What should I put in a lesbian gift basket?
 

My girlfriends sister came out as a lesbian a few months back. Her mom and dad are supportive, but still kind of struggling. My girlfriend says she kind of always knew. Anyway, we decided to make her a lesbian gift basket for Christmas. So far we have a book of 101 Lesbian Sex Positions. A couple of vibrating toys, some massage oils and an Indigo Girls CD :)

Any suggestions on what else we should put in here?

Lots of chocolates, lesbian or not, girls love chocolates

Very good choice. . . I will see if we can find chocolate shaped like boobs. . . hell if we do I might get some for myself :)

As a joke, a small piece of carpet and chattering teeth :)

do you fill gift baskets for your black friends with fried chicken, watermelon, grape drink mix and R. Kelly cd's as well?

Double sided dildo for sure.

No. . .I'm not Ron Paul :)

This isn't sexist, she is going to laugh. It isn't like I am giving it a stranger. . . lighten up.

she may slap you unless she finds it funny

Those little soaps,bath salts ,all chicks dig that sort of thing

Another good idea. They have those little kits that have salts, bubble bath, soaps and stuff in it. That would go nicely in it.

She will think it is funny. It was my girlfriends idea and her sister likes me so it will be a well received gift.

That could be fun. . as part of a gag I could get one that is like two feet long and could be used as a weapon.

an invite for a 3some with you and your g/f :)

She has a good sense of humor, but that might be a little to much. Shortly after she came out she was over at my place for dinner with me and the G/F. I congratulated her on coming out and mentioned that it must be a weight off her shoulders. She said it was especially because now when she is dating someone she doesn't have to hide it. I told her she can be my go to girl when I have questions about women. She laughed and I then said, "For example, when I'm going down on your sister is there any particular thing I should be looking for here?"

She made a sour face that was so funny I nearly fell out of my chair then she nearly passed out laughing. Still a threesome would be a little too kinky LOL.

How about one of those teddy bears with a webcam inside? :)

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LMFAO. I was thinking the same sort of thing.


Dag man just buy her stuff she likes.. why give her a basket full of stereotypes?

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The idea is to get her some stuff she likes and some stuff that are sterotypes. It isn't like this is the only gift she is getting it is meant as a gag.

I can't believe a guy who thinks this is a good idea even has a girlfriend (despite many posts about her) :)

You might as well go full idiot and get her a hooker.

Wow. the lack of humor on this board sometimes amazes me. . . the girlfriend came up with the idea. We both think it is pretty funny. Apparently we are in the minority.

Prepaid card for the YWCA cafeteria?

Too subtle? :)

LOL that is a pretty good one.

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You should get her some big gaudy jewelry of a naked woman, like a big fucking charm lmao.
here is something not so big but may get a chuckle
http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_1...=SPM2466194201

or somehting like this
http://www.princeofdiamonds.org/serv...de-lady/Detail

:1orglaugh

You could always add a plaid shirt or two in the basket
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best of luck

you beat me too it ! :1orglaugh :thumbsup

those cute little Victoria's Secret kits

:upsidedow

saying it's her sisters idea it sounds like she's trying to make sure you offend her enough to burn any chances you would have had.

chocolate (of course) :)

That thing rocks!

I love that. nothing says lesbian like a flannel shirt and some big turquoise jewelry.

if you have a spencers close to you you may find some cheap filler that she may actually like while announcing her lesbianism lol.

+1 on the stereotype thing. If you guys have that kind of humor with the person then ok but getting a bunch of lesbian type shit just because she came out is messed up, even if she acts like it's funny.

The comedy of it is that when she came out it wasn't a shock to anyone other than her mom and dad, but even they admitted that they had their thoughts about it. Her brother even said, "I thought you came out a while back?" It took guts for her to do it even though all her friends and pretty much everyone else already knew or was pretty certain. So the joke is that now that she is out, we can get her gifts she can actually use.

She is going to think it is funny.

I know a few lesbians that would laugh their asses off f they got gifts like that, genuinely. I shared these links with an assumption that he knows her well enough to judge. The way he sounds, hes seems pretty confident that he knows her.

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Propagating Stereotypes IS HILARIOUS.

i don't know, it might be kind of weird opening all that sexual type stuff around her parents but who knows. did you get a strap on? though that might depend on if she is the butch or the fem..

scissors, clam dip, hers and hers douche? lol a sense of humor is good!

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I'm shocked at how many people just don't get the funny part of it
He is not giving it to a stranger
When it's your friend/family, the idea is very smart and funny, I would laugh

When I heard that Tegan and Sarah song I thought it was damn funny, cause the guy was making more fun of himself and his stereotypical mind, I was surprised when realized so many people took it as an insult



Give her boxers :1orglaugh also some movie or book like this

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA300_.jpg

Or a T-SHIRT

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or a ticket to TS show :thumbsup I'd love to get one

Because it's FUNNY man! Mock her very brave coming out by buying a box of shit joke stereotypes! Everyone loves that!

Comedy gold!

She won't be opening it up around the rest of the family. She is storing some of her gifts here and is coming by Saturday afternoon to wrap them and pick them up we are going to give it to her then.

In all seriousness, giving her a little pride trinket like a rainbow ring could be very sweet.

Write few lesbian porn video link pointing to tube8 on paper, and make less sales later...

Patchouli & a wifebeater.

Damn dykes !!!

some flavored oils

Give her a good hard fuck so she realizes she isn't really a lesbian just an unsatisfied girl