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O MARINA 12-03-2011 09:41 AM

Your alternative for sending flowers for women (PICS)
 
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QoMHlFvtyo...RANGEMENTS.jpg



http://edible-arrangementscoupons.ne...ts-coupons.jpg


http://www.ediblearrangements.ca/Res...na_Bouquet.jpg


http://images.forbes.com/media/2010/...ts_485x340.jpg





These are awesome
www.ediblearrangements.ca/

vsex 12-03-2011 09:43 AM

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/...xtfp3/340x.jpg

sambucas 12-03-2011 10:20 AM

That's great idea! There is no point in flowers anyway. This, you can eat together with her.

DVTimes 12-03-2011 10:22 AM

thats nice, but after an hour surly it would go off.

i hate cut flowers, it reminds me of death.

Just Alex 12-03-2011 10:23 AM

I love that store.

Jman 12-03-2011 10:23 AM

They should make the Bacon version for Men ;-)

O MARINA 12-03-2011 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18604474)
I love that store.



Very cute!
It's actually a franchise.
http://www.eafranchise.com/

John-ACWM 12-03-2011 10:28 AM

Pretty creative.

TheSquealer 12-03-2011 10:32 AM

Your alternative to a peck on the cheek after a date for women:

http://www.seemygf.com/fhg/smg51/07/images/08.jpg

ottopottomouse 12-03-2011 10:54 AM

Fantastic idea :)

O MARINA 12-03-2011 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18604535)
Fantastic idea :)


That's nice the guys are digging it but
is anyone here actually going to send it to their girl?
Guaranteed success.

Nembrionic 12-03-2011 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 18604540)
That's nice the guys are digging it but
is anyone here actually going to send it to their girl?
Guaranteed success.

Unless they have weight issues.

"Why are you sending me fruit? Do you think I'm fat?"

Scott McD 12-03-2011 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 18604540)
but is anyone here actually going to send it to their girl?

Naw!!


8chars

O MARINA 12-03-2011 11:10 AM

:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 18604555)
Naw!!


8chars

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Too bad. You guys should.

O MARINA 12-03-2011 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nembrionic (Post 18604549)
Unless they have weight issues.

"Why are you sending me fruit? Do you think I'm fat?"



I doubt it. It's just this is better than throwing out dry flowers always.

bronco67 12-03-2011 11:13 AM

Sending flowers (or edible arrangements) is for chumps. Why not make her guess if you like her or not? Chicks won't admit to it, but that's what they naturally respond to. I'm not saying be a dick or anything -- just don't go putting girls on a pedestal.

This is for the guys, not the OP of course who is female.

O MARINA 12-03-2011 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 18604568)
Sending flowers (or edible arrangements) is for chumps. Why not make her guess if you like her or not? Chicks won't admit to it, but that's what they naturally respond to. I'm not saying be a dick or anything -- just don't go putting girls on a pedestal.



Aren't you married already from your other posts? You still don't tell your lady how you feel or you're just giving gfy dudes some of your pimp advice?
Sending flowers is not for chumps.

Antonio 12-03-2011 11:26 AM

shit, is it February 14th already???

ottopottomouse 12-03-2011 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nembrionic (Post 18604549)
Unless they have weight issues.

"Why are you sending me fruit? Do you think I'm fat?"

At first glance I had thought it was marzipan fruit (or similar) and could see the do you think i'm a fat pig? argument coming way off :1orglaugh

spazlabz 12-03-2011 11:27 AM

I like those edible arrangements and think they are a good idea. But I prefer to send a small plant that they can take care of and watch grow... lasts for years, is attractive and will have her remembering you for a long time :)

anexsia 12-03-2011 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 18604586)
I like those edible arrangements and think they are a good idea. But I prefer to send a small plant that they can take care of and watch grow... lasts for years, is attractive and will have her remembering you for a long time :)

lololol if I did that for my girl the plant would be dead in a couple of days. :1orglaugh

spazlabz 12-03-2011 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 18604590)
lololol if I did that for my girl the plant would be dead in a couple of days. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
had that happen a couple of times too

O MARINA 12-03-2011 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 18604586)
I watch grow... lasts for years, is attractive and will have her remembering you for a long time :)

Plant ?? Try a puppy. Or a kid!

ErectMedia 12-03-2011 11:43 AM

sent some of those before to mom although I think my dad, bro and sis helped her eat them :thumbsup Last thing I sent to a girlfriend was regular flowers though, fruit is cool but regular flowers still trump even though they die.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18604504)
Your alternative to a peck on the cheek after a date for women:

http://www.seemygf.com/fhg/smg51/07/images/08.jpg

:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 18604568)
Sending flowers (or edible arrangements) is for chumps. Why not make her guess if you like her or not? Chicks won't admit to it, but that's what they naturally respond to. I'm not saying be a dick or anything -- just don't go putting girls on a pedestal.

