Did Jesus Intervene?
 

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religious people are dumb motherfuckers. in any case in the bible it says that god will not intervene in the world and that the only thing prayer can do is give one strength if anything.

It's all the lord's plan. You don't know what you're talking about.

1 Then the LORD spoke to Job out of the storm. He said:
2 ?Who is this that obscures my plans
with words without knowledge?
3 Brace yourself like a man;
I will question you,
and you shall answer me.

4 ?Where were you when I laid the earth?s foundation?
Tell me, if you understand.
5 Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know!
Who stretched a measuring line across it?
6 On what were its footings set,
or who laid its cornerstone?
7 while the morning stars sang together
and all the angels[a] shouted for joy?

1 The LORD said to Job:

2 ?Will the one who contends with the Almighty correct him?
Let him who accuses God answer him!?

3 Then Job answered the LORD:

4 ?I am unworthy?how can I reply to you?
I put my hand over my mouth.
5 I spoke once, but I have no answer?
twice, but I will say no more.?

6 Then the LORD spoke to Job out of the storm:

7 ?Brace yourself like a man;
I will question you,
and you shall answer me.

8 ?Would you discredit my justice?
Would you condemn me to justify yourself?
9 Do you have an arm like God?s,
and can your voice thunder like his?
10 Then adorn yourself with glory and splendor,
and clothe yourself in honor and majesty.
11 Unleash the fury of your wrath,
look at all who are proud and bring them low,
12 look at all who are proud and humble them,
crush the wicked where they stand.
13 Bury them all in the dust together;
shroud their faces in the grave.
14 Then I myself will admit to you
that your own right hand can save you.

umm no it doesn't say that anywhere... he intervenes in all those stories...

its all bs anyways but this seems to support it to some degree

Genesis 8:21 The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: "Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never again will I destroy all living creatures, as I have done.

Would you Jesus freaks be Tebow fans if he was praising Allah instead at the end of games?

pfft. the universe has no boundaries.

thus x = 0

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

George Carlin is awesome!

word :2 cents:

And you do, right?

Oh my fuck that is funny. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

All these dumb fuckers that think jesus has anything to do with this and are thinking the super bowl is theirs because god wants it that way, will be sitting there disbelief next week when the Patriots SMOKE them. They will look just like the assholes they all made fun of last year when that creepy cult leader told his clan the world was ending. They all believed it. Then when it didn't he said he miscalculated and that god was ending the world a few months later. Didn't happen that time either.

jesus is in your heart, he is not going to do magic tricks

The moral of the story has eluded you.

I like football