Would you do number 2 with a total stranger?
 

Taking a crap might seem the only thing we do in solitude. But you never need to do it alone.

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man i cant even stand in a public restroom and piss if someone is shitting i leave

I don't even like pissing next to someone

is that prison or something?

no shit..

CurrentlySobers DREAM bathroom!!

never, gross, smelly, shitty

that's gotta be a prison or something. can't even imagine taking a crap beside somebody else unless i was captive and given no other choice to humiliate me.

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Stink war!

No way ...

I can't stand and piss if somebody's next to me. If he's in a cabin that's fine. What i can't stand are noises. Last month a guy was in the cabin taking a dump and was whistling at the same time. Then, he interrupted his whistling to let out a massive grunt, and started whistling again. What kind of people does that? :1orglaugh

Also, if I hear fart, grunts and shit noises, I try to leave before the guy comes out, because if it's someone I know, he will be associated to the sound I just heard, for a long time.

Disgusting...

How can you play with your poo, when someones watching?

welcome to boot camp sissies... hehe

That reminds me of Marine corps boot camp in Paris Island.

After a couple of days you get used to it.

literally... :thumbsup

What kind of an asshole would even think about constructing a bathroom that way? The plumber or whoever was responsible must just be sitting there laughing as he is plumbing the lines thinking, "man, this is sure going to suck for the people that have to use this."

I don't care if it is a prison or some type of institution and they are trying to save money, they could have at least stuck a divider in between them.

That gives me an idea. What about a Chat Roulette type of site called Deuce Buddies or something where you put your laptop on your sink or whatever (Say pointed at your face only in the TOS to cover your ass) and then you get a random other friend taking a deuce that wants friendly conversation during business..

It looks like it is a brand new install to me and is just waiting for the centre partition to be fitted to make it into two seperate cubicles.

Haha.... beats slop out

Would be great if you wanted to compare shit size...

Isn't that game called Battleshit

My dad built a two seater outhouse for our camp, never did figure out why but I assume he figured he had enough cedar might as well build it big... crazy old man.

one for shittin , one for pissin , not so crazy afterall

That'd be great for couples. You could hold hands! Love means never having to say "Excuse me, I need to poop."

That's for amateurs.

Group pooping is where it's at.

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That's how it is in Marine corps bootcamp.

In Army basic training we had stalls... :pimp

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Ideal for when you have sickness and diareah. You know, when your sat their shitting your arse off and you need to throw up at the same time but the sinks a mile away. Nothing worse than throwing up into a toilet full of your own shat.

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PI maybe, us Hollywood Marines had dividers nyah nyah! :winkwink:

The fact that the toilets are in the open doesnt bother me near as much as the fact that there are no toilet seats.

there were no porcelain toilets in my basic training days back in arizona, just holes in a cement floor

There are no porta-johns in a foxhole.

I think it would be more weird doing a number 1

i would have to be locked up to even consider that.

This holiday weekend, let's foster camaraderie by shitting together and stinking up the place as a group.

I dont think its a jail - Speaking from personal experience, Jails have more toilets in a row than just two (For easy visibility of the guards...) and they are made of Stainless Steel - Not Porcelain - and they dont have seats either.... (Less to keep clean)

Thing is, all joking aside, a lot of guys think they cant do a shit (AND WIPE THIER ASS - Seriously) Next to another guy, and for the first 3 or 4 days, dont even take a shit... Then nature kicks in, they explode into the toilet, and all sense of personal shyness has gone. The guy sat next to you, is not in the least bit interested, and you realize that for the foreseeable future, this is your life...

So you relax and think nothing of it...

Thats why I like poo...

Yeah, I was thinking, add about 30 more for a decent head in the squad bay...

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That's gross.

I don't think so.

no fucking way......:helpme

Could be worse... you could wake up as a Human Centipede

If I woke up, as the last one of 3, in a HCP...

I'd die happy...:2 cents:

There would be no removable parts in a prison.

What a crappy debate ...