This is for the guys, not the OP of course who is female.

true

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 18604586)
I like those edible arrangements and think they are a good idea. But I prefer to send a small plant that they can take care of and watch grow... lasts for years, is attractive and will have her remembering you for a long time :)

kinda like herpes :thumbsup

RyuLion 12-03-2011 12:10 PM

I if you knew what Marina looked like..
HOT!

crash_jackson 12-03-2011 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crak_JMan (Post 18604475)
They should make the Bacon version for Men ;-)

agree!! :thumbsup

VikingMan 12-03-2011 01:13 PM

You gotta wonder about the hygiene of the person who put all that food on those sticks. :repuke I cook for women if I sense they want a little romance before agreeing to sexy time.

Django 12-03-2011 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18604504)
Your alternative to a peck on the cheek after a date for women:

http://www.seemygf.com/fhg/smg51/07/images/08.jpg

:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 12-03-2011 01:28 PM

yeah id rather give her a facial as a gift. that way we both feel better and i dont have to clean up the mess

2intense 12-03-2011 01:48 PM

looking good he he

bronco67 12-03-2011 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 18604573)
Aren't you married already from your other posts? You still don't tell your lady how you feel or you're just giving gfy dudes some of your pimp advice?
Sending flowers is not for chumps.

yeah, I'm married. That doesn't mean I haven't been single.

HandballJim 12-03-2011 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 18604586)
I like those edible arrangements and think they are a good idea. But I prefer to send a small plant that they can take care of and watch grow... lasts for years, is attractive and will have her remembering you for a long time :)

If the person likes caring for plants this would be okay, otherwise your giving someone another job.

spazlabz 12-03-2011 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 18604599)
Plant ?? Try a puppy. Or a kid!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
nah, thats ok. a puppy is a big responsibility so unless she specifically asked for one... no way

a kid? I want her to remember me... not receive a check from me every month :winkwink:

u-Bob 12-05-2011 03:49 AM

I great way to make your woman think you turned gay. :)

georgeyw 12-05-2011 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 18604573)
Aren't you married already from your other posts? You still don't tell your lady how you feel or you're just giving gfy dudes some of your pimp advice?
Sending flowers is not for chumps.

Women give the worst advice when it comes to picking up women :2 cents:

amateurbfs 12-05-2011 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 18607468)
Women give the worst advice when it comes to picking up women :2 cents:

No kidding, it's always some fairytale bullshit.

candyflip 12-05-2011 08:00 AM

Any guy that pays $100 for a basket of fruit to get some pussy is a fucking idiot.

georgeyw 12-05-2011 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amateurbfs (Post 18607708)
No kidding, it's always some fairytale bullshit.

Send her flowers, hold her hand, send her poetry - pretty much everything you should not do is high on their list of TO DO.

O MARINA 12-05-2011 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 18609026)
Send her flowers, hold her hand, send her poetry - pretty much everything you should not do is high on their list of TO DO.

haha

I sent one to a lady who gave birth, everyone ate that shit up at the hospital and loved it.
Next time I will write her a poem.

Nembrionic 12-05-2011 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 18604567)
I doubt it. It's just this is better than throwing out dry flowers always.

Yeah, I was totally being serious.

Oh no wait, I wasn't.

O MARINA 12-05-2011 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nembrionic (Post 18609096)
Yeah, I was totally being serious.

Oh no wait, I wasn't.




I know, I got it :)

SexSearchSuzanne 12-05-2011 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 18609026)
Send her flowers, hold her hand, send her poetry - pretty much everything you should not do is high on their list of TO DO.

Hey, don't knock the "hold her hand", it worked on me and got me to date someone I had turned down in the past.

If anyone sent me the edible arrangements I would be grateful and appreciate that they were thinking of me :2 cents:

B.Barnato 12-05-2011 04:25 PM

http://www.orikane.com/the-orikane-r...es/FLOWERS.jpg

Would these work too?

SexSearchSuzanne 12-05-2011 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18609130)

Well, at least versus regular flowers those might actually go UP in value over time.

georgeyw 12-05-2011 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 18609092)
haha

I sent one to a lady who gave birth, everyone ate that shit up at the hospital and loved it.
Next time I will write her a poem.

Woman sending woman poetry for new born != man sending woman poetry for sexy times :thumbsup

FWIW - I was not having a go at you with my first comment - it's a fact, men should not take advice from women when it comes to courting women. :winkwink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexSearchSuzanne (Post 18609108)
Hey, don't knock the "hold her hand", it worked on me and got me to date someone I had turned down in the past.

If anyone sent me the edible arrangements I would be grateful and appreciate that they were thinking of me :2 cents:

Hey if it worked for him, great! All I am getting at is women seem to think they want some knight in shining armour, however when it comes down to it - assholes win the prize every time.

Asshole is a little too negative - forceful / confident / hunter gatherer type ie macho

BareBacked 12-05-2011 08:21 PM

Flowers are much better. I never saw a chick get fat eating flowers

pornsprite 12-05-2011 10:23 PM

We have had those bouquets sent to our office and the fruit is always sour.

dev777 12-16-2011 01:47 PM

ive had this... it's like $50 for fruit cut into cute shapes, some dipped in chocolate.

looks good in the pics but when it's in front of you the novelty tends to wear off quick.

Operator 12-16-2011 01:48 PM

I'll stick to insults

Jarmusch 12-16-2011 02:17 PM

The girl you send that to may kick you in the nuts for trying to make her fat, so be careful.


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