11-26-2011 12:23 PM

Pics or it didn't happen.. :1orglaugh

Spunky 11-26-2011 01:13 PM

Somehow that aroused me

crockett 11-26-2011 01:25 PM

Sounds like someone has seen far too much japanese anime porn.

Hentaikid 11-26-2011 02:57 PM

Ah, now that makes perfect sense. Thank you.

B.Barnato 11-26-2011 03:12 PM

http://www.latestlol.de/wp-content/u...-Story-Bro.gif

Horny Joe 11-26-2011 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 18587296)
You have to shove your balls in her to do this? And I get butt fucked for my trouble? Where do I sign up. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

alias 11-26-2011 04:03 PM

Doing it right now, kinda hard to type with her clit tickling my ass though.

SmokeyTheBear 11-26-2011 04:21 PM

sex education ?

Phoenix 11-26-2011 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 18587540)
Sounds like someone has seen far too much japanese anime porn.

damn..i was going to say...sounds like the next anime film to be made

mavruda 11-26-2011 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18587618)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That's a typical kundalini yoga practician...

rico suave 11-26-2011 05:38 PM

Ill pass, thanks anyway.

rowan 11-26-2011 06:04 PM

Right, so the guy sticks his balls in her stinkhole, then her clit turns into a cock goes into his stinkhole? Sounds logical. Maybe I'll try it some time.

The thread title was intriguing, until I realised who started it.

nakeddutch 11-26-2011 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 18587296)
You have to shove your balls in her to do this? And I get butt fucked for my trouble? Where do I sign up. :thumbsup


:1orglaugh

nakeddutch 11-26-2011 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 18587765)


The thread title was intriguing, until I realised who started it.

What?

Take a look at this...

Kundalini (kuṇḍalinī, Sanskrit: कुण्डलिनी, Thai: กุณฺฑลินี) literally means coiled. In yoga, a "corporeal energy"[1] - an unconscious, instinctive or libidinal force or Shakti, lies coiled at the base of the spine.[2][3][4] It is envisioned either as a goddess or else as a sleeping serpent, hence a number of English renderings of the term such as 'serpent power'. The kundalini resides in the sacrum bone in three and a half coils and has been described as a residual power of pure desire.[5]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2rwmd6v.jpg

Wow - the clit "uncoils" and goes up your butt... :upsidedow (oh shit)

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marlboroack 11-26-2011 11:39 PM

OMG GFY = FUNNY sometimes.

Solace 11-27-2011 06:05 PM

Get them screaming

Sophie Delancey 11-28-2011 08:10 AM

The more you know...

VenzuelanChick 11-28-2011 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 18587296)
You have to shove your balls in her to do this? And I get butt fucked for my trouble? Where do I sign up. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 11-28-2011 08:21 AM

That sounds exhausting, no wonder why in Orient they hate women ...


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