Happy Festivus
 

Let the airing of the grievances begin.

My dad once made a Festivus pole for us. It was awesome. We didn't do the wrestling, but the airing of greviences was awesome.

cheers all.

And a Merry Christmas to you too. :)

Bring in the greens and fire up the Yule log.

we had a festivus pole in the office at one point...

FEATS OF STRENGTH!!

I intend to both air my grievances and commit acts of strength over dinner tonight.

Crappy PooFest to you all !

Festivus rocks!

Happy Holidays.

"I find your belief system fascinating" ...

And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, who waves his penis.

And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments.

And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a game on.

And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things.. that money can buy.

And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters".

And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so you can look up her dress.

And I believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are.

And, people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots are stealing my luggage.

Happy Festivus to you Ron! I'll start the airing of grievances with why does Google think Festivus is a misspelled word!

Happy Festivus back at ya babe!

The one my Dad made had a flat one piece base, but ah, fond memories